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(The Advocate)   To ward off the terrifying perils of homosexuality, Russia is instructing military officers to spend more time looking at their recruits' crotches and asses   (advocate.com) divider line 5
    More: Asinine, Russia, police officers, Russian Orthodox Church, Izvestia, history of human sexuality, gays and lesbians, State Duma  
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2013-01-26 09:22:40 AM
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I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.
2013-01-26 09:30:53 AM
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Mister Peejay: I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.


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I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.
2013-01-26 12:51:07 PM
1 votes:
This is not going to work.

As anybody who has ever seen a porno movie (straight or gay) knows, it will just mean that you have an army full of young gay virgins, ripe for the plucking by muscular older officers.

And judging from all those photos of Russian troops I've seen everytime the Russian armed forces do something stupid, their privates are more than half virgins as it is. There's scarcely a lad over 18. If you're 25 they call you "the Old Man".

Russia has the prettiest army in the world, unless you prefer Asians, in which case it is China.

The only way Russia could make its armies any prettier and gayer is issue My Little Ponies to their cavalry.
2013-01-26 09:37:03 AM
1 votes:

ph0rk: Mister Peejay: I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.

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I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.


Men covered in sticky, white mystery fluid?
2013-01-26 08:48:25 AM
1 votes:
Russia, a place where conservatives can now go and be free.
 
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