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(   Tortoise survives 30 years locked in a storeroom, tells reporters, "They went by pretty fast"   ( divider line
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12237 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2013 at 6:08 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 06:23:22 AM  
2 votes:
Also stuck in the closet, unavailable for comment.
2013-01-26 06:29:57 AM  
1 vote:
Tom Cruise has been in the closet longer, but isn't holding up as well.
2013-01-26 12:59:59 AM  
1 vote:
I hope they feed him now, a few roaches and some rainwater must have left him hungry.
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