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(Daily Mail)   Lance Armstrong gets a lucrative offer to be on DWTS after producers are impressed at how well he was able to tap dance his way around all of Oprah's questions   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2013-01-26 12:52:45 AM
That would be a ball!
 
2013-01-26 01:20:46 AM
Bravo, smits.
 
2013-01-26 05:19:39 AM
He should have to wear a falsie. He's too streamlined otherwise; it'd practically be cheating.
 
2013-01-26 05:25:51 AM
It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.
 
2013-01-26 05:41:08 AM
Chaz Bono has more testicular fortitude than Lance. So does Kirstie.
 
2013-01-26 05:44:28 AM
Drugs or not, his athleticism is farking amazing.
 
2013-01-26 05:48:45 AM
It's lucky for Armstrong that he's got that sparkling personality to fall back on.
 
2013-01-26 06:01:36 AM
Summoner101: It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.

More like a program director completely lacking in ethics and morals.
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Who are you calling a sleazeball---my show won an award!
 
2013-01-26 06:17:18 AM

varmitydog: Summoner101: It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.

More like a program director completely lacking in ethics and morals.
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Who are you calling a sleazeball---my show won an award!


Gee, that's great. Are we supposed to know who the fark that is?
 
2013-01-26 06:21:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Drugs or not, his athleticism is farking amazing.


Not to mention all the good he has done with Livestrong.
 
2013-01-26 06:22:22 AM
It's starting to freak me out that all the comments I want to respond to tonight are yours... weird.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:11 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: It's starting to freak me out that all the comments I want to respond to tonight are yours... weird.


I AM ULTRAMAGNETIC
 
2013-01-26 06:39:57 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Uchiha_Cycliste: It's starting to freak me out that all the comments I want to respond to tonight are yours... weird.

I AM ULTRAMAGNETIC


Well, fro what you were saying about hitting on Japanese girls, you must actually be attractive. Though personally I find the idea revolting. In fact I imagine being around you would impede my ability to score, unless I kept up with current fashion; I doubt that's beyond my capacitors.

\Ok, I'm done... my motivation to pun is sinking. all tapped out, no more source material.
\\Only doing it because I was board. and not under the wire for a proj. deadline..
 
2013-01-26 07:47:52 AM

Summoner101: It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.


No, it really doesn't. Negative publicity: it's a thing.
 
2013-01-26 08:51:36 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: AverageAmericanGuy: Drugs or not, his athleticism is farking amazing.

Not to mention all the good he has done with Livestrong.


And his dreamy, dreamy eyes.
 
2013-01-26 09:08:33 AM

Summoner101: It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.


The only bad PR is no PR.
 
2013-01-26 09:43:34 AM

farkeruk: It's lucky for Armstrong that he's got that sparkling personality to fall back on.


I lol'd pretty hard at this. So hard I snorted.
 
2013-01-26 10:27:01 AM
The man was paid to ride a bike.  The condition were an afterthought with him and about everyone else in the game.  I'll never watch another bike race until they start saying what they guys took.  It is the only way that is is less boring then tennis.

/I have tickets to the Aus open and no I'm not going.
 
2013-01-26 11:02:13 AM

TheLopper: Summoner101: It takes a certain amount of skill to be outed as a complete fraud who fleeced millions of people and still maintain about the same level of celebrity.

The only bad PR is no PR.


Which is why we have Josef Fritzl on The Hills.
 
2013-01-26 11:19:09 AM
He did better than that gullible caveman Manatee or Mantlepiece, or whatever his farking name is.
 
2013-01-26 11:33:29 AM
That's nut.
 
2013-01-26 12:07:43 PM
Dancing With The Has-beens is one of the worst things I've ever had to sit through.
 
2013-01-26 02:13:38 PM

farkeruk: It's lucky for Armstrong that he's got that sparkling personality to fall back on.


Like a rolling stone.
 
2013-01-26 03:45:44 PM
gwowen: Gee, that's great. Are we supposed to know who the fark that is?

I hate knotheads that put some obscure guy's picture up without any references. And now here I did it myself , sorry about that.
His name is Alex Rudzinski and he's the director of the American version of Dancing With the Stars.
 
2013-01-26 05:30:31 PM
Proof there is no god and no justice. This turdblossom screwed other people out of their rightful place in all of those sporting events and, after a brief boo-hoo festival, he's going to be raking in the money as a B-lister.
 
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