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(NZ Herald)   Bin Laden leaves underwear and macaroni behind at his house in Jalalabad   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 38
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2001-11-26 12:04:18 AM  
I'm pretty sure that Bin Laden doesn't wear XXL striped boxer shorts unless he's hiding a pretty huge ass behind that robe he's always wearing. (see first lady in previous post)

Maybe it's one of his 10 look alikes that's running around afghanistan.
 
2001-11-26 12:05:02 AM  
XXL? Must be those huge balls he has.
 
2001-11-26 12:06:03 AM  
Greenbeetle: He'd have to have balls to fark with the USA! Of course once we get hold of him we'll be playing baseball with them....
 
2001-11-26 12:07:28 AM  
I think its his gay lover's underwear...he must like em fat.
 
2001-11-26 12:08:33 AM  
Maybe the underwear belonged to his camel or llama...?
 
2001-11-26 12:12:38 AM  
They screwed up on the reward. It should have been 25,000,000 VIRGINS! Not dollars.

He would be totally "farked" by now.
 
2001-11-26 12:21:31 AM  
Underwear? That is farking sick.
 
2001-11-26 12:23:13 AM  
Was it Kraft Mac & cheese ?
*** Kids in the Hall ***
Yode eee u , unn Yodin day , Yode u enn day , HAY
...Run away like a big puss -yyyyyy
 
2001-11-26 12:25:10 AM  
Put those boxers on eBay!
 
2001-11-26 12:26:02 AM  
Macaroni and striped underwear go hand in hand...
 
2001-11-26 12:35:10 AM  
Striped? Or skidmarked?

If only the former, then we obviously aren't close enough yet.
 
2001-11-26 12:54:35 AM  
Definitely not his underware. No mention of brown stains that won't wash out or a smell worse than ripe racoon roadkill.
 
2001-11-26 01:25:13 AM  
It must be said. If journalists are grabbing random underwear, the terrorists have already won.
 
2001-11-26 01:27:47 AM  
Okay, maybe it didn't NEED to be said
 
2001-11-26 01:43:28 AM  
I saw Bin Laden at Chuckie Cheese. He was having pepperoni on his pizza. What a hypocrite.
 
2001-11-26 01:55:01 AM  
I keep visualizing the ping pong table...Osama vs. Bush.
Sorry, but I think Osama's height would definitely give him the advantage of our President in a ping pong winner-take-all ping pong death match.
 
2001-11-26 01:55:45 AM  
*ahem* over, not of.
 
2001-11-26 02:14:04 AM  
Osama bL should try those Lipton Sidekicks - they rock the Orange Maggots!!
 
2001-11-26 02:46:54 AM  
I'm surprised the underwear knomes didn't snatch those babies up.
 
2001-11-26 03:19:10 AM  
What about the 7" computer disks? A new one of the Tech Turkey collection!
 
2001-11-26 03:21:00 AM  
Sounds like something a college kid would leave behind after they graduate.
 
2001-11-26 03:49:52 AM  
Wait a second. The article says that he left the house a few days ago, and it doesn't seem like the place was very hard to find...

yet we have troops who can't seem to find him at all? Hello, go to his house and get him. I'm no military strategist, but...
 
2001-11-26 04:45:28 AM  
Hehe. The problem is, Iota, that the American Special Forces need a map to show them where to wipe, let alone where a world-renowned terrorist is.
 
2001-11-26 05:48:23 AM  
It may be relevant , it may not but it mentions in this article that there was some pasta about. It is a fact that those suffering from manic-depression tend to have a strong craving for pasta in their diets. Alcoholics likewise crave the starch, though I tend to doubt Bin Laden drinks (though in light of recent events he may have picked up the habit). In any event ,the reporters seeming fascination with the underwear gives this otherwise interesting article a 'National Enquirer' feel, wrong, just wrong. What no evidence of 300 lb babies or the Egyptian Elvis???
 
2001-11-26 07:08:19 AM  
I know that the prick is a big ass, but I doubt if he has a big ass. Probably the XXL undies were left behind by one of his various homo lovers.

Besides, I can't picture the douche bag in a pair of BVDs. I assumed that since he wears a diaper on his sh*thead, he must also wear a pair of Depends on his rump.

The reporter failed to mention the presence of skid marks inside the underpants. It must pay off to wipe your butt with sand and water!
 
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2001-11-26 09:12:23 AM  
 
2001-11-26 10:17:56 AM  
Can't see a need for underwear since all the sh!t flows from his mouth
 
2001-11-26 10:27:34 AM  
Keeping Bin Laden in clean shorts has been a major chore ever since we starting bombing the sh*t out of them.
 
2001-11-26 12:06:29 PM  
 
2001-11-26 12:07:12 PM  
GOD DAMMIT!! I hate photoisland..

*grumble*
 
2001-11-26 12:19:59 PM  
"[H]ow many people can claim to own the underwear of the world's most wanted man?"

4 years of journalism school: $50,000
Osama's undies: priceless
 
2001-11-26 12:22:39 PM  
Lemme get this straight. The Taliban doesn't allow kite flying or TV but does allow PING PONG???!! Must be tough to play while wearing a burqua.
 
2001-11-26 12:23:49 PM  
I smell a fortune being made on EBay!
 
2001-11-26 12:31:17 PM  
"Allah,I a bad man.I crapped my undies."
 
2001-11-26 12:32:10 PM  
"They screwed up on the reward. It should have been 25,000,000 VIRGINS! Not dollars.
somehow I doubt that many exist

"It may be relevant , it may not but it mentions in this article that there was some pasta about. It is a fact that those suffering from manic-depression tend to have a strong craving for pasta in their diets. "

you wouldn't happen to have an url of an article talking about that would you?
 
2001-11-26 12:34:58 PM  
Ha ha! We said "up to" $25,000,000.00!
 
2001-11-26 02:06:38 PM  
He hasn`t the slightest shread of proof that they ever belonged to Bin Laden, he just doesn't care, he was just dying to get his hands on some guys undercracks.

That is one sick little monkey.
 
2001-11-26 02:16:34 PM  
no penis no need 4 underware
 
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