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(Daily Mail)   Not even a month in and we have the dumbest term of 2013: 'techno-sexual'. *sigh* it's going to be a long year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 143
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2013-01-25 06:09:23 PM  
It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.
 
2013-01-25 06:14:16 PM  
I guarantee you, there will be a term that is more stupid at some point this year.
 
2013-01-25 06:41:00 PM  
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2013-01-25 08:12:01 PM  
In news that will bring hope to geeky men everywhere, a new survey has revealed that nearly two thirds of women would happily swap the likes money of hunky David Gandy for the dorkier charms more money of Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg.
 
2013-01-25 08:56:14 PM  

Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh


This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!
 
2013-01-25 09:46:24 PM  
techno-sexual


Interesting term for arousal in or around electronics stores.

/DNRTA
 
2013-01-25 10:25:33 PM  
Any chance of reviving the IRA for one shot at the Daily Fail?
 
2013-01-25 10:27:07 PM  
Maybe sexually immature girls, but no way true with women. The kind of woman who knows she's a woman and knows she likes men.
 
2013-01-25 10:30:03 PM  
I was expecting this to be about teledildonics
 
2013-01-25 10:30:32 PM  
Whenever my Anglophilia gets a little too out of hand, I go to the Daily Fail, so I can say to myself, "Yes, England gave us Monty Python and the Beatles and Doctor Who.    But it also gave us  this."
 
2013-01-25 10:31:07 PM  
Well, at least they didn't say "cuber-sexual" - or worse, "e-sexual".
 
2013-01-25 10:32:36 PM  
There's already a term for that: "Tech Porn" Or [noun] Porn. Like "Food Porn".

/DRTFA
//RTFA and realizes it's dumber than he thought
///thinks the idea that women no longer desires Craig/Hugh is biologically impossible...
 
2013-01-25 10:33:03 PM  
I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.
 
2013-01-25 10:33:32 PM  
something, something, fully functional, something...

www.mgharris.net
 
2013-01-25 10:36:11 PM  

goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.


What if I use a mac?
 
2013-01-25 10:36:55 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net
Post robot girls!
 
2013-01-25 10:37:18 PM  
I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

I don't care about "features". I just want something simple, satisfying, competently done, and I really don't care what it looks like for the camera.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:46 PM  
i48.tinypic.com.
 
2013-01-25 10:39:25 PM  

Tiiba: Post robot girls!


Androids count?

www.filmsquish.com
 
2013-01-25 10:39:59 PM  

The Man Who Laughs: goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.

What if I use a mac?


Why do you think we have the retna displays, the easily cleaned buttonless trackpads, and frigging voice control?

There isn't the label "porn-addicted" for mac users. It's pretty much assumed.
 
2013-01-25 10:40:15 PM  
I have been writing software for over 30 years. Fark me baby, fark me good.
 
2013-01-25 10:40:28 PM  

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i33.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 10:40:49 PM  

amquelbettamin: Tiiba: Post robot girls!

Androids count?

[www.filmsquish.com image 300x242]


Androids in the novel, yes. In the movie they were biological constructs.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:06 PM  
Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*
 
2013-01-25 10:41:29 PM  

vodka: I have been writing software for over 30 years. Fark me baby, fark me good.


Depending on your pay scale, they probably have been for years.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:08 PM  

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!



media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 10:43:35 PM  

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*


That↑

I'm a dude and even I know that is bullsh*t.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:56 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.


Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?
 
2013-01-25 10:44:57 PM  

Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?


Ava Devine, maybe.
 
2013-01-25 10:45:36 PM  
Percent is one word

/that is all
 
2013-01-25 10:46:23 PM  
That term has actually been around for a while. In fact it was in the episode of King of The Hill, where Hank becomes addicted to a GTA type computer game that is based off of Strickland propane.
 
2013-01-25 10:48:09 PM  
Next... people that are sexually attracted to homogenized milk.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:52 PM  
I feel like we could eliminate the threat to the English language by swapping out a few "Entrance"/"Exit" and "Push"/"Pull" signs at the offices of CNN, Fox News, USA Today, and every outlet of the UK media.
 
2013-01-25 10:54:41 PM  

imfallen_angel: Next... people that are sexually attracted to homogenized milk.


Works for me: I REALLY NEED THE WORK SUCKING COCKS IN ALLEYS.
 
2013-01-25 10:55:44 PM  
Macht sue!
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 10:57:23 PM  
Sorry, but unless in involves toys that require batteries the term "techno-sexual" is null and void.
 
2013-01-25 10:57:25 PM  

St_Francis_P: It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.


Done in one.
 
2013-01-25 10:59:02 PM  

scottapeshot: Macht sue!
[media.tumblr.com image 350x449]


Oh man that's what I was waiting for.


/leaving pointed at menacingly
 
2013-01-25 11:00:57 PM  
The system is down, the system is down, the system is down.
 
2013-01-25 11:02:26 PM  

So this is in now what is desired

media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-25 11:03:46 PM  

dennysgod: The system is down, the system is down, the system is down.


Well, my hard drive *is* feeling a bit on the floppy side.
Try the blade servers, I'll bee here oll Wikki..
Don't forget to IP your waitrons.
 
2013-01-25 11:08:08 PM  
Assumed they finally came up with a name for people who can only get laid at raves.

Found out they just came up with yet another term for women attracted to guys with a paycheck.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-25 11:08:41 PM  

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 11:09:02 PM  

mjjt: .


This and this and this.

On the sexy scale:
deGrasse Tyson > Zuckerberg
 
2013-01-25 11:09:05 PM  
so what they are saying is.... the girls go for geeky guys who are good with computers.... so they can complain later that he spends all his time on the computer?
 
2013-01-25 11:10:47 PM  

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired


as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold


Either way... Thanks for this.
 
2013-01-25 11:15:03 PM  
So... girls like billionaires more than millionaires.
 
2013-01-25 11:16:38 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


[media.tumblr.com image 500x362]


The Cheat is grounded.
 
2013-01-25 11:17:30 PM  
So, because fixing computers is now better than fixing cars, Daniel Craig is no longer hot.
 
2013-01-25 11:20:04 PM  
if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?

FTA: "So potent is the techno-sexual's appeal, that nearly 40 per cent of men surveyed admitted to having exaggerated about their tech know-how, including their ability to mend and upgrade gadgets, computers and laptops, in an attempt to impress the fairer sex."

UGH as a veteran of customer-facing IT i have to agree, but make it more like 70%
 
2013-01-25 11:22:21 PM  

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]


Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!
 
2013-01-25 11:23:38 PM  

amquelbettamin: Maybe sexually immature girls, but no way true with women. The kind of woman who knows she's a woman and knows she likes men.


Don't get a lot of dates do you?
 
2013-01-25 11:25:23 PM  
This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious
 
2013-01-25 11:31:13 PM  
Could be worse. Could be a trance-sexual.

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-25 11:31:22 PM  

Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!


No damn it, you only get one!!!! One!!!! Honestly....
 
2013-01-25 11:33:28 PM  

Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!


That first one just doesn't do anything for me. If I'm going solely on visual appeal, I'd much prefer to reduce the Daniel Craigs of the world to objects. They make darn purty objects.
/Boyfriend is a broke and out-of-shape IT nerd
//I think he's hot as hell
///I hope he doesn't read this
 
2013-01-25 11:35:47 PM  

tentaculistic: This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious


dilbert.com
 
2013-01-25 11:43:46 PM  

mjjt: [i48.tinypic.com image 500x234].


I am totally a sapiosexual. I had no idea there was a word for it. It's because I'm dumb, dumb, and they won't talk to me!!
 
2013-01-25 11:49:05 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


[media.tumblr.com image 500x362]


Not even Creatively?
 
2013-01-25 11:49:10 PM  
"Had my doubts about him - he's queer for machinery. Has an arrest for masturbating over supermarket shelf-stacking systems."
 
2013-01-25 11:49:31 PM  

Gergesa: Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!

No damn it, you only get one!!!! One!!!! Honestly....


Come on! I'll share, I promise!!
 
2013-01-25 11:49:54 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-25 11:53:12 PM  
Bucky Katt: St_Francis_P: It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.

Done in one.
 
2013-01-25 11:54:18 PM  
And with a massive 81 per cent of women polled admitting to being infuriated on a regular basis with misfiring computers and laptops, modern muscle men might be missing a trick.

PEBKAU. Duh! Better start learning smartphones, i.e. iPhones. Those thousands of duck face fotos and instagram food shots aren't going to retrieve themselves in a hardware crash.
 
2013-01-26 12:02:44 AM  

Kensey: "Had my doubts about him - he's queer for machinery. Has an arrest for masturbating over supermarket shelf-stacking systems."


Transmet is awesome.
 
2013-01-26 12:18:53 AM  

Clutch2013: Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?

Ava Devine, maybe.


Andy Devine?
 
2013-01-26 12:24:37 AM  

goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.


That was what I had in mind when I clicked too.

I'm guessing this decade will actually see a drop in second- (and late-age) marriages as more guys take the convenience of internet porn over the stress and costs of actual dating.

Too many guys (including here) have expressed the sentiment for it to be just an isolated thing. They claim to enjoy the extra time, extra money and video in demand and surfing the net.

On the flip side late(r)-age or divorced women are choosier and more specific about the type of companionship they want and prefer to postpone any relationship rather than compromise.

Feel free to argue this or support it, it's just an observation.

/and as always, YMMV
 
2013-01-26 12:31:33 AM  

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired


as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold


Yes

/nom
 
2013-01-26 12:31:48 AM  
"Mending a computer is now regarded as more useful than ability to fix cars"

I have a hard time buying that one. First, having a working computer to surf for porn, update facebook, or e-mail on after you get home from work is pretty pointless if you cant get to and from work. I suppose you could use it to help find a new job after you get fired for not being able to get to work because your car doesnt work. Then again, you wouldnt be able to get to the interview either without a running car.

Second, you can save a lot more money by fixing your own car than you can by fixing your own computer. The computer repairs are absolutely trivial in a cost comparison.
 
2013-01-26 12:37:18 AM  
I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.
 
2013-01-26 12:43:39 AM  

digitalrain:


Dafuq did I just see?

In what context was this picture taken? Why red...um...panties? Why does he look so startled?

Citation needed.
 
2013-01-26 12:49:14 AM  

SpeedyBB: Clutch2013: Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?

Ava Devine, maybe.

Andy Devine?


I might regret this.

*googles Andy Devine*

Um...OK.

On the off chance you're serious and you have no idea who she is...just Google her. I think even the stuff considered SFW would still earn me a vacation from Fark.
 
2013-01-26 12:57:02 AM  
Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

www.killerhiphop.com

Must be the money.

Is there ANY older news?
 
2013-01-26 12:57:52 AM  

digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]


what is this I don't even
 
2013-01-26 01:01:55 AM  

no clever name here just move along: digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]

what is this I don't even


I am afraid to Google the combination of words to explain that.
 
2013-01-26 01:04:59 AM  

MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.


I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.
 
2013-01-26 01:06:55 AM  
nerds
 
2013-01-26 01:09:12 AM  
I like to get all techno-sexual. That's why I put a disco ball in the bedroom.
 
2013-01-26 01:23:34 AM  
This article makes me want to go on a junk-punching rampage.
This thread makes the bad feelings go away.
 
2013-01-26 01:23:50 AM  

aerojockey: MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.

I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.


Very nice. I can't top that, but I did entertain my Science class with impromptu games when the teacher was away, using chunks of 6-sided pencils as dice.
 
2013-01-26 01:31:25 AM  

mjjt: [i48.tinypic.com image 500x234].


this far in and not one picture of Irene Adler?
 
2013-01-26 01:53:27 AM  

no clever name here just move along: digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]

what is this I don't even


Actually found it on Poorly Dressed. My first reaction was "Dafuq????" followed by "I gotta post this on Fark!"
 
2013-01-26 02:16:48 AM  

Evil Twin Skippy: amquelbettamin: Tiiba: Post robot girls!

Androids count?

[www.filmsquish.com image 300x242]

Androids in the novel, yes. In the movie they were biological constructs.


They were pretty much biological constructs in the book as well. In the book: aside from the Voigt-Kampff and Boneli tests, a bone marrow examination was the only way to tell if an "android" was human.

If you need to be convinced, consider this excerpt from Chapter 17:

"If you weren't an Android," Rick interrupted, "if I could legally marry you, I would."

Rachael said, "Or we could live in sin, except that I'm not alive."

"Legally you're not. But really you are. Biologically. You're not made of transistorized circuits like a false animal; you're an organic entity."
 
2013-01-26 02:38:47 AM  
I have never, ever been able to impress a woman with any kind of technology other than my car and my cooking skills. I'm the IT guy where I work, so every once in a while I'm able to impress a coworker or visiting client - but even then, it's just a moment of "Wow, you did something I still don't understand even after you explained it to me with pictures! Now go away to your corner while I go back to texting."
 
2013-01-26 02:40:25 AM  
I would just like to point out to subby that it's only the dumbest term so far.
 
2013-01-26 02:45:15 AM  

megarian: digitalrain:

Dafuq did I just see?

In what context was this picture taken? Why red...um...panties? Why does he look so startled?

Citation needed.


Ah, that would be Noodles and Beef.
 
2013-01-26 02:52:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-26 02:55:10 AM  
The vast, vast, vast majority of women are interested in that type, but the version of whatever they're really attracted to doing some sort of nerd cosplay.
Similarly, any real man of that type knows to stay away from the vast, vast, vast majority of women.
 
2013-01-26 02:59:04 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: The vast, vast, vast majority of women are interested in that type, but the version of whatever they're really attracted to doing some sort of nerd cosplay.
Similarly, any real man of that type knows to stay away from the vast, vast, vast majority of women.


As opposed to the majority majority majority of vast women?
 
2013-01-26 03:47:33 AM  

MaliFinn: There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code


:(

You are not meeting the right kind of girls.

I've learned and understood subnet masking about 5 times. Every single time, 24 hours later, I'm all "whaaa??" again.

Subnet masking just will not stick in my head.
 
2013-01-26 03:47:35 AM  
Oh, you've installed that water cooling system on my computer that I didn't ask for? That's nice. Can you open this jar for me please? Stop laughing I asked you nicely...You can't do it, either, can you? I need a guy that can open jars, reach tall shelves, and get dirty fixing my car, not because I'm incapable of changing my own oil or spark plugs, but because I just don't want to. And I asked for a frying pan, godsdammit. How did you hear uber cool, glowy, green water cooling system when I clearly said "I want a cast iron frying pan for Christmas".

/my Sims do appreciate the cooler temperatures, I suppose.
//my guy can fix my car though, so he's twice as hot.
///had to buy my own damn frying pan.
 
2013-01-26 03:50:24 AM  

my alt's alt's alt: if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?


From the reactions I get at work, intimidating and "not like us"

/in a company where "like us" seems to be more important than the product
 
2013-01-26 04:45:02 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Approves
 
2013-01-26 04:53:22 AM  

Tiiba: [fc02.deviantart.net image 850x611]
Post robot girls!


oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-26 05:39:29 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-26 06:20:30 AM  

MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.


Well, if you actually are handsome and give off kind of a jock vibe, the kind of women who are attracted to tech smarts may look at you, figure they have no chance and aren't your type and leave you alone.
 
GBB
2013-01-26 06:22:04 AM  
My fiance was into geeks before it was cool.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:10 AM  

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i451.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-26 06:26:45 AM  

GBB: My fiance was into geeks before it was cool.


my gf too, high five!
 
2013-01-26 06:34:55 AM  

Jackpot777: tentaculistic: This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious

[dilbert.com image 640x194]


A while ago after my friend (gf now) had mentioned that per period was sucking that month I mentioned to her that if we took the frequency of her time of the month and inverted it we would have her period hertz... she was not amused.
 
2013-01-26 06:42:23 AM  

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*


the mans head looks liek a bean placed atop a brick wall...
 
2013-01-26 06:55:56 AM  

MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-01-26 07:11:47 AM  
Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.
 
2013-01-26 07:53:20 AM  

mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.


I got 5 bucks that says you are single...
 
2013-01-26 08:04:23 AM  

earthworm2.0: mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.

I got 5 bucks that says you are single...


I wouldn't take that bet... I think you're right.
I also think he's wrong. And I also think to myself that I'm ever so lucky that I get to act like my goofy hopless romantic self around my GF and it's ok. In fact, because she's known me for ever so long before we started dating, and she knows I'm a hopeless romantic it'd be odd if I didn't act that way.
For instance, I've gone out of my way to find a quill pen and an ink well so I can write her love letters and poems in the old timey way. I figure in this day and age of email and texts and what have you, they will make her feel special.
 
2013-01-26 08:20:18 AM  

gravebayne2: so what they are saying is.... the girls go for geeky guys who are good with computers.... so they can complain later that he spends all his time on the computer?


Or vice-versa. I got my username from shell scripts, not glow sticks.

At least it's not cyber- prefixed... But yeah, Daily Mail is like the Cheetos of news sites.
 
2013-01-26 08:27:36 AM  
Mexisexual; one who is primarily attracted to those of Latino descent.
 
2013-01-26 08:49:57 AM  

mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.


You sound fat.
 
2013-01-26 08:51:50 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I wouldn't take that bet... I think you're right.
I also think he's wrong. And I also think to myself that I'm ever so lucky that I get to act like my goofy hopless romantic self around my GF and it's ok. In fact, because she's known me for ever so long before we started dating, and she knows I'm a hopeless romantic it'd be odd if I didn't act that way.
For instance, I've gone out of my way to find a quill pen and an ink well so I can write her love letters and poems in the old timey way. I figure in this day and age of email and texts and what have you, they will make her feel special.



THATS FINE. I'm not saying go out and punch girls in the face. Just dont be a weener. Just dont put up with bullshiat just because it came out of someone with a vagina. Women arent little fragile butterfies. They can handle getting told to fark off once in awhile. And why would you consider telling a woman to fark off? Because you wouldnt hesitate to tell some guy spouting bullshiat to fark off. Women dont need special treatment, like every pussy is a slot machine waiting to cash out at some nice deed. People can sense where there partners bar is set and it matters in the relationship how they measure up in that. Girls dont want the guys from the Big Bang Theory. They want Harrison Ford as Indiana or Han Solo.

Not to mention hooking up with a long time friend and having it end up working out is rare to say the least. Your relationship while sounding ideal is far from the norm.

earthworm2.0: I got 5 bucks that says you are single...


Is this where you sponsor me for a month of TF?
 
2013-01-26 08:52:07 AM  

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]


Yes, exactly.
 
2013-01-26 08:52:57 AM  
Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

I'm going to guess it has something to do with the billions of dollars in net worth.
 
2013-01-26 08:55:37 AM  

lyanna96: You sound fat.


NO YOUR A TOWEL!!!!!
 
2013-01-26 08:56:46 AM  

MaliFinn: aerojockey: MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.

I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.

Very nice. I can't top that, but I did entertain my Science class with impromptu games when the teacher was away, using chunks of 6-sided pencils as dice.


You've both got me beat. All I could do to impress the girls was lick my eyebrows.
 
2013-01-26 09:16:23 AM  

mikefinch: lyanna96: You sound fat.

NO YOUR A TOWEL!!!!!


No my "A" towel? I'm afraid I don't understand what language you are speaking... If my "A" towel won't be useful, perhaps my "B" towel will suffice? Hrmmm... Maybe I'm missing something. Checking urban dictionary...

"The most useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal ; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."


Um. Ok, thanks for your (strange) input.
 
2013-01-26 10:01:56 AM  

Gordon Bennett: nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!

[i33.photobucket.com image 551x272]


blogs.crikey.com.au
 
2013-01-26 11:31:52 AM  

loonatic112358: I was expecting this to be about teledildonics


Or Cherry 2000 or anything by Soryama
 
2013-01-26 11:59:54 AM  

aerojockey: MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.

I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.


Ray, what are you supposed to do when some lady asks if you are a god?
 
2013-01-26 12:26:29 PM  
And here I was thinking that this would pop up in the thread:

fakeplus.com

24.media.tumblr.com

loldaddy.com
 
2013-01-26 12:30:52 PM  

StrangeQ: Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

I'm going to guess it has something to do with the billions of dollars in net worth.


This.
 
2013-01-26 12:45:03 PM  

pxlboy: StrangeQ: Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg
I'm going to guess it has something to do with the billions of dollars in net worth.
This.


Haha, you guys believe stuff you read on the Daily Mail.
 
2013-01-26 01:16:18 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: earthworm2.0: mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.

I got 5 bucks that says you are single...

I wouldn't take that bet... I think you're right.
I also think he's wrong. And I also think to myself that I'm ever so lucky that I get to act like my goofy hopless romantic self around my GF and it's ok. In fact, because she's known me for ever so long before we started dating, and she knows I'm a hopeless romantic it'd be odd if I didn't act that way.
For instance, I've gone out of my way to find a quill pen and an ink well so I can write her love letters and poems in the old timey way. I figure in this day and age of email and texts and what have you, they will make her feel special.


Oh wow...that is so sweet! When my now-hubby and I were dating, for our 6 mo. anniversary he bought me 6 roses - each a different color and wrote a note about how each rose represented a different facet of our relationship. I cried reading it. Yes, he's a geek. But then so am I. We make sense together. My first husband was much less of a geek but he was also a controlling, abusive, misogynistic bastard. The only thing good that came out of that marriage was my oldest son.
 
2013-01-26 01:18:05 PM  

cryinoutloud: pxlboy: StrangeQ: Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg
I'm going to guess it has something to do with the billions of dollars in net worth.
This.

Haha, you guys believe stuff you read on the Daily Mail.


Ha! No. I know the subtext of "liking geeky guys" just means "easy pickings amongst socially-awkward, but high-earning men". See the images I posted above.
 
2013-01-26 01:27:47 PM  
Women like power. What they perceive as power may change over time, but it's still power.
Muscles, strength, money, intelligence, whatever.
As long as there has been money, it has been power.

images.sodahead.com
It has less to do with being geeky and everything to do with the bank account.
 
2013-01-26 01:35:13 PM  

my alt's alt's alt: if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?


Attractive?
 
2013-01-26 02:28:29 PM  

MaliFinn: Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps.


I like to defy expectations of tall, thin, nerdy white guys being generous in bed. Girls love surprises.
 
2013-01-26 02:56:00 PM  

digitalrain: Uchiha_Cycliste: earthworm2.0: mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.

I got 5 bucks that says you are single...

I wouldn't take that bet... I think you're right.
I also think he's wrong. And I also think to myself that I'm ever so lucky that I get to act like my goofy hopless romantic self around my GF and it's ok. In fact, because she's known me for ever so long before we started dating, and she knows I'm a hopeless romantic it'd be odd if I didn't act that way.
For instance, I've gone out of my way to find a quill pen and an ink well so I can write her love letters and poems in the old timey way. I figure in this day and age of email and texts and what have you, they will make her feel special.

Oh wow...that is so sweet! When my now-hubby and I were dating, for our 6 mo. anniversary he bought me 6 roses - each a different color and wrote a note about how each rose represented a different facet of our relationship. I cried reading it. Yes, he's a geek. But then so am I. We make sense together. My first husband was much less of a geek but he was also a controlling, abusive, misogynistic bastard. The only thing good that came out of that marriage was my oldest son


I really like writing the letters because they make my gf happy. But they take for-farking-ever!
It's like a letter or poem that would take 40 minutes to type as an email takes 5 or so hours to write on paper with my quill pen. I average about one word per dip in ink and have had to re-learn cursive so that I can write more and more quickly. Sometimes I get several words in, sometimes I only get a few letters. Fortunately, it's like several hours I get to focus solely on my girlfriend (who I love so, so much) so it's not really so bad. It's just sometimes hard to find that amount of free time.
 
2013-01-26 03:07:08 PM  
The future is finally here!

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-01-26 03:13:20 PM  

my alt's alt's alt: if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?

FTA: "So potent is the techno-sexual's appeal, that nearly 40 per cent of men surveyed admitted to having exaggerated about their tech know-how, including their ability to mend and upgrade gadgets, computers and laptops, in an attempt to impress the fairer sex."

UGH as a veteran of customer-facing IT i have to agree, but make it more like 70%


http://www.fark.com/comments/3687963/Out-of-basement-into-street-Nerdy -girls-have-attained-sexy-status

I would guess from this thread, something to be worshipped
 
2013-01-26 03:33:34 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I really like writing the letters because they make my gf happy. But they take for-farking-ever!
It's like a letter or poem that would take 40 minutes to type as an email takes 5 or so hours to write on paper with my quill pen. I average about one word per dip in ink and have had to re-learn cursive so that I can write more and more quickly. Sometimes I get several words in, sometimes I only get a few letters. Fortunately, it's like several hours I get to focus solely on my girlfriend (who I love so, so much) so it's not really so bad. It's just sometimes hard to find that amount of free time.


Problem solved:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph_%28duplicating_device%29

Now you can easily make multiple handwritten copies to send to each of your girlfriends. Saves time and energy.
 
2013-01-26 03:46:20 PM  

aerojockey: Uchiha_Cycliste: I really like writing the letters because they make my gf happy. But they take for-farking-ever!
It's like a letter or poem that would take 40 minutes to type as an email takes 5 or so hours to write on paper with my quill pen. I average about one word per dip in ink and have had to re-learn cursive so that I can write more and more quickly. Sometimes I get several words in, sometimes I only get a few letters. Fortunately, it's like several hours I get to focus solely on my girlfriend (who I love so, so much) so it's not really so bad. It's just sometimes hard to find that amount of free time.

Problem solved:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph_%28duplicating_device%29

Now you can easily make multiple handwritten copies to send to each of your girlfriends. Saves time and energy.


But that sort of defeats the TLC and time I put into the letter. Besides, if I was gonna cheat, I'd cheat all out and use an auto-pen warning, auto-play video, which I guess is sort of expected from an auto-pen
But I sort of like the time it takes, because I get to sit there and think of my girlfriend the whole time =D ♥ <3
 
2013-01-26 03:55:34 PM  

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]


Can't see the second one! Can anybody help?
 
2013-01-26 04:02:58 PM  
I get it! Put on fake non prescription glasses and don't shave for a day!

You failed to mention, most real men wouldn't want a woman who would want a guy that looks like a complete asshole. The women I like are still into real men.
 
2013-01-26 04:14:47 PM  

Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh


25.media.tumblr.com
/got the .gif saved.... somewhere
 
2013-01-26 04:24:13 PM  

rushthatspeaks: I get it! Put on fake non prescription glasses and don't shave for a day!

You failed to mention, most real men wouldn't want a woman who would want a guy that looks like a complete asshole. The women I like are still into real men.


You mean those guys who have near-buzzcut hair, who wear ball caps and slogan t-shirts all the time? Those guys? They're the human equivalent of those houses in a subdivision that looks just like each other; They all look the same, and they're all just as prefabricated and uninteresting as the next one, and they all have tiny driveways, if you know what I mean.

/Those guys wear ball caps because they know someday they'll have to hide a bald spot. It's preparation.
//That, and it's a freakin' lame uniform to them. They can't be seen without it. The other guys will laugh.
///Put that on your funny t-shirt.
 
2013-01-26 04:28:49 PM  
... Now we wait, and watch all the cap-wearing crybabies to squeeze some worthwhile insults out of their troglodytic brains.

/They're always after me Chucky Larms.
 
2013-01-26 05:11:26 PM  

lyanna96: Um. Ok, thanks for your (strange) input.


It was really late and i was watching to much south park involving Towlie. You nitpicked my grammar and called me fat. I FEEL LIKE I'M REALLY ON THE INTERNET NOW!!!!
 
2013-01-26 06:04:33 PM  
 
2013-01-26 06:40:34 PM  
Oh geez. It's just too easy. Moving on.

/Welcome to fark
 
2013-01-26 08:36:30 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I guarantee you, there will be a term that is more stupid at some point this year.


"Lipo-sexual."  Watch for it.
 
2013-01-26 09:12:21 PM  
robosexual?
 
2013-01-26 09:57:38 PM  
Tacosexual
Turtlesexual
Videosexual
Audiosexual
Duosexual
Fuegosexual
Hydrosexual
Silicosexual
Petrolsexual
Peugotsexual
Horrorsexual
Flatulosexual
Herbosexual
 
2013-01-27 02:51:00 AM  
Yay! I finished the letter I was writing!
It only took me three and a half hours this time =D
 
2013-01-27 03:29:56 AM  

The Man Who Laughs: goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.

What if I use a mac?


The term is Homosexual
 
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