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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot lunch lady competing for a spot on the Colts' cheerleading squad. Gimme an H Gimme an O...h I'll be in my bunk   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-01-26 10:59:33 AM  
she seems to be lacking the silicone requirement.
 
2013-01-26 01:20:11 PM  
I'd let her serve me her fish taco.
 
2013-01-26 05:48:52 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Yeah... that's right. I went there.

/And i hotlinked.
 
2013-01-26 05:51:41 PM  
Are you sure that's not a guy?
 
2013-01-26 05:53:28 PM  
Gimmie a B! Gimmie a U! Gimmie a T! Gimmie another T! Gimmie a A! Gimmie a F! Gimmie a A! Gimmie a C! Gimmie a E!

What's that spell!
 
2013-01-26 06:02:01 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wow, they'll let anybody be a cheerleader these days...
 
2013-01-26 06:20:57 PM  
She's like a solid 7. Not quite cheerleading material.
 
2013-01-26 06:40:45 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x350]

Yeah... that's right. I went there.

/And i hotlinked.


I was gonna go with Bruce Campbell myself, but yeah.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:07 PM  
*Hot for Indiana.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:08 PM  
I must be the only one who thinks she's cute.
 
2013-01-26 07:24:10 PM  
imagehost.epier.com

Hot
 
2013-01-26 07:25:07 PM  
I'd cover her taters in gravy.
 
2013-01-26 07:25:15 PM  
I never thought I'd say this, but she's "Lunchlady hot".

/meaning not very
//knees too sharp
///I KNOW YOU LIKE 'EM SLOPPY!
 
2013-01-26 07:29:13 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [imagehost.epier.com image 300x414]

Hot


More testicles mean more iron.
 
2013-01-26 07:30:58 PM  
Square jaw would seem to indicate she's more of a quarterback than a cheerleader.
 
2013-01-26 07:47:14 PM  
I'll do it.

Lucky pricks, all I had back in my school days were whales and haggards serving us food.
 
2013-01-26 08:05:45 PM  
img521.imageshack.us

HI, FELLAS
 
2013-01-26 08:08:01 PM  
And let's see a kick.

www.apsva.us
 
2013-01-26 08:09:33 PM  
Oh, please. She's all the way down on the farking field. How many people are going to be close enough to see her face anyways? Though she is cute.
 
2013-01-26 08:11:56 PM  
She's ugly enough to be a Dallas cheerleader
 
2013-01-26 08:13:23 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: I must be the only one who thinks she's cute.


I'll back you up on this one. I like the shot of her in cutoffs.
 
2013-01-26 08:33:01 PM  
Goddammit so much, stop it with "daily fail" "smoking hot"!

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2013-01-26 08:40:23 PM  
Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?
 
2013-01-26 08:46:39 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: She's ugly enough to be a Dallas cheerleader


One of my TV guilty pleasures is that show on CMT about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders......and none of those women are ugly.  I always find it amazing how the skinniest-looking one is always somehow the one who needs to lose the most weight in training camp.  Those uniforms are TINY.  I mean, if you have even 1% body fat, you're going to look like a whale in those shorts.
 
2013-01-26 09:19:06 PM  

daveb0rg: Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?


The NFL plays at least one game a year in London. Although Mexico would make more sense.
 
2013-01-26 09:28:50 PM  

HotWingAgenda: daveb0rg: Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?

The NFL plays at least one game a year in London. Although Mexico would make more sense.


Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Good point.
 
2013-01-26 09:31:40 PM  

HotWingAgenda: daveb0rg: Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?

The NFL plays at least one game a year in London. Although Mexico would make more sense.


Mexico did have some games, mainly, SF/AZ but then the cartel wars happened and NFL thought Canada would do.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:39 PM  
She's not a 10 by any means, but any farker in here is lying if they say they wouldn't put her on the serving counter and butter her bread.  Her body is amazing, her face...not beautiful, but she's cute enough when she's dressed nicely and not being caught off guard by a camera shoved in her face.
 
2013-01-26 10:09:11 PM  
I'd munch on her lunch
 
2013-01-26 10:34:19 PM  

HotWingAgenda: daveb0rg: Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?

The NFL plays at least one game a year in London. Although Mexico would make more sense.


The Cardinals played a game in Mexico one year.
 
2013-01-26 10:45:33 PM  
Ya gotta love "Mid-West hot".
 
2013-01-26 10:46:53 PM  
I'd munch on her lunch"box"
 
2013-01-26 11:34:58 PM  
I'd eat her sloppy joe.
 
2013-01-26 11:41:49 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Smeggy Smurf: She's ugly enough to be a Dallas cheerleader

One of my TV guilty pleasures is that show on CMT about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders......and none of those women are ugly.  I always find it amazing how the skinniest-looking one is always somehow the one who needs to lose the most weight in training camp.  Those uniforms are TINY.  I mean, if you have even 1% body fat, you're going to look like a whale in those shorts.


That's why the cheerleaders for Tampa are the hottest. Oh yeah, yummy
 
2013-01-27 12:19:10 AM  

fatalvenom: Ya gotta love "Mid-West hot".


That's not midwest hot.  At least not to me.
 
2013-01-27 12:33:29 AM  

Treygreen13: I never thought I'd say this, but she's "Lunchlady hot".


I predict "lunchlady hot" will be the word of 2013.
 
2013-01-27 12:37:31 AM  

eddievercetti: HotWingAgenda: daveb0rg: Why is some UK web rag writing an article about American football? Do they even care over there?

The NFL plays at least one game a year in London. Although Mexico would make more sense.

Mexico did have some games, mainly, SF/AZ but then the cartel wars happened and NFL thought Canada would do.


See, this is why I love Fark. A chance to talk sports with people that know more than me, without incurring a public wedgie in a bar.

fatalvenom: Ya gotta love "Mid-West hot".


True story: I have a bizarre thing for girls with dry midwestern or farmer's daughter accents. Don't know why, but Southern, New English, and West Coast accents are all meh to me. But give me a girl who knows how to say "Oh, jeez" or "Doncha know" properly, and *bam* instaboner.
 
2013-01-27 01:16:41 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: I must be the only one who thinks she's cute.


She's cute and has real boobs, so once the put her through the ProCheerleader5000 machine, which adds a pound of makeup, horrible fake boobs, some bad tattoos, and bleaches the shiat out of her hair, she'll be ready for the big show.
 
2013-01-27 01:31:45 AM  
pretty sure Adam Sandler would be all over that!

Link

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2013-01-27 01:50:04 AM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: fatalvenom: Ya gotta love "Mid-West hot".

That's not midwest hot.  At least not to me.


I was being sarcastic.
 
2013-01-27 01:54:35 AM  
*sasquatch kardashian/square face/austin powers joke*
 
2013-01-27 07:07:03 AM  
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Butterface

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2013-01-27 08:20:27 AM  

jdamaral: Square jaw would seem to indicate she's more of a quarterback than a cheerleader.


That's Bill Cohwer in a wig.
 
2013-01-27 09:17:51 AM  
If you'd like to see the other contestants, the web site is here. (Link pops)
 
2013-01-27 10:13:39 AM  
KiwDaWabbit * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2013-01-26 07:24:08 PM I must be the only one who thinks she's cute.
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In Lunchlady hotness, she's about a 30 out of 10. In terms of everyone, solid 9.
 
2013-01-27 11:59:03 AM  
Am I the only one who saw it as "hot-lunch lady"? Sounds like cheerleading's gotten a little racier than I remember.
 
2013-01-27 12:07:08 PM  
She's like the Cleveland Browns uniform, beautiful jersey, ugly ass helmet.
 
2013-01-27 12:56:26 PM  
This one looks like a Japanese anime character.
www.coltscheer.com
Too much teeth, not enough skin.
www.coltscheer.com
I'd give Laura C. something to straddle.
www.coltscheer.com
 
2013-01-28 12:13:38 AM  

Cewley: she seems to be lacking the silicone requirement.


Her mom has that taken care of

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 04:27:19 AM  
I loved her in Tango and Cash!

images.t-nation.com
 
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