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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   You fellas have nothing to worry about, I'm a professional   (startribune.com) divider line 3
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2013-01-26 10:04:37 AM
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"Hello! Did you read the headline in my voice?"


No, I read it in the voice of dude in post above yours (the one driving)
2013-01-26 09:43:31 AM
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For a couple of weeks or so when the boss was out of town, he lent me his late 90's black Porsche 911 Carerra. Beautiful car. He just gave me the keys and said "Have fun, and be careful." I drove it a little, long drives down state hiways, looked cool/possibly douchey at restaurants, and just fell in love with it. As the weeks wore on, I started getting more and more nervous about driving it. I was never a dumbass with it or anything, just scared of something out of sorts happening.

So one Sunday my girlfriend at the time were taking it out for a little drive. We were going down Hiway 31 when we saw a black 911 with the front end smashed up against a concrete guard rail, and the driver standing by it dumbfounded , a blank soulless expression on his face, just talking on his phone. It scared me. That was exactly what my day could turn into. I just got a cold chill--like the Ghost Of Christmas Future was showing me scenes to be, should I maintain my present course. So we stopped by the store, got some groceries, went home and parked the 911.
2013-01-26 08:52:52 AM
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