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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman has a rare condition called Body Integrity Identity Disorder which makes her want to roll around in a wheelchair and be paraplegic   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-01-25 06:22:30 PM
9 votes:
My current girlfriend likes to shiat in the dishwasher before we run it. She says it doesn't matter, like peeing in the shower, but it matters.
2013-01-25 06:04:03 PM
6 votes:
I want to introduce her to the football player from Notre Dame. It would blow his mind to have a disabled girlfriend who's not disabled.
2013-01-25 06:29:47 PM
5 votes:

eagles95: So we can add this to things all the people are buzzing around Walmart in scooters say they have and that's why they cant walk


The people at Walmart have Muncheverything Syndrome.

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2013-01-25 05:55:06 PM
5 votes:
don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby
2013-01-25 05:43:02 PM
5 votes:
So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?
2013-01-25 06:58:48 PM
4 votes:

Heamer: Zarquon's Flat Tire: So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?

As someone who's gone down on a paraplegic, rest assured that not all of them feel nothing below the waist.


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what the fark am I eating
2013-01-25 06:05:01 PM
4 votes:
"It was at that point that I realised I was just as likely to break my neck as I was to break my back and end up quadriplegic - totally paralysed, which I did not want," she says.

Because wanting to be quadriplegic would just be CRAZY.
2013-01-25 06:11:26 PM
3 votes:
As Chloe got older she realised her desires were vastly different to those of her friends, so she decided to keep it a secret even from her parents Harold, who was a psychotherapist, and Marjorie, a secretary, who have both since died.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with her being screwed up.

Major in engineering, and your kids will grow up to be engineers. Major in psychology, and your kids will grow up to be patients.
2013-01-25 06:04:57 PM
3 votes:
Now Chloe, a research scientist in psychiatry, chooses to live her life on four wheels, pretending to be paralysed.

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cjo [TotalFark]
2013-01-25 07:00:37 PM
2 votes:
As a quadriplegic, I'm getting a kick out of these replies. Or I would be if I could actually move my legs.
2013-01-25 05:56:39 PM
2 votes:
What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?
2013-01-26 01:40:39 PM
1 votes:

duenor: how the fark do you guys find such perfect pics... ROFL


This guy in another thread:

A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 725x800]

gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 12:47:28 AM
1 votes:
She wants to be stuck in a wheelchair?
Let her catch a ride with a Kennedy! She'll be lucky to only need a wheelchair.
2013-01-25 11:54:42 PM
1 votes:

stuffy: The woman who desperately wants to be paraplegic
Speaking from experience, its not as much fun as it looks.


It's probably a lot more fun when you can stand up whenever you want.
2013-01-25 11:22:47 PM
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Heamer: Zarquon's Flat Tire: So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?

As someone who's gone down on a paraplegic, rest assured that not all of them feel nothing below the waist.

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what the fark am I eating


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2013-01-25 10:10:07 PM
1 votes:
On a related note this crazy chick's hot girlfriend appears to reside on Mars.
2013-01-25 09:39:42 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-25 09:29:40 PM
1 votes:
What do they call the people who want to be hermaphrodite purple racoon-dragons with boobs bigger than their bodies? Because those people draw some farked up cartoons.
2013-01-25 08:29:49 PM
1 votes:
I know this under its other name, BFCS. (Bug-F**k Crazy Syndrome)
2013-01-25 08:13:16 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what Scientology's take on this is?


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2013-01-25 07:59:55 PM
1 votes:
Maybe if someone shot her with the venom of some South American monkey blowfish lizard, something that would paralyze her for like 24 hours, it might scare her straight.
2013-01-25 07:51:17 PM
1 votes:

xcv: Worth mentioning that penises usually aren't big enough to make a deep simulated vagina.


Uh, I've got some Brazilian tranny porn here that contradic(heh)ts that notion. Some of these trannies are swinging enough pipe to make a vagina and have enough left over to give me a decent penis.
2013-01-25 07:50:17 PM
1 votes:

xcv: Worth mentioning that penises usually aren't big enough to make a deep simulated vagina. Surgeons often take intestines attached to the rectum and turn them into artificial vaginas. Intestineginas supposedly feel more authentic since they naturally produce mucus while penisginas are dry without lube.


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2013-01-25 07:50:02 PM
1 votes:
Now Chloe, a research scientist in psychiatry

To the surprise of no one.
2013-01-25 07:46:36 PM
1 votes:
She likes to go hiking. She likes to go skiing, That is one confused person.
xcv
2013-01-25 07:46:00 PM
1 votes:

Ghastly: Oldiron_79: Ghastly: Oldiron_79: So why don't we let people like this sever their spinal cords? We let TGs mutilate their genitals.

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What? I'm not saying we shouldn't lets TGs cut off thier junk I'm saying we should let body dismorphics or whatever they are called sever their spines

Because being a woman is the exact same thing as suffering a debilitating spinal injury.

Basically that's what it comes down to. Being a woman is the worst thing in the world to be and any guy who would turn in his penis and large intestine to be one should be persecuted and made to feel like a lessor being.


Worth mentioning that penises usually aren't big enough to make a deep simulated vagina. Surgeons often take intestines attached to the rectum and turn them into artificial vaginas. Intestineginas supposedly feel more authentic since they naturally produce mucus while penisginas are dry without lube.
cjo [TotalFark]
2013-01-25 07:02:17 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Lame.


The lady in the article isn't literally lame. But she wants to be.
2013-01-25 06:53:04 PM
1 votes:
That's not rare. Just go to walmart and I guarantee you'll see one.

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2013-01-25 06:38:02 PM
1 votes:

Cagey B: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?

A few centuries back, we realized that you can employ scientific methods to study things, allowing professionals to differentiate various kinds of disorders, some even of the psychological variety.

You'll also be pleased to know that the cold you caught a while back wasn't the result of miasma affecting your humors, or the "Evil Eye" you got from some other Farker in another thread.



Whatever, dude. Once I get my thetans removed, I'll be right as rain
2013-01-25 06:13:01 PM
1 votes:
This is the same disorder middle-aged men suffer from. You know, with the bald spot, the gut, the sagging skin, jowls and extra chins but is convinced he's in better shape than at 20....
2013-01-25 06:10:30 PM
1 votes:
So we can add this to things all the people are buzzing around Walmart in scooters say they have and that's why they cant walk
2013-01-25 06:07:45 PM
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?


As someone who's gone down on a paraplegic, rest assured that not all of them feel nothing below the waist.
2013-01-25 06:07:33 PM
1 votes:
A pair of shoes could last her a lifetime.
2013-01-25 06:07:24 PM
1 votes:
I have Call BS Disorder. It makes me want to cockslap people with goofy made-up psych problems.
2013-01-25 06:06:59 PM
1 votes:
Next time I see her outside I'll point a rabid bear in her direction ... let's see how committed she is.
2013-01-25 06:03:54 PM
1 votes:

meat0918: I thought this was called "Münchausen syndrome"?


I thought it was Joey Ramone Syndrome.
2013-01-25 06:01:29 PM
1 votes:
There are people who desparately want to be amputees, too. I don't get it.

I wish to be stronger, hotter, and have George Clooney on speed dial.

I don't know who is crazier, but at least I don't have to go looking for a ramp to go upstairs.
2013-01-25 06:00:51 PM
1 votes:
I have Euthanize The Mad disorder. It's evolution disguised as an unspeakable opinion.
 
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