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(Daily Mail)   Not even a month in and we have the dumbest term of 2013: 'techno-sexual'. *sigh* it's going to be a long year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 143
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2013-01-25 06:09:23 PM
It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.
 
2013-01-25 06:14:16 PM
I guarantee you, there will be a term that is more stupid at some point this year.
 
2013-01-25 06:41:00 PM
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2013-01-25 08:12:01 PM
In news that will bring hope to geeky men everywhere, a new survey has revealed that nearly two thirds of women would happily swap the likes money of hunky David Gandy for the dorkier charms more money of Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg.
 
2013-01-25 08:56:14 PM

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This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!
 
2013-01-25 09:46:24 PM
techno-sexual


Interesting term for arousal in or around electronics stores.

/DNRTA
 
2013-01-25 10:25:33 PM
Any chance of reviving the IRA for one shot at the Daily Fail?
 
2013-01-25 10:27:07 PM
Maybe sexually immature girls, but no way true with women. The kind of woman who knows she's a woman and knows she likes men.
 
2013-01-25 10:30:03 PM
I was expecting this to be about teledildonics
 
2013-01-25 10:30:32 PM
Whenever my Anglophilia gets a little too out of hand, I go to the Daily Fail, so I can say to myself, "Yes, England gave us Monty Python and the Beatles and Doctor Who.    But it also gave us  this."
 
2013-01-25 10:31:07 PM
Well, at least they didn't say "cuber-sexual" - or worse, "e-sexual".
 
2013-01-25 10:32:36 PM
There's already a term for that: "Tech Porn" Or [noun] Porn. Like "Food Porn".

/DRTFA
//RTFA and realizes it's dumber than he thought
///thinks the idea that women no longer desires Craig/Hugh is biologically impossible...
 
2013-01-25 10:33:03 PM
I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.
 
2013-01-25 10:33:32 PM
something, something, fully functional, something...

www.mgharris.net
 
2013-01-25 10:36:11 PM

goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.


What if I use a mac?
 
2013-01-25 10:36:55 PM
fc02.deviantart.net
Post robot girls!
 
2013-01-25 10:37:18 PM
I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

I don't care about "features". I just want something simple, satisfying, competently done, and I really don't care what it looks like for the camera.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:46 PM
i48.tinypic.com.
 
2013-01-25 10:39:25 PM

Tiiba: Post robot girls!


Androids count?

www.filmsquish.com
 
2013-01-25 10:39:59 PM

The Man Who Laughs: goatleggedfellow: I was sure that would be the pc term for porn-addicted males.

What if I use a mac?


Why do you think we have the retna displays, the easily cleaned buttonless trackpads, and frigging voice control?

There isn't the label "porn-addicted" for mac users. It's pretty much assumed.
 
2013-01-25 10:40:15 PM
I have been writing software for over 30 years. Fark me baby, fark me good.
 
2013-01-25 10:40:28 PM

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i33.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 10:40:49 PM

amquelbettamin: Tiiba: Post robot girls!

Androids count?

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Androids in the novel, yes. In the movie they were biological constructs.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:06 PM
Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*
 
2013-01-25 10:41:29 PM

vodka: I have been writing software for over 30 years. Fark me baby, fark me good.


Depending on your pay scale, they probably have been for years.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:08 PM

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!



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2013-01-25 10:43:35 PM

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*


That↑

I'm a dude and even I know that is bullsh*t.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:56 PM

Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.


Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?
 
2013-01-25 10:44:57 PM

Gergesa: Evil Twin Skippy: I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

Wait...are you saying that pornstars don't get triple penetrated off camera also?


Ava Devine, maybe.
 
2013-01-25 10:45:36 PM
Percent is one word

/that is all
 
2013-01-25 10:46:23 PM
That term has actually been around for a while. In fact it was in the episode of King of The Hill, where Hank becomes addicted to a GTA type computer game that is based off of Strickland propane.
 
2013-01-25 10:48:09 PM
Next... people that are sexually attracted to homogenized milk.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:52 PM
I feel like we could eliminate the threat to the English language by swapping out a few "Entrance"/"Exit" and "Push"/"Pull" signs at the offices of CNN, Fox News, USA Today, and every outlet of the UK media.
 
2013-01-25 10:54:41 PM

imfallen_angel: Next... people that are sexually attracted to homogenized milk.


Works for me: I REALLY NEED THE WORK SUCKING COCKS IN ALLEYS.
 
2013-01-25 10:55:44 PM
Macht sue!
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2013-01-25 10:57:23 PM
Sorry, but unless in involves toys that require batteries the term "techno-sexual" is null and void.
 
2013-01-25 10:57:25 PM

St_Francis_P: It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.


Done in one.
 
2013-01-25 10:59:02 PM

scottapeshot: Macht sue!
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Oh man that's what I was waiting for.


/leaving pointed at menacingly
 
2013-01-25 11:00:57 PM
The system is down, the system is down, the system is down.
 
2013-01-25 11:02:26 PM

So this is in now what is desired

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as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold

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2013-01-25 11:03:46 PM

dennysgod: The system is down, the system is down, the system is down.


Well, my hard drive *is* feeling a bit on the floppy side.
Try the blade servers, I'll bee here oll Wikki..
Don't forget to IP your waitrons.
 
2013-01-25 11:08:08 PM
Assumed they finally came up with a name for people who can only get laid at raves.

Found out they just came up with yet another term for women attracted to guys with a paycheck.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-25 11:08:41 PM

nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 11:09:02 PM

mjjt: .


This and this and this.

On the sexy scale:
deGrasse Tyson > Zuckerberg
 
2013-01-25 11:09:05 PM
so what they are saying is.... the girls go for geeky guys who are good with computers.... so they can complain later that he spends all his time on the computer?
 
2013-01-25 11:10:47 PM

Gergesa: So this is in now what is desired


as opposed to the below who is now out in the cold


Either way... Thanks for this.
 
2013-01-25 11:15:03 PM
So... girls like billionaires more than millionaires.
 
2013-01-25 11:16:38 PM

Plant Rights Activist: nekom: Nogrhi: oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh  oonce oonce oonce oonce ahhhh

This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!


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The Cheat is grounded.
 
2013-01-25 11:17:30 PM
So, because fixing computers is now better than fixing cars, Daniel Craig is no longer hot.
 
2013-01-25 11:20:04 PM
if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?

FTA: "So potent is the techno-sexual's appeal, that nearly 40 per cent of men surveyed admitted to having exaggerated about their tech know-how, including their ability to mend and upgrade gadgets, computers and laptops, in an attempt to impress the fairer sex."

UGH as a veteran of customer-facing IT i have to agree, but make it more like 70%
 
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