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(Daily Mail)   Not even a month in and we have the dumbest term of 2013: 'techno-sexual'. *sigh* it's going to be a long year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 143
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2013-01-25 11:22:21 PM

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]


Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!
 
2013-01-25 11:23:38 PM

amquelbettamin: Maybe sexually immature girls, but no way true with women. The kind of woman who knows she's a woman and knows she likes men.


Don't get a lot of dates do you?
 
2013-01-25 11:25:23 PM
This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious
 
2013-01-25 11:31:13 PM
Could be worse. Could be a trance-sexual.

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-25 11:31:22 PM

Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!


No damn it, you only get one!!!! One!!!! Honestly....
 
2013-01-25 11:33:28 PM

Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!


That first one just doesn't do anything for me. If I'm going solely on visual appeal, I'd much prefer to reduce the Daniel Craigs of the world to objects. They make darn purty objects.
/Boyfriend is a broke and out-of-shape IT nerd
//I think he's hot as hell
///I hope he doesn't read this
 
2013-01-25 11:35:47 PM

tentaculistic: This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious


dilbert.com
 
2013-01-25 11:43:46 PM

mjjt: [i48.tinypic.com image 500x234].


I am totally a sapiosexual. I had no idea there was a word for it. It's because I'm dumb, dumb, and they won't talk to me!!
 
2013-01-25 11:49:05 PM

Plant Rights Activist: nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


[media.tumblr.com image 500x362]


Not even Creatively?
 
2013-01-25 11:49:10 PM
"Had my doubts about him - he's queer for machinery. Has an arrest for masturbating over supermarket shelf-stacking systems."
 
2013-01-25 11:49:31 PM

Gergesa: Tsukue: Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired

[media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 500x687]
as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

[media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com image 430x552]

Can't I have BOTH???!?!???!

No damn it, you only get one!!!! One!!!! Honestly....


Come on! I'll share, I promise!!
 
2013-01-25 11:49:54 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-25 11:53:12 PM
Bucky Katt: St_Francis_P: It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.

Done in one.
 
2013-01-25 11:54:18 PM
And with a massive 81 per cent of women polled admitting to being infuriated on a regular basis with misfiring computers and laptops, modern muscle men might be missing a trick.

PEBKAU. Duh! Better start learning smartphones, i.e. iPhones. Those thousands of duck face fotos and instagram food shots aren't going to retrieve themselves in a hardware crash.
 
2013-01-26 12:02:44 AM

Kensey: "Had my doubts about him - he's queer for machinery. Has an arrest for masturbating over supermarket shelf-stacking systems."


Transmet is awesome.
 
2013-01-26 12:18:53 AM

Clutch2013: Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?

Ava Devine, maybe.


Andy Devine?
 
2013-01-26 12:24:37 AM

goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.


That was what I had in mind when I clicked too.

I'm guessing this decade will actually see a drop in second- (and late-age) marriages as more guys take the convenience of internet porn over the stress and costs of actual dating.

Too many guys (including here) have expressed the sentiment for it to be just an isolated thing. They claim to enjoy the extra time, extra money and video in demand and surfing the net.

On the flip side late(r)-age or divorced women are choosier and more specific about the type of companionship they want and prefer to postpone any relationship rather than compromise.

Feel free to argue this or support it, it's just an observation.

/and as always, YMMV
 
2013-01-26 12:31:33 AM

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired


as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold


Yes

/nom
 
2013-01-26 12:31:48 AM
"Mending a computer is now regarded as more useful than ability to fix cars"

I have a hard time buying that one. First, having a working computer to surf for porn, update facebook, or e-mail on after you get home from work is pretty pointless if you cant get to and from work. I suppose you could use it to help find a new job after you get fired for not being able to get to work because your car doesnt work. Then again, you wouldnt be able to get to the interview either without a running car.

Second, you can save a lot more money by fixing your own car than you can by fixing your own computer. The computer repairs are absolutely trivial in a cost comparison.
 
2013-01-26 12:37:18 AM
I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.
 
2013-01-26 12:43:39 AM

digitalrain:


Dafuq did I just see?

In what context was this picture taken? Why red...um...panties? Why does he look so startled?

Citation needed.
 
2013-01-26 12:49:14 AM

SpeedyBB: Clutch2013: Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?

Ava Devine, maybe.

Andy Devine?


I might regret this.

*googles Andy Devine*

Um...OK.

On the off chance you're serious and you have no idea who she is...just Google her. I think even the stuff considered SFW would still earn me a vacation from Fark.
 
2013-01-26 12:57:02 AM
Why women are saying goodbye to David Gandy and hello to the geeky likes of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

www.killerhiphop.com

Must be the money.

Is there ANY older news?
 
2013-01-26 12:57:52 AM

digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]


what is this I don't even
 
2013-01-26 01:01:55 AM

no clever name here just move along: digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]

what is this I don't even


I am afraid to Google the combination of words to explain that.
 
2013-01-26 01:04:59 AM

MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.


I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.
 
2013-01-26 01:06:55 AM
nerds
 
2013-01-26 01:09:12 AM
I like to get all techno-sexual. That's why I put a disco ball in the bedroom.
 
2013-01-26 01:23:34 AM
This article makes me want to go on a junk-punching rampage.
This thread makes the bad feelings go away.
 
2013-01-26 01:23:50 AM

aerojockey: MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.

I wrote a little Monopoly app for my graphing calculator when I was in high school. (This was a decade before writing handheld apps was cool, mind you.) One of the girls I showed it to looked at me like I was a god. Today I realize that that pretty much made her wife material, but I wasn't smart then. I figured lots of girls look at you like that when you show them Monopoly on your calculator, so no need to snatch up the first woman who looks at me like I'm a god.


Very nice. I can't top that, but I did entertain my Science class with impromptu games when the teacher was away, using chunks of 6-sided pencils as dice.
 
2013-01-26 01:31:25 AM

mjjt: [i48.tinypic.com image 500x234].


this far in and not one picture of Irene Adler?
 
2013-01-26 01:53:27 AM

no clever name here just move along: digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]

what is this I don't even


Actually found it on Poorly Dressed. My first reaction was "Dafuq????" followed by "I gotta post this on Fark!"
 
2013-01-26 02:16:48 AM

Evil Twin Skippy: amquelbettamin: Tiiba: Post robot girls!

Androids count?

[www.filmsquish.com image 300x242]

Androids in the novel, yes. In the movie they were biological constructs.


They were pretty much biological constructs in the book as well. In the book: aside from the Voigt-Kampff and Boneli tests, a bone marrow examination was the only way to tell if an "android" was human.

If you need to be convinced, consider this excerpt from Chapter 17:

"If you weren't an Android," Rick interrupted, "if I could legally marry you, I would."

Rachael said, "Or we could live in sin, except that I'm not alive."

"Legally you're not. But really you are. Biologically. You're not made of transistorized circuits like a false animal; you're an organic entity."
 
2013-01-26 02:38:47 AM
I have never, ever been able to impress a woman with any kind of technology other than my car and my cooking skills. I'm the IT guy where I work, so every once in a while I'm able to impress a coworker or visiting client - but even then, it's just a moment of "Wow, you did something I still don't understand even after you explained it to me with pictures! Now go away to your corner while I go back to texting."
 
2013-01-26 02:40:25 AM
I would just like to point out to subby that it's only the dumbest term so far.
 
2013-01-26 02:45:15 AM

megarian: digitalrain:

Dafuq did I just see?

In what context was this picture taken? Why red...um...panties? Why does he look so startled?

Citation needed.


Ah, that would be Noodles and Beef.
 
2013-01-26 02:52:25 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-26 02:55:10 AM
The vast, vast, vast majority of women are interested in that type, but the version of whatever they're really attracted to doing some sort of nerd cosplay.
Similarly, any real man of that type knows to stay away from the vast, vast, vast majority of women.
 
2013-01-26 02:59:04 AM

God-is-a-Taco: The vast, vast, vast majority of women are interested in that type, but the version of whatever they're really attracted to doing some sort of nerd cosplay.
Similarly, any real man of that type knows to stay away from the vast, vast, vast majority of women.


As opposed to the majority majority majority of vast women?
 
2013-01-26 03:47:33 AM

MaliFinn: There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code


:(

You are not meeting the right kind of girls.

I've learned and understood subnet masking about 5 times. Every single time, 24 hours later, I'm all "whaaa??" again.

Subnet masking just will not stick in my head.
 
2013-01-26 03:47:35 AM
Oh, you've installed that water cooling system on my computer that I didn't ask for? That's nice. Can you open this jar for me please? Stop laughing I asked you nicely...You can't do it, either, can you? I need a guy that can open jars, reach tall shelves, and get dirty fixing my car, not because I'm incapable of changing my own oil or spark plugs, but because I just don't want to. And I asked for a frying pan, godsdammit. How did you hear uber cool, glowy, green water cooling system when I clearly said "I want a cast iron frying pan for Christmas".

/my Sims do appreciate the cooler temperatures, I suppose.
//my guy can fix my car though, so he's twice as hot.
///had to buy my own damn frying pan.
 
2013-01-26 03:50:24 AM

my alt's alt's alt: if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?


From the reactions I get at work, intimidating and "not like us"

/in a company where "like us" seems to be more important than the product
 
2013-01-26 04:45:02 AM
i1.ytimg.com
Approves
 
2013-01-26 04:53:22 AM

Tiiba: [fc02.deviantart.net image 850x611]
Post robot girls!


oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-26 05:39:29 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-26 06:20:30 AM

MaliFinn: I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.


Well, if you actually are handsome and give off kind of a jock vibe, the kind of women who are attracted to tech smarts may look at you, figure they have no chance and aren't your type and leave you alone.
 
GBB
2013-01-26 06:22:04 AM
My fiance was into geeks before it was cool.
 
2013-01-26 06:26:10 AM

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i451.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-26 06:26:45 AM

GBB: My fiance was into geeks before it was cool.


my gf too, high five!
 
2013-01-26 06:34:55 AM

Jackpot777: tentaculistic: This article is bullshiat. Most women are not at all smart enough to go for the nerd over the playboy.

Thank God - there are still plenty of awesome smart geeky guys (who don't get enough play to be players) left for me!

/Seriously - a judicious sprinkling of either biology to IT terminology does it for me
//Key word being judicious

[dilbert.com image 640x194]


A while ago after my friend (gf now) had mentioned that per period was sucking that month I mentioned to her that if we took the frequency of her time of the month and inverted it we would have her period hertz... she was not amused.
 
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