A police officer named McGeeActually thought himself above the law, you seeThis supposed crime stopperWas caught stealing copperAnd a deserved +1 goes to subby!
smells_like_meat: So, was this a copper clapper caper? With Claude Cooper? and the clean copper clappers?
Ed Finnerty: Do they not do some type of intelligence testing before handing out badges?
Ed Finnerty: Great headline.FTFA: A San Antonio Police officer said he caught McGee, 47, in the act, and was wearing his Bexar County Sheriff's Office badge and hat.Okay. I know we have some police officers here on Fark. Do they not do some type of intelligence testing before handing out badges?
Ed Finnerty: Okay. I know we have some police officers here on Fark. Do they not do some type of intelligence testing before handing out badges?
C18H27NO3: Ed Finnerty: Do they not do some type of intelligence testing before handing out badges?I think that's about as existent as their allowable weight limit./fatties
fusillade762: The City of New London contends that applicants who score too high on a pre-employment test are likely to become bored in patrol jobs, and leave the force soon after the city has paid to train them.
archichris: Ask why I'm renovating my wifes dream home and the first thing I did was install a really nice alarm system in the basement?(because im a landlord and I've had copper stolen from eight of our properties)Copper thieves should be shot on sight, better yet on suspicion. Like if you drive up to a recycling center and there is half inch copper tubing in the bed of your truck and its worth more than your truck.....pow.
Wanebo: Nicely done subs. Nicely done.It's almost certain to be on the HOTY list.
GBB: To Corrections Officers? I don't believe so. They don't get guns or cars, so I'm thinking they aren't trusted to do the real police work.
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