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2013-01-26 09:47:13 AM
26 votes:
So Rachel Maddow, like my mom (hi mom) reads fark.

Which means she reads my comments.

My comments are highly influential.

Maddow has a show that influences the national discourse on politics.

Ergo, me commenting on fark has contributed the national discourse on politics.

See mom, I'm not wasting my time. Also, can you bring me down a bowl of cheerios? Thanks!
2013-01-26 09:29:02 AM
11 votes:

art_shamsky: All I'm seeing is an interview with Anne Hathaway. What am I missing?


You got Anne Hathaway instead of Rachel Maddow, I'd say not a goddam thing sir.
2013-01-26 10:04:37 AM
7 votes:

Macular Degenerate: That site has so many 'tarded flashy things and trackbacks it's not even worth clicking


weknowmemes.com
2013-01-26 09:48:57 AM
7 votes:

poe_zlaw: kinda like how farkers refer to Ann Coulter?


No, no "Crazy ass, inconsistent, dishonest, psychotic, drooling, unpleasant, hypocritical, unfunny, libertarian headcase" not the same as "man".
2013-01-26 10:08:27 AM
6 votes:
It's good to see that Keith Olberman's son is still working.
2013-01-26 10:00:17 AM
6 votes:
Ahh, Florida. Your bath salt shenanigans make us laugh; your politics make us cry; your ability to get Rachel Maddow to mention Fark on air makes us rub red pepper chocolate on our nipples and throw darts at pictures of Sarah Palin stapled to Rush Limbaugh's forehead.
2013-01-26 09:44:58 AM
6 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: Pants full of macaroni!!: "Rachel Maddow is a MAN" remarks in 3.... 2.....

She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.


OMG An intelligent woman with short hair and a pant suit! EverybodyRepublicans Panic!
2013-01-26 11:20:37 AM
4 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: here to help: Ahhh... watching the usual Fark teabaggers froth over this woman has really perked up my morning. Keep on a rockin' Dave and OC Hobo Dude.

Note the lack of attacks on the points she makes... ever. It's always the same tired, unoriginal cracks about her sexuality and/or appearance.

Now compare to the Palin thread on the Politics tab. Yes, there are comments about her appearance. The vast majority of comments are about her idiotic actions.


They're very lonely people. All they want is a little attention and perhaps a hug.

Watch this...

david_gaithersburg: Tyee: Maddow takes forever to say anything. Just say it!

.
Thoughts get stuck bouncing around in that empty head of her's.


*HUG*

Is that better my special little guy? Are you just hurting inside? Let it all out booballa. There's no shame in crying. The mean lady and her short haircut can't hurt you in my arms.
2013-01-26 10:06:31 AM
4 votes:

Tyee: Maddow takes forever to say anything. Just say it!


You've probably been fortunate enough to avoid this problem, but complex or multi-part ideas take a while to express.
2013-01-26 09:58:53 AM
4 votes:
goddammit...i hate this state. it's shaped like a dick, because it's full of dicks...and all the old people milling around with the crap in the corner of their old wrinkley mouths....mud trucks with confederate flags and chrome balls on their trailer hitches...and don't even get me started on south beach...Why God? why new orleans and not this awful, horrible, disgusting excuse for a state? because at the end of the day, God still needs a waiting room. so come on down to good ol' Florida, and get in line to meet your maker.

/Ranting
2013-01-26 09:46:21 AM
4 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: Pants full of macaroni!!: "Rachel Maddow is a MAN" remarks in 3.... 2.....

She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.


kinda like how farkers refer to Ann Coulter?
2013-01-26 09:43:36 AM
4 votes:
The Rachel Maddow Show is probably getting more views from this link than she gets on her own on MSNBC.
2013-01-26 10:26:37 AM
3 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: KiwDaWabbit: Pants full of macaroni!!: "Rachel Maddow is a MAN" remarks in 3.... 2.....

She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.

Is this the same debate as the one over Ann Coulter?


Maddow is called a man because she's a lesbian with short hair.Millions of women have the same short hairstyle and yet aren't called men. Coulter is called a man because she's got a prominent adam's apple,women don't have those.
2013-01-26 09:50:59 AM
3 votes:

Gordon Bennett: So what's her Fark handle?

Butch
2013-01-26 09:33:47 AM
3 votes:
I hate living in Palm Beach Co. In fact I hate it so much I think I'll put on some shorts and spend the day fishing the Loxahatchee River. Last weekend I caught so many Tarpon that I forgot sun screen and got a little burned.

/enjoy your ice
2013-01-26 09:31:14 AM
3 votes:
That's it Fark. We'we headed for the big time. The Star Dust Rodeo.

Pack your bags. This site is moving to Hollywood!
2013-01-26 11:26:18 AM
2 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Nice try subby. I'm not giving that sick coont any clicks.


In that case, I'll give a couple extra clicks in your honor.
2013-01-26 11:13:50 AM
2 votes:

david_gaithersburg: that empty head of her's


Ah, I love the smell of irony in the morning. Posted by somebody from Florida, to boot.
2013-01-26 11:02:33 AM
2 votes:

Infernalist: Macular Degenerate: That site has so many 'tarded flashy things and trackbacks it's not even worth clicking

[weknowmemes.com image 398x450]


img703.imageshack.us

FTFY
2013-01-26 10:12:05 AM
2 votes:
And I submitted that naked masturbator pooper story, but with a much funnier headline. Do youvthink if I emailed her and told her she would put mine on the news?
2013-01-26 10:09:02 AM
2 votes:

cptjeff: Gordon Bennett: So what's her Fark handle?


Also, I had no idea you could click on a tag and sort.


Just another example of how Rachel Maddow can teach all of us something
2013-01-26 09:51:53 AM
2 votes:

poe_zlaw: She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.

kinda like how farkers refer to Ann Coulter?


cache.jezebel.com

The sad thing is that you don't even believe that.  She was just the only women you could think of to make a "both sides are bad."
2013-01-26 09:50:43 AM
2 votes:
The overall lesson from this is simple: What worked in the past isn't working anymore.

Twenty years ago, the GOP would have been able to get away with something like this, with little to no media attention until way after it was all said and done.

The Internet, simply put, has changed all that. And thank god for it. As long as the internet exists, unfettered and able to report ON THE MINUTE, the GOP's quiet efforts to subvert democracy will continue to crash and burn.
2013-01-26 09:36:37 AM
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: "Rachel Maddow is a MAN" remarks in 3.... 2.....


She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.
2013-01-26 09:24:59 AM
2 votes:
Haha. Rachel Maddow is awesome.
2013-01-27 01:01:42 AM
1 votes:

ItchyMcDoogle: Im sure if Meddow was on fark she would be in the politics area. I might be the only one but I feel her show is kinda like a College class with a really cool teacher.

Is it true shes beating Hannity?


If she is, I hope she's using a heavy lead pipe.
2013-01-27 12:39:09 AM
1 votes:

angiemama: I adore Rachel - she's smart, beautiful, and funny. I don't have the skillz to post it here, but her high school yearbook photo is completely fappable.

/fap


she's a geek and likes a good drink. what's not to love?
2013-01-26 01:45:49 PM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: You didn't disprove anything she said, you ass, you just don't like the way she says it.


She's all uppity and sh*t. Just like the president.
2013-01-26 01:36:48 PM
1 votes:

occamswrist: That got me to the 4 minute mark of the 13 minute clip. Then she talks about Fark and it felt like when my 1 year old brings me a D battery and I act surprised and grateful for it.


Wow. There's a grade-A dick statement.
2013-01-26 12:58:57 PM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Moonbat liberal media twunt. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

How about disproving her story instead of attacking her, asshole?


I watched some of the 13 minute cip.

Her first segment was on a man who purchased the Pontiac Silverdome because no one else wanted it. Then a storm blew through the area and damaged the roof. The new owner said the roof would get fixed. But Rachel's connotation was pure, distilled shiat. Apparently fixing the Silverdome isn't good enough for her for some unknown reason. Who knows what the fark she wants. The way she said things made me want to punch her in the throat.

The second segment was about a small island on the US/Canada border by Detroit whose owners want to turn it into an Independent Commonwealth. Maddow is upset by this idea because apparently she wants the island to turn into the shiathole that Detroit is? I don't know what she wants and she doesn't really explain, she just criticizes people trying to save their neighborhood.

The third segment was on Gov Snyder passing a bill that only a few weeks earlier, was repealed by voters. When school boards, etc get into "emergency financial situations" because they overspent, this restricts their rights to make spending decisions because they've proven they aren't capable of balancing their budgets. Maddow only addresses the fact that Snyder passed a law that was repealed by voters earlier, but didn't discuss whether it was a good law or not. This article has more info. Then she says republicans are like honey badgers and dont give a "bleep". I could says the same thing about this democrat. But like I've said in other posts, its not just what is said in the news, but how its said, and what isn't said that is important.

Then she says Michigan republicans don't care what anyone thinks of them which is painting with a broad brush and would be as stupid as if I said *all* democrats are losers when really its only about 60% who are losers.

That got me to the 4 minute mark of the 13 minute clip. Then she talks about Fark and it felt like when my 1 year old brings me a D battery and I act surprised and grateful for it.

Seriously anyone who watches Maddow and feels validated is a farking moron. Keep drinking that kool-aid.
2013-01-26 12:48:23 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Moonbat liberal media twunt. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Lt. Cheese Weasel
(favorite: Thread shatter - cry baby variety)


I'm guessing it's less that she's a liberal media twunt, and more you're a willfully ignorant asshole.
2013-01-26 12:33:41 PM
1 votes:

BunkyBrewman: We're the "Home Page of Weird"?

C'mon, I want to see that at the top of the page now.


That's a t-shirt I'd buy.
2013-01-26 12:16:10 PM
1 votes:
Wow, I haven't added to my Favorite/Ignore lists like this since the days after the election. If nothing else, it'll make the Politics thread more colorful and quicker to read.
2013-01-26 11:55:41 AM
1 votes:
I want to straighten out Rachel Maddow. Or at least try.

guyism.com
2013-01-26 11:30:51 AM
1 votes:
We're the "Home Page of Weird"?

C'mon, I want to see that at the top of the page now.
2013-01-26 10:46:38 AM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: prominent adam's apple,women don't have those.

Ummmm.... no. Both sexes have it. It tends to be larger in men

can you read ?


I thought it was funny that someone took the time to point out that Coulter's adam's apples is on the tail end of the bell curve.
2013-01-26 10:43:03 AM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: prominent adam's apple,women don't have those.

Ummmm.... no. Both sexes have it. It tends to be larger in men


can you read ?

// Id bag both maddow and coulter given half a chance (and an obliging moment with Mrs Slartibartfaster)
/ would only brag about Maddow to my friends
2013-01-26 10:30:01 AM
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Ahh, Florida. Your bath salt shenanigans make us laugh; your politics make us cry; your ability to get Rachel Maddow to mention Fark on air makes us rub red pepper chocolate on our nipples and throw darts at pictures of Sarah Palin stapled to Rush Limbaugh's forehead.


Why was Palin stapled to Rush's forehead, and where can I see the pictures?

/love Rachel
//someday I'm gonna make her bi
2013-01-26 10:28:24 AM
1 votes:
Ahhh... watching the usual Fark teabaggers froth over this woman has really perked up my morning. Keep on a rockin' Dave and OC Hobo Dude.
2013-01-26 10:26:21 AM
1 votes:

gregario: the video starts off talking about Michigan, my home. She's right about the farking Republicans here. My State Senator, Tonya Schuitmaker votes for bills that allow bullying as long as you do it for religious reasons, then claimed that she didn't know that was in the bill (to my face) is a member of the Koch backed ALEC, and refused to sign a YWCA Women of Achievement award for contributions to the community because the person getting the award worked with the LGBT community. She's a real piece of work, but it's OK because she's a CHRISTIAN!!! Jesus must love her, but there are a lot of people who thinks she's a pig.


You know what I bet Jesus thinks about her?
2013-01-26 10:24:33 AM
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: You've probably been fortunate enough to avoid this problem, but complex or multi-part ideas take a while to express.


A bit defensive this morning? It seems this angry person can ramble on and on incessantly but if someone points that out...
Why is it she is always angry?
I find it curious that she has been employed for as long as she has. Slow lumbering anger is tiresome to watch and does little for the viewers unless their own senses have been so dulled they find the diatribe to be profound.
Anyway, good luck.
2013-01-26 10:17:50 AM
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: KiwDaWabbit: Pants full of macaroni!!: "Rachel Maddow is a MAN" remarks in 3.... 2.....

She's only a "man" according to men who are threatened by the fact that she is much more intelligent than they are.

kinda like how farkers refer to Ann Coulter?


Good try, but no. All kidding aside: neither really look like men; Maddow wins contest on "brains / mental brawn" and "debating skillz / elocution" and "social presentability". (She's better looking, too.)
2013-01-26 10:14:57 AM
1 votes:
So how do we explain the absurdity of Rachel Maddow and why does she have a beard?

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-01-26 10:04:23 AM
1 votes:
Maddow takes forever to say anything. Just say it!
2013-01-26 10:02:51 AM
1 votes:
Saw this last night, glad to be part of the "homepage of weird".
2013-01-26 10:02:03 AM
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: kinda like how farkers refer to Ann Coulter?


Intelligent?

i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-26 09:53:22 AM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: So what's her Fark handle?


After seeing jokes made on fark turn up on her show later that night word for word on a couple occasions, I'm pretty convinced that she does visit at least every now and then. This just confirms it.

Also, I had no idea you could click on a tag and sort.
2013-01-26 09:47:17 AM
1 votes:
So what's her Fark handle?
2013-01-26 09:43:20 AM
1 votes:
Nice try subby. I'm not giving that sick coont any clicks.
2013-01-26 09:29:29 AM
1 votes:

art_shamsky: All I'm seeing is an interview with Anne Hathaway. What am I missing?


If she had more testosterone and a mole, maybe.
2013-01-26 09:24:42 AM
1 votes:
All I'm seeing is an interview with Anne Hathaway. What am I missing?
 
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