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(The Advocate)   To ward off the terrifying perils of homosexuality, Russia is instructing military officers to spend more time looking at their recruits' crotches and asses   (advocate.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-26 08:36:46 AM
The same Russian military that routinely whores out its conscripts to old men?
 
2013-01-26 08:36:47 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-26 08:48:25 AM
Russia, a place where conservatives can now go and be free.
 
2013-01-26 09:02:04 AM
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Volunteer!
 
2013-01-26 09:03:56 AM

rev. dave: Russia, a place where conservatives can now go and be free.


I thought that was the Republican National Convention and an iPhone?
 
2013-01-26 09:11:16 AM
Put down your rifle and show us your gun.
 
2013-01-26 09:15:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x878]


Stag party?
 
2013-01-26 09:22:40 AM
I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.
 
2013-01-26 09:30:53 AM

Mister Peejay: I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.


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I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.
 
2013-01-26 09:37:03 AM

ph0rk: Mister Peejay: I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.

[blackwatertown.files.wordpress.com image 500x209]

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.


Men covered in sticky, white mystery fluid?
 
2013-01-26 09:54:19 AM
Are they looking for stretchmarks?
 
2013-01-26 09:56:41 AM
This story is really gay.
 
2013-01-26 09:59:25 AM
Recruits would also be asked about their sexual history and "whether they have a girlfriend and whether it is important for her to be faithful."

www.examiner.com

I see the birth of a whole new cottage industry.
 
2013-01-26 10:30:45 AM
Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.
 
2013-01-26 10:59:13 AM
Are the going to electro grope folks to make sure?

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/Let's destroy the Shagohod.
 
2013-01-26 11:21:01 AM

macadamnut: Recruits would also be asked about their sexual history and "whether they have a girlfriend and whether it is important for her to be faithful."

[www.examiner.com image 540x411]

I see the birth of a whole new cottage industry.


She's Canadian. You wouldn't know her.
 
2013-01-26 11:25:45 AM

Proteios1: Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.


What the merry fark are you talking about?
 
2013-01-26 11:28:23 AM
Wow, Russia. Wow.

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First they came for the gays, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't gay.
Then they came for the fake lesbians. Everyone wept.
 
2013-01-26 11:39:59 AM

Tigger: Proteios1: Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

What the merry fark are you talking about?


Irony there, one of the many comedic tools we'll be using this morning.
 
2013-01-26 11:44:02 AM

macadamnut: Tigger: Proteios1: Russia is probably reacting to all the gay hate groups that are attacking churches and businesses and politicians and causing people to get fired for their opinions, etc. you know. All the things homosexuals want stopped...for them.

What the merry fark are you talking about?

Irony there, one of the many comedic tools we'll be using this morning.


Typically comedy is funny.
 
2013-01-26 11:55:13 AM
"Why does your dick taste like shiat, Pvt. Sodomov?"
 
2013-01-26 11:59:14 AM
The Moscow Times also reports that although most gay Russians don't wear tattoos to indicate their sexual orientation, former prison inmates are more likely to sport a tattoo - sometimes which has been forcibly applied.

Become a Russian prison biatch, you are now considered gay to the Russian military.

/The weird part is, is the prison sentence or the former prison biatch an issue to the Russian military.
 
2013-01-26 12:15:24 PM
This is merely evidence that stupid is global.
 
2013-01-26 12:40:28 PM
Penis tattoos? Yeowch!
 
2013-01-26 12:51:07 PM
This is not going to work.

As anybody who has ever seen a porno movie (straight or gay) knows, it will just mean that you have an army full of young gay virgins, ripe for the plucking by muscular older officers.

And judging from all those photos of Russian troops I've seen everytime the Russian armed forces do something stupid, their privates are more than half virgins as it is. There's scarcely a lad over 18. If you're 25 they call you "the Old Man".

Russia has the prettiest army in the world, unless you prefer Asians, in which case it is China.

The only way Russia could make its armies any prettier and gayer is issue My Little Ponies to their cavalry.
 
2013-01-26 12:55:34 PM
FTA:  "Recruits would also be asked about their sexual history and "whether they have a girlfriend and whether it is important for her to be faithful."

Sargeant Knockitov: (whispers) Don't forget to get the telephone numbers.
Lieutenant Peabodski: Oh, shut up, you!
 
2013-01-26 12:57:11 PM
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2013-01-26 01:25:10 PM

BronyMedic: ph0rk: Mister Peejay: I saw the headline as " terrifying penis of homosexuality".

Then mental image of a 100 foot tall rainbow-colored penis rampaging around a city, randomly splorting on things.

Thanks FARK.

[blackwatertown.files.wordpress.com image 500x209]

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood.

Men covered in sticky, white mystery fluid?


No, a rainbow-colored raging boner.
 
2013-01-26 10:35:23 PM
One of my Finns just dropped this on me.

Flipped, it reads "OMON" in Cyrillic.


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/the Finnish sense of humour is normally more sophisticated than this, but when it comes to groundbound Russkies, they give no quarter whatsoever
 
2013-01-28 03:32:46 AM
FTFA: The antigay climate from Russia's government has recently been on display as lawmakers consider a "gay propaganda" law that would ban anyone in the country from talking about homosexuality if it could influence minors. The law is modeled after one already passed in St. Petersburg. Protestors who staged a kiss-in this week outside the Russian parliament were met with violence from self-identified members of the hardline Russian Orthodox Church.


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