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(News.com.au)   The Lord works in listerious wheys   (news.com.au) divider line 38
    More: Scary, NSW Health, camembert cheese, outbreaks  
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2013-01-25 08:39:07 PM
has since been recalled

Well that's gouda.
 
2013-01-25 09:06:51 PM
*scans headline*

Like you really give edam, subby.
 
2013-01-25 10:09:38 PM
Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.
 
2013-01-25 10:11:29 PM
I camembert this news. My heart goes out to the families of the victims in their brievement.
 
zez
2013-01-25 10:12:56 PM
Two Australians have died and a pregnant woman has miscarried following the outbreak...

NSW Health acting director of health protection Professor Wayne Smith said all of the recent cases involved people aged over 65 with one person in a serious condition.
 
2013-01-25 10:13:51 PM
Cheeses, Subby, that was a bad pun.
 
2013-01-25 10:18:32 PM
...but not as bad as "Gouda works in listerious ways"
 
2013-01-25 10:20:55 PM
Y'all are insensitive Muensters.
 
2013-01-25 10:21:55 PM
have been struck down by listeriosis

Was it with great anger and furious vengeance? Did they know his name is the Curd?
 
2013-01-25 10:22:41 PM
Subby, you might think you had a gouda reason for this headline, but I think aren't paneer the point of this havarticle. oka?

/Chhurpi
 
2013-01-25 10:27:08 PM
Australian cheese. Think about it.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:38 PM
The victims were all just a bunch of crackers anyway...
 
2013-01-25 10:29:20 PM
More people made sick by big food corporations. We didn't have these problems when you gruyere own food.

//golf clap for Subby for what I think is a HOTY candidate
 
2013-01-25 10:31:48 PM

jaytkay: Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.


ISWDT.
 
2013-01-25 10:33:14 PM

jaytkay: Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.


That's exactly what I thought at first...

/then I was like, oh, New South Wales, got it.....
 
2013-01-25 10:34:59 PM
Impugning tainted cheese is Easy; Cheese will always have a place in my fridge. Post articles like this until you're bleu in the face; it won't change my mind one bit.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:48 PM
70 day incubation period?! That sucks.
Could you imagine waiting to see if you'd get sick because you ate cheese 2 months ago?

I would imagine a lot of people served or ate from a cheese platter over Christmas, you'd have no way of knowing really what brand of cheese you ate way back then.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:23 PM
Darwin at work. If you can't handle a little Listeria then you don't deserve to live.
 
2013-01-25 10:48:44 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 11:05:42 PM
This page brought to you by Subway. Eat fresh.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:23 PM

vodka: Darwin at work. If you can't handle a little Listeria then you don't deserve to live.


Exactly. For a healthy immune system, getting over listeria is a bries.
 
2013-01-25 11:13:30 PM
//golf clap for Subby for what I think is a HOTY candidate


came here to say this...
 
2013-01-25 11:24:00 PM
I camembert another cheese pun...fontina-ly, this appears to be a slow thread.
 
2013-01-25 11:32:27 PM
Fromunda from Down Under!
 
2013-01-25 11:33:08 PM
My stomach and digestive system are unbeatable. I've eaten at places where those in my company got sick, I felt fine. When co-workers and room mates had a stomach bug, I felt fine. I'm not really proud of the fact that I can eat damned near anything and not get sick...not ashamed either.

/bring on the brie
 
2013-01-25 11:34:13 PM
up for Headline of the Year, damn you subby
 
2013-01-25 11:46:39 PM
WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
 
2013-01-25 11:50:01 PM
Well done, Subby. You are clearly a cultured individual.
 
2013-01-25 11:57:54 PM
Oh, I get listerical, listeria
Oh can you feel it, do you smell it?
It's such a vomital listeria
When you get that feelin', better start heavin'
'Cos it's a stomach ache, oh say you will, ooh babe
Listeria in the cheese
 
2013-01-26 12:19:17 AM
In queso trouble, pray to cheesus
 
2013-01-26 12:32:26 AM

LordOfThePings: This page brought to you by Subway. Eat fresh.


I sure could go for some of Casey's whey
 
2013-01-26 01:00:40 AM
And to think we used to GARGLE that stuff in the olde days...
 
2013-01-26 01:04:02 AM

scottapeshot: Australian cheese. Think about it.


Everything is poisonous in Australia. What'd they expect?
 
2013-01-26 01:05:56 AM
Easy HOTY candidate. Great job, Subby!
 
2013-01-26 02:16:36 AM

scottapeshot: Australian cheese. Think about it.


Tastes lovely with Vegemite.
 
2013-01-26 05:01:51 AM
I love a pun that makes me laugh.
 
2013-01-26 06:36:13 AM
How about a nice cheese and cold-cut sandwich?
 
2013-01-26 01:31:26 PM
These are some of the cheesiest puns I've ever read.

/ got nuthin'
// the cat ate it
/// she likes it runny
 
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