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(Sun Sentinel)   NJ algebra teacher learns that 16 does not go into 28, that 18 is a prime number, and that a mole is a funny-looking unit of measurement   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-26 08:03:05 AM
Hey lady. Why the round face?
 
2013-01-26 08:04:43 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7557539/82132207#c82132207" target="_blank">AverageAmericanGuy</a>:</b> <i>Hey lady. Why the round face?</i>

Because she loves pi?
 
2013-01-26 08:07:02 AM
According to TFA, 16 does go into 28.
 
2013-01-26 08:07:42 AM
Acting on a tip
And how many 16 year old boys used 'Just the tip' line?
 
2013-01-26 08:13:06 AM
I don't understand the reference to the mole. Funny-looking unit of measurement? What did he do when he came across it?
 
2013-01-26 08:14:45 AM
Either farkers took over the comments on TFA or we need to invite them over here.
 
2013-01-26 08:20:58 AM
Chem teacher loved this joke:

"What did Avogadro put on his pancakes?

Mole-asses."

I always thought Avogadro was a pervert...
 
2013-01-26 08:22:13 AM
I mean, you'd have to genetically engineer the asses without the moles, wouldn't you? Surely there are not 6.02x1023 moles in this world, from which their anuses can be harvested in order to be deposited on the pancakes of a dead man. SURELY THERE ARE NOT.
 
2013-01-26 08:23:47 AM
Nice looking chick. If I were a student and had the opportunity I would pound her stink too.
 
2013-01-26 08:29:07 AM
Let he who is without sine cast the first stone.
 
2013-01-26 08:47:44 AM
This story has been brought to you by the numbers 16 and 28-and by the words "extradition", "sultry", "Filipino" and "educator".....
 
2013-01-26 08:48:22 AM
"Mole" made me think of Miss Balbricker. Not sure how that relates to this story.
 
2013-01-26 08:50:04 AM
Hey subby, since when is 18 a prime nu--- ohh. thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-01-26 08:58:12 AM
The sex encounters took place in her classroom during school hours, Union County Prosecutor Theodore J Romankow told the newsite.

Study hall is a lot different than I remember...
 
2013-01-26 09:09:37 AM
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2013-01-26 09:23:11 AM

Alleyoop: I don't understand the reference to the mole. Funny-looking unit of measurement? What did he do when he came across it?


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oh, you.
 
2013-01-26 09:40:39 AM

Alleyoop: I don't understand the reference to the mole. Funny-looking unit of measurement? What did he do when he came across it?


Sighed, then zipped his fly back up?
 
2013-01-26 10:01:57 AM

Alleyoop: I don't understand the reference to the mole. Funny-looking unit of measurement? What did he do when he came across it?


Subby is hung like a mole... so to speak.

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2013-01-26 10:03:32 AM
she's in for some long derision.
 
2013-01-26 10:22:15 AM
18 is a prime number? 6 and 3 frown upon your lack of math skills subby. legal age joke? nope, not in student -teacher relationshiat.
 
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2013-01-26 10:57:33 AM

puffy999: I mean, you'd have to genetically engineer the asses without the moles, wouldn't you? Surely there are not 6.02x1023 moles in this world, from which their anuses can be harvested in order to be deposited on the pancakes of a dead man. SURELY THERE ARE NOT.


Grams to moles, moles to moles, moles to grams...

So, there is a connection!
 
2013-01-26 12:23:20 PM
whale, whale whales, what do we have here?
 
2013-01-26 12:49:25 PM
Mmmole...mmmoley...

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!
 
2013-01-26 12:58:54 PM
"What made this particularly ... unusual is that they actually had sex in school, in her classroom," Romankow said. "Evidently they blocked the windows and locked the door."


That's Funny when I was in high school and fantasizing about my math teacher I was always bending her over the desk And her projector.
 
2013-01-26 01:12:13 PM
i.imgur.com Yeah, I see it.
 
2013-01-26 01:16:38 PM
There should be a hiring metric for educators that hires people who have been someplace in their lives besides school. Passport stamp whores don't count. Like, done something where your fingernails get dirty. Because people who *n e v e r* leave school have a very limited view of the world.
 
2013-01-26 01:16:56 PM
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What mole?
 
2013-01-26 03:56:57 PM
If you want to bang 16 year olds in NJ just don't be their teacher or boss. That's it. 16 is legal there otherwise.
 
2013-01-26 05:54:12 PM
If only he had been 14, everything would have been fine.
 
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