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(Sun News Network)   If you're going to threaten to kill your stepson, you may not want to do it around police   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 27
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2013-01-26 03:17:50 PM
Revocation of parental rights + detox + suspension of porn channel privileges = changed man
 
2013-01-26 03:25:01 PM
I'm calling it now, the stepfather will be the cause of this boy's death in the future.
 
2013-01-26 05:06:50 PM
The threats, or the actual killing?
 
2013-01-26 05:14:52 PM
*reads linked article*

Well, I thought my country ( USA ) had a monopoly on dysfunctional White trash. Apparently, I'm wrong about that..
 
2013-01-26 05:20:51 PM
"The time I spent in custody made me realize that I have to be there for my family."

Yes, going back with your family is exactly what you should do.
 
2013-01-26 05:22:08 PM
"The time I spent in custody made me realize that I have to be theresomewhere else for my family."
 
2013-01-26 05:22:52 PM

JasonOfOrillia: "The time I spent in custody made me realize that I have to be there for my family."

Yes, going back with your family is exactly what you should do.


Great minds drink alike.
 
2013-01-26 05:32:41 PM
In fairness, what else is there to do in northern Ontario? Are there even any women up there?
 
2013-01-26 05:35:30 PM
Unless you're Alec Baldwin, in shich you'll go on the talk show circuit, make a half-assed apology, and everyone will male light-hearted commercials about it.
 
2013-01-26 05:37:59 PM
Link

Maybe it's just his nature to be naughty... other people's problems
 
2013-01-26 05:46:14 PM
Brutal. If I were that kid I'd be on the back of the next Molson truck to America. Eleven years old or not, it sounds like he's already growing up pretty fast. He's eleven and a half, really, and that's almost twelve.
 
2013-01-26 05:47:24 PM

calbert: I'm calling it now, the stepfather will be the cause of this boy's death in the future.


And you will find out CYS services were called to the house numerous times but there was nothing they could do because their short-staffed and underfunded. Then the neighbors will put a bunch of teddy bears outside the house while a local alderman calls for a "March to Stop the Violence". The city will fund a 'consulting' taskforce to come up with ways to help stop child abuse. Local teachers will have to attend How to Identify Signs of Child Abuse and George Clooney will donate a check. Meanwhile, guy gets sixty days.
 
2013-01-26 05:52:24 PM
What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?
 
2013-01-26 06:04:16 PM

PsiChick: What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?


"But I love him! And he promised he'd stop drinking/smoking crack/huffing paint!"
 
2013-01-26 06:13:08 PM
Unpossible. Canadians lack the required genetic rage to kill someone. I think it was bred out of them by the French.
 
2013-01-26 06:13:46 PM

calbert: I'm calling it now, the stepfather will be the cause of this boy's death in the future.


I'll call the flip side and say the kid kills him to protect his sister.
 
2013-01-26 06:28:54 PM

jtown: calbert: I'm calling it now, the stepfather will be the cause of this boy's death in the future.

I'll call the flip side and say the kid kills him to protect his sister.


I'd make a cultural reference but there are so many to choose from.
 
2013-01-26 06:29:41 PM

PsiChick: What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?


"But he's such a good father!  You don't know!"
 
2013-01-26 06:31:27 PM
www.sunnewsnetwork.ca

Yeah, you know me.
 
2013-01-26 06:34:35 PM

Hector Remarkable: Brutal. If I were that kid I'd be on the back of the next Molson truck to America. Eleven years old or not, it sounds like he's already growing up pretty fast. He's eleven and a half, really, and that's almost twelve.


Yup. it's deep thoughts like these that make Hector Remarkable.
 
2013-01-26 07:32:18 PM
Kid should go to juvie for not having the common sense to handle the situation properly. Abuse of 911 services.
 
2013-01-26 07:43:16 PM

KrispyKritter: Hector Remarkable: Brutal. If I were that kid I'd be on the back of the next Molson truck to America. Eleven years old or not, it sounds like he's already growing up pretty fast. He's eleven and a half, really, and that's almost twelve.

Yup. it's deep thoughts like these that make Hector Remarkable.


Hey. it's just a name. We were originally the Remarkablesteins.
 
2013-01-26 07:55:09 PM

Rye_: Yeah, you know me.


Thank for the earbug!
 
2013-01-26 08:15:49 PM
As a step dad to a part Canadian boy, I understand the frustration.
 
2013-01-26 11:48:21 PM

PsiChick: What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?


She was in the porn he was watching.
 
2013-01-26 11:50:54 PM

AndreMA: Kid should go to juvie for not having the common sense to handle the situation properly. Abuse of 911 services.


True dat.  He should have gone to meet his sister, steered her upstairs, and boinked her while letting stepdaddy finish his jerk.
 
2013-01-27 01:12:23 AM

Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?

"But I love him! And he promised he'd stop drinking/smoking crack/huffing paint!"


The My Little Pony Killer: PsiChick: What the  fark is the mother thinking? How do you let a POS like  that around your own flesh and blood?

"But he's such a good father!  You don't know!"


If either of those phrases ever came out of my mouth, I think I'd come out of the mental hospital thanking whoever had me committed.
 
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