ADubs86: Congrats to Millwall, who got us started yesterday knocking out Aston Villa 2-1.I seriously don't see how Lambert survives the season with results like this, I really don't. This is McLeish-like really, just no semblance of structure on the pitch.
Jakesta: Why is it there is aa new champion every week in soccer? Such a strange sport...
Norfolking Chance: Jakesta: Why is it there is aa new champion every week in soccer? Such a strange sport...Same reason why in American Football the ball is in play for only 11 minutes but it takes 3 hours. Thats the game.
ADubs86: And Kompany's injured again. Shocker.
ADubs86: Well gents I'm on my way out of town for a funeral. See you guys tomorrow.
HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: Well gents I'm on my way out of town for a funeral. See you guys tomorrow.Your dad? Sorry for your loss
Jakesta: I don't get soccer fans. I ask an honest question about why is seems that a new champion is crowed almost weekly, and all I get is snark. Are yo u worried someone might invade your "club"? Soccer isn't on TV, and I'm not going to follow it online. Its not a bad sport to watch, but you all act like it's some secret that nobody else.can know about.
ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: Well gents I'm on my way out of town for a funeral. See you guys tomorrow.Your dad? Sorry for your lossGreat uncle. Thank you though.
Cognitive Displaysia: midpoint: Bonjour!I'm glad to see you're assimilating well!
midpoint: I shiat you not, 'come on the Magpies!' translates as 'Allez les pies!' which given the average waistline of our support is bang on trend.
Jamespoon: This Arsenal team should demolish Bristol City today. That probably means that they'll draw 1-1.
midpoint: In Africa, they are having their intra-continental championship.
Jamespoon: Jamespoon: This Arsenal team should demolish Bristol City today. That probably means that they'll draw 1-1.And by Bristol, I mean Brighton. Clearly that's where my mind is at the moment.
mitchcumstein1: Hey, Tomas Rosicky isn't dead.
Norfolking Chance: Considering their display at Bradford i would be worried as a Arse fan. Plus Gus has Brighton playing well.
Cajnik: mitchcumstein1: Hey, Tomas Rosicky isn't dead.Sad, but funny. :/
Cajnik: midpoint: In Africa, they are having their intra-continental championship.And why is every stadium half empty?Are they charging too much for tickets, or what?
Cajnik: may I suggest Olympiakos v Panathinaikos in 15 min.
Cajnik: Cajnik: may I suggest Olympiakos v Panathinaikos in 15 min.Nm, I read it too quickly. Panthrakikos... so not the eternal enemies derby.Still lots of flares though...
midpoint: Partly that I understand. Other explanatory variables include:
Cajnik: midpoint: Partly that I understand. Other explanatory variables include:My own theory is that it's every year, so a lack of excitement. I guess the reason is that it gives more world wide exposure to some players still playing for their clubs in Africa./Also, Eurosport generally has really terrible commentary across all sports (though College Football on Eurosport is certainly the worst)
Gonz: This has nothing to do with today's matches, but I thought I'd share. A couple of weeks ago, I bought a truck. On the rear window, passenger side, I put on a Tottenham Hotspur cockerel. Just the logo, no words, nothing but that majestic rooster standing on a football and puffing his chest out.On Thursday, when I went to the parking garage after work, I noticed that the car parked next to me had stickers in the rear window as well. Two of them. The top sticker was that foul red cannon and logo, and below it was the always clever "Got Arsenal?"I don't know what the odds are of having supporters of rival North London teams parked in adjacent spaces in a San Antonio parking garage would be, but I do know this: I have envelopes of anti-Arsenal pictures printed up and stored in my glove compartment, ready to be slid under a windshield wiper should opportunity present itself again.COYS!
puffy999: If soccer had line changes like hockey, I'd be more interested in it./a twist upon soccer trolling
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