This has nothing to do with today's matches, but I thought I'd share. A couple of weeks ago, I bought a truck. On the rear window, passenger side, I put on a Tottenham Hotspur cockerel. Just the logo, no words, nothing but that majestic rooster standing on a football and puffing his chest out.

On Thursday, when I went to the parking garage after work, I noticed that the car parked next to me had stickers in the rear window as well. Two of them. The top sticker was that foul red cannon and logo, and below it was the always clever "Got Arsenal?"

I don't know what the odds are of having supporters of rival North London teams parked in adjacent spaces in a San Antonio parking garage would be, but I do know this: I have envelopes of anti-Arsenal pictures printed up and stored in my glove compartment, ready to be slid under a windshield wiper should opportunity present itself again.

COYS!

Well all in all a decent start to the footballing day. Arsenal squeaks through to the next round without a replay, and I just won the Premier League, Europa League, and FA Cup with Leyton Orient in Football Manager.

OMG! What a goal by Giroud!! Set up beautifully by Zombie Rosicky!

I shiat you not, 'come on the Magpies!' translates as 'Allez les pies!' which given the average waistline of our support is bang on trend.

Bonjour!