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(Daily Mail)   Paedophile uses the "I didn't know I couldn't have sex with 13 year old girls because I'm a Muslim" defense. Fark: It worked   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-01-26 12:04:40 AM
15 votes:
"I didn't know I couldn't cut his heart out with a flint knife because I'm an Aztec."
2013-01-26 02:56:47 AM
13 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

/Relevant
2013-01-25 10:29:05 PM
9 votes:

teto85: He was just emulating the Prophet.


Well if he had been Catholic it would have been 7 year old boy
2013-01-26 03:10:32 AM
7 votes:
1 - go to islamic school
2 - groom 13yo girl to have sex
3 - have sex with underage girl
4 - caught by the police
5 - ??
6 - prophet!
2013-01-25 10:18:01 PM
7 votes:
He was just emulating the Prophet.
2013-01-26 08:34:52 AM
5 votes:

Trapper439: I'm not sure Facebook would be real happy about the pic in the article.

And rape them.


FTFY:
bender16v.com
2013-01-26 04:06:38 AM
5 votes:
i80.photobucket.com
2013-01-26 02:44:49 AM
4 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Any non-Daily Mail source? Assuming none of this ever happened or the 13 year old girl was actually a sheep or something.


Hey, it's on Stormfront, too. So it must be legit.
2013-01-26 02:38:04 AM
4 votes:

Silvara: No, it's a hebephile actually.


Great, add some anti-Semitism to the story. Just great.
2013-01-26 02:38:42 AM
3 votes:
FTA : The girl told police they stayed at the hotel for two hours and had sex after Rashid went to the bathroom and emerged wearing a condom.

Smooooth.
2013-01-26 11:56:23 AM
2 votes:
If someone said to me that you could sell a newspaper based on combining the best of Mein Kampf and Us Weekly magazine I'd have laughed at them, but here we are discussing the Daily Mail.
2013-01-26 05:40:40 AM
2 votes:
I'm not sure Facebook would be real happy about the pic in the article.

i.dailymail.co.uk

And rape them.
2013-01-26 05:22:50 AM
2 votes:
I want twins!

i.imgur.com
2013-01-26 04:24:24 AM
2 votes:

doglover: "I didn't know I couldn't cut his heart out with a flint knife because I'm an Aztec."


Didn't Steve Martin cover this back in the 1970s?

You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"
2013-01-26 02:59:07 AM
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: BronyMedic: I call shenanigans on this one, and I want more information. The brief blurb the Daily Fail presents makes it sound like the guy was basically raised in a cult which groomed him for what he did from an early age. I'm willing to bet based on that they put up some sort of mental defense, based on the fact the defense claimed he didn't have the capacity to understand it was wrong to do it.

Also, 13 is ephebophile, not pedophile.

In all fairness, the Daily Fail is about as accurate and informative as public restroom graffiti.


That's offensive to bathroom graffiti. CSB: Was at a bar in Tucson, saw a whole bunch of stuff written all over the walls but one caught my eye; "For a math tutor call (Random Number)." I was so intrigued, I went back, told my friend and we proceeded to call this number. Sure enough, went to some math tutoring service I had never heard of. Helped us calculate a tip on our tab.
2013-01-26 02:52:17 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy:
Every day is a battle. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. You only hope that when you lose, the police don't come knocking.


Humbert, is that you?
2013-01-26 02:52:16 AM
2 votes:

salsashark1: First amendment.

Look it up.


FINALLY!

Finally we have repaid those filthy redcoats by making them a colony of the glorious United States of America! That way their heathen system will now be guaranteed the rights of the United States Constitution!
2013-01-26 02:48:35 AM
2 votes:

TomD9938: FTA : The girl told police they stayed at the hotel for two hours and had sex after Rashid went to the bathroom and emerged wearing a condom.

Smooooth.


He didn't want the goats to know he was cheating.
2013-01-26 02:47:58 AM
2 votes:
The great thing about sex with 13 year olds?
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There's 13 of them!
2013-01-26 01:29:29 AM
2 votes:

ShawnDoc: The only reason this is a story is because he's a Muslim.


i.imgur.com

I think we actually have some footage of what the Daily Mail editors did when the story arrived.
2013-01-26 01:26:50 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: But the judge said that because Rashid was 'passive' and 'lacking assertiveness', sending him to jail might cause him 'more damage than good'. Rashid, from Birmingham, admitted he had sex with the girl, saying he had been 'tempted by her' after they met online.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-26 12:48:04 AM
2 votes:
Bailiff... whack his peepee
2013-01-26 12:07:20 AM
2 votes:
Added he was reluctant to have sex but that he was 'tempted by [the girl]'

Ah, yes, it's her fault.

You know, I can't figure out why Christians and Muslims don't get along. They have so much in common.
2013-01-25 10:54:39 PM
2 votes:
he can't have sex with 13 year old girls because he's a muslim?  Man, I really thought the UK was more progressive than that.
2013-01-26 09:22:51 AM
1 votes:
We took a large population of Muslims and placed them in a Western Nation, let's see what happens...
2013-01-26 07:42:37 AM
1 votes:
Describing Rashid, the judge said: 'He's had an unusual education, certainly in terms of the sexual education provided. Comparing women to lollipops is a very curious way of teaching young men about sex.'

Huh. He seems to be saying it may take more than three licks to get to their tootsie roll center.
2013-01-26 06:37:24 AM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: I think he's trying to say that those that don't spend beyond their means don't support raping children, or something like that.


Conservative and Right are two different things altogether. Modern "conservatives" are nothing like they were even 20 years ago.
2013-01-26 06:03:44 AM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: What you do is talk to them and then ask her to go out for a drink. If she gets carded and gets through it's all good. If she is turned away you go in for a drink alone and when you leave she's gone, no harm no foul.
the key here is having her ID checked for age by someone else ;)


Hm. That might work better than my current method of feeling for pubic hair.
2013-01-26 02:56:45 AM
1 votes:
The funniest part of all this is that people repeatedly take this sort of thing as serious fact even more than The Onion and The Weekly World news.
2013-01-26 02:51:34 AM
1 votes:

jaytkay: Silvara: No, it's a hebephile actually.

Great, add some anti-Semitism to the story. Just great.


If that word meant that, then wouldn't it be pro-Semitic? I mean: Hebe = derogatory for person of Jewish descent + phile = lover of. I mean if you were to call someone a "n***** lover", you wouldn't be calling them anti African-American.

Welcome to:
1ski.me
2013-01-26 02:45:23 AM
1 votes:

Silvara:

No, it's a hebephile actually.


I thought he wasnt Jewish
2013-01-26 02:44:35 AM
1 votes:
Living in Japan, I just have to say: There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Everywhere you look here, everything is overtly sexualized. And age is something hard to pin down. Is that girl in her school uniform with her skirt hiked up with the hem just below her bottom 13 or 23? And the temptation on the escalator and stairs to stop staring at the floor and just look up for a second, I swear, just a peek, and enjoy the delights the girl so wantonly displays. If I say hello and try to make conversation, am I going to be talking to a school girl on her way to school or to an adult woman playing dress up? If she smiles back and comes closer, I can't believe there's no other choice than to step away out of fear of the law. Such supple thighs. Wonderfully pert breasts. Long black hair and eyes gleaming with pure sexual evil.

Every day is a battle. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. You only hope that when you lose, the police don't come knocking.
2013-01-26 02:35:01 AM
1 votes:
img825.imageshack.us
2013-01-26 12:43:40 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: I call shenanigans on this one, and I want more information. The brief blurb the Daily Fail presents makes it sound like the guy was basically raised in a cult which groomed him for what he did from an early age. I'm willing to bet based on that they put up some sort of mental defense, based on the fact the defense claimed he didn't have the capacity to understand it was wrong to do it.

Also, 13 is ephebophile, not pedophile.


In all fairness, the Daily Fail is about as accurate and informative as public restroom graffiti.
2013-01-25 10:32:21 PM
1 votes:

teto85: He was just emulating the Prophet.


Is this like worshipping the Bishop?
/or whatever the saying is.
 
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