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(   Tortoise survives 30 years locked in a storeroom, tells reporters, "They went by pretty fast"   ( ) divider line 12
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12214 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 6:08 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 06:23:22 AM  
10 votes:
Also stuck in the closet, unavailable for comment.
2013-01-26 12:39:43 AM  
3 votes:
He survived by a hare.
2013-01-26 04:41:46 PM  
2 votes:

hbk72777: [ image 550x309]

like the old stories of cracking open a concrete structure and a frog popping out.

I can buy that part, given what we don't understand about deep hibernation, but the part with the top hat and cane and dance number? That's absurd. You wouldn't find something that ridiculous even in a cartoon!
2013-01-26 06:29:57 AM  
2 votes:
Tom Cruise has been in the closet longer, but isn't holding up as well.
2013-01-26 01:37:00 AM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He survived by a hare.

I bet it was a living shell in there...
2013-01-26 12:47:07 AM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He survived by a hare.

"Uh huh. Um, yep."
2013-01-26 01:59:29 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: WIN

Paris1127: I bet it was a living shell in there...

Well, you can never terrapin those guys down, lemmetellya.

You'd think that after spending all that time in the locked room the turtle would've come out with at least some for of a reptile dysfunction...
2013-01-26 10:46:54 AM  
1 vote:
I was married for 23 years. the Tortoise got off light...
2013-01-26 07:49:07 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: nah... i already ate, but thanks...
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Ol' Drippy! So that's where he is!
2013-01-26 07:29:31 AM  
1 vote:
"Passing the time wasn't too bad. Perhaps you've heard the phrase 'a wild hare up your ass?'"
2013-01-26 06:44:43 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-26 06:17:37 AM  
1 vote:
Slow and steady gets you locked in a farking box for 30 years.
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