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(USA Today)   Teddy has hand picked Taft as the new Nationals mascot. This new alliance will help propel the two presidents to victory for at least four years until the fans tire of their shenanigans and they are replaced with Woodrow Wilson   (usatoday.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-26 10:00:57 AM  
I don't think I could trust old fatty Taft to win in a race of any kind, unless it's a race to eat the most hot dogs.
 
2013-01-26 10:04:15 AM  
Taft to be played by Terry Forster, with a fake mustache.
 
2013-01-26 10:06:17 AM  
Polk outrageously overlooked again... He has a 1.000 OPS (Oregon Parallels Secured), 6.7 WAR (Wars Angering Republicans) and 6.3 VORP (Vetos On Rivers/Ports).
 
2013-01-26 10:08:40 AM  
The should have picked FDR. That would be a fun race to watch.
 
2013-01-26 10:10:49 AM  
Shut down your ace and blow the lead in the ninth to lose in the playoffs.

Welcome to 1970s Red Sox angst, Nats fans.
 
2013-01-26 10:23:02 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Shut down your ace and blow the lead in the ninth to lose in the playoffs.

Welcome to 1970s Red Sox angst, Nats fans.


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2013-01-26 10:23:16 AM  
i think taft will get fired after trying to eat the kielbasa when the brewers are in town...
 
2013-01-26 10:40:48 AM  
"F$^% running."
-William H. Taft.
 
2013-01-26 12:37:47 PM  
I thought baseball fields weren't supposed to have craters in them,
 
2013-01-26 01:35:28 PM  
207.199.174.56
 
2013-01-26 01:35:30 PM  
Has Lincoln even taken a lined foul shot to the back of the head?
 
2013-01-26 02:34:27 PM  
I would have liked to have seen William Henry Harrison. His constant falling down and laying motionless three steps into the race would have made him an even more lovable underdog than TR.
 
2013-01-26 03:23:10 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Shut down your ace and blow the lead in the ninth to lose in the playoffs.

Welcome to 1970s Red Sox angst, Nats fans.


The guy who replaced Strasbutg won his game. Not like Strasbourg could do more.
 
2013-01-26 03:33:11 PM  
Taft was so fat that he fell through his party's platform.
 
2013-01-26 03:38:11 PM  
So much for my parlay on Martin Van Buren.
 
2013-01-26 04:35:34 PM  
They could have JFK and give everybody a free camera for Zapruder Night at the ballpark.

/too soon?
 
2013-01-26 07:17:01 PM  

CipollinaFan: The should have picked FDR. That would be a fun race to watch.


He could've kept "borrowing" the Nats golf cart or something.

DrBear: They could have JFK and give everybody a free camera for Zapruder Night at the ballpark.

/too soon?


Niiice.
 
2013-01-27 01:24:11 AM  
Really, Taft?
 
2013-01-27 08:04:56 AM  

Cagey B: I would have liked to have seen William Henry Harrison. His constant falling down and laying motionless three steps into the race would have made him an even more lovable underdog than TR.


Add a Reagan, have him forget which way to run
Add a Nixon, have him try to spy on the other presidents working out
Add a Kennedy, have him stop to hit on some chick in the first row (also works with Clinton)
Add a Grant, have him distracted by one of the beer vendors
Add a Lincoln, have half the fans immediately leave the stadium
Add a Jackson, have him physically beat the crap out of the other presidents and then steal someone's seat
Add a Truman, have him win, then hold up a newspaper that had proclaimed one of the other presidents as the winner
 
2013-01-28 04:09:05 PM  
Woodrow Wilson: He kept us out of WAR.
 
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