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(AL.com)   Man robs four businesses with BB gun rifle to pay off his girlfriend's probation fees, which he does after the last robbery. He now needs his girlfriend to return the favor   (blog.al.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, Escambia County, BB gun, kangaroos, girlfriend, probation, Waffle House  
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2013-01-26 09:08:22 AM
If only I could come up with some analogy between this and what the government did for wall street.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:32 AM
First read that as "abortion fees", which I actually felt improved the headline.
 
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2013-01-26 09:14:55 AM
kid_icarus: First read that as "abortion fees", which I actually felt improved the headline.

Then you may enjoy this headline from a few years ago: 39 year old man steals painting of Virgin Mary from church to pay for underage girlfriend's abortion.
 
2013-01-26 09:16:14 AM

ZAZ: kid_icarus: First read that as "abortion fees", which I actually felt improved the headline.

Then you may enjoy this headline from a few years ago: 39 year old man steals painting of Virgin Mary from church to pay for underage girlfriend's abortion.


See, that's the kind of TFA I can get behind.
 
2013-01-26 09:39:37 AM
He must have replied to one of those "pay it forward" Facebook updates.
 
2013-01-26 12:36:17 PM
Ain't love grand? Also, since when is a frigging bb gun considered a deadly weapon? Also also, is it a bb gun or a bb rifle subby? It can't be both.

/ cause I said so
 
2013-01-26 12:36:21 PM
Parents named as accomplices for gifting him . . . .

hopeforzombies.com

Blame the enablers, not the enabled.
 
2013-01-26 12:41:01 PM
Oddly enough, now HE is the girlfriend.
 
2013-01-26 12:42:30 PM
You'll shoot your eye out!
 
2013-01-26 12:42:31 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Ain't love grand? Also, since when is a frigging bb gun considered a deadly weapon? Also also, is it a bb gun or a bb rifle subby? It can't be both.

/ cause I said so


At least it wasn't an assault BB gun knife.
 
2013-01-26 12:45:17 PM
While he's clearly a moron and a criminal, I do have to say I have seen many people absolutely crushed by probation/court/drug screening costs/fees. People who are fresh out of prison/jail are going to be making shiat money in shiat jobs... why push them over the edge?
 
2013-01-26 12:53:43 PM

Alonjar: While he's clearly a moron and a criminal, I do have to say I have seen many people absolutely crushed by probation/court/drug screening costs/fees. People who are fresh out of prison/jail are going to be making shiat money in shiat jobs... why push them over the edge?


How about not getting yourself in that position in the first farking place?
 
2013-01-26 12:56:08 PM

KidneyStone: Alonjar: While he's clearly a moron and a criminal, I do have to say I have seen many people absolutely crushed by probation/court/drug screening costs/fees. People who are fresh out of prison/jail are going to be making shiat money in shiat jobs... why push them over the edge?

How about not getting yourself in that position in the first farking place?


I want you to tell that to the guy who sticks a gun in your face so he can pay his probation fees.

/Treat the cause not the symptoms
 
2013-01-26 01:00:43 PM

Alonjar: KidneyStone: Alonjar: While he's clearly a moron and a criminal, I do have to say I have seen many people absolutely crushed by probation/court/drug screening costs/fees. People who are fresh out of prison/jail are going to be making shiat money in shiat jobs... why push them over the edge?

How about not getting yourself in that position in the first farking place?

I want you to tell that to the guy who sticks a gun in your face so he can pay his probation fees.

/Treat the cause not the symptoms


How do you treat someone for being human?
 
2013-01-26 01:04:22 PM
What's a gun rifle?
 
2013-01-26 07:32:54 PM

KidneyStone: Alonjar: While he's clearly a moron and a criminal, I do have to say I have seen many people absolutely crushed by probation/court/drug screening costs/fees. People who are fresh out of prison/jail are going to be making shiat money in shiat jobs... why push them over the edge?

How about not getting yourself in that position in the first farking place?


Like not taking the probation. My dad used to tell the inmates he met with in Bible study classes at prisons, not to take a probation if they have short time left. The prisons were good for doing just that. Denied probation until the inmate only had a short amount of time left (a year or less) and putting them on 3 years probation. They knew they were screwing these people, but of course they didn't care.
 
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