Mugato: I'm glad she's not dead but I can't say I'm not displeased this happened. I farking can't stand people who walk with their heads buried in their phone/tablets. What the hell is everyone talking about all day?
2wolves: "do it"Like having coitus while walking and texting? That could be a toughy.
AlwaysRightBoy: I would love to see NYC street texters take a long walk off a short pier.
Maus III: AlwaysRightBoy: I would love to see NYC street texters take a long walk off a short pier.Sounds good to me: I REALLY NEED THE WORK SUCKING COCKS IN ALLEYS.
FriarReb98: A lot of people just can't do two things at once. Doesn't matter what form of technology it is. Hell, when I was in HS a kid in my class (who ended up playing basketball for a lower D1 school, go figure) crashed his car changing the station on the radio.Meanwhile if you drive on a busy freeway on a workday you'll see people putting on makeup, eating, drinking, applying condiments, reading, writing - hell, it wouldn't shock me to see diapers being changed by a driver. Coordination and multitasking are things that you have to actually work at, and if you can't then you don't belong even trying to do them.
poorjon: I walk around reading a book so frequently that strangers in my building feel the need to report their shock to me in the elevator when they see me without a book. All it takes is a slight exercise of peripheral vision. If walking texters can't manage that, I kinda feel they deserve to be run over.
SpeedyBB: Also, Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford:"He's too dumb to walk down the street and fart at the same time."
Red Shirt Blues: This was the original. And she is awkwardly stupid.">https://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0
WarszawaScream: I have shiatty depth perception and am notorious for smashing my shoulders into the edges of doorways when I walk through because of it, but fark's sakes even I can navigate walking while looking at something on my phone. I try not to but yanno, sometimes the naughty EMail attachments just can't wait.
mjjt: SpeedyBB: Also, Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford:"He's too dumb to walk down the street and fart at the same time."Not quite but close enough to educate me (I'd only ever heard the polite version)Link
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: 'This man came running up Baywatch-style, grabbed my hand and pulled me up. He saved my life. 'You KNOW that this guy broke out a slow-motion run for full effect.
Sobrrr: A woman engrossed in her phone was zig zagging through the busy parking lot I was in today. It gave her a cloak of invincibility as we all tried not to kill her. She made it to her car without ever knowing how much disdain she inspired. So, I thoroughly enjoyed this video!
Apos: This isn't the same vigilant lass who fell into a water fountain two years ago, is it?*clicks on link*Guess not.
whatshisname: I like driving shopping carts into the Achilles tendons of dumbasses who stop in the middle of the aisle to text their friends, while nobody else can get by.
HaywoodJablonski: Mugato: I'm glad she's not dead but I can't say I'm not displeased this happened. I farking can't stand people who walk with their heads buried in their phone/tablets. What the hell is everyone talking about all day?Important stuff. You wouldn't understand. If you're so goddamned observant, it should be easy to get out of our way.
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