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(Gawker)   Flipper took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. This is not the superfun sight he was looking for   (gawker.com) divider line 76
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2013-01-25 07:52:01 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: amquelbettamin: [www.tattoocreatives.com image 300x226]

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Those yours? If so: Why can't you tell anyone about the tattoo on your shoulder?


No I just really hate dolphin ratios so I decided to vent
 
2013-01-25 07:53:06 PM  

amquelbettamin: Feral_and_Preposterous: amquelbettamin: [www.tattoocreatives.com image 300x226]

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[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x369]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x200]
[tattoo99.co.uk image 300x222]

Those yours? If so: Why can't you tell anyone about the tattoo on your shoulder?

No I just really hate dolphin ratios so I decided to vent


Tattoos
 
2013-01-25 07:55:57 PM  

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole


Aww, did a hooker at Hunts Point turn you down, big boy?
 
2013-01-25 07:56:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: On a happier dolphin related note:

Dolphin Reaches Out to Divers for Help


Very cool.
 
2013-01-25 08:06:32 PM  

Fissile: Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.


It is a gelatin.
 
2013-01-25 08:09:31 PM  

udhq: Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Hate to have to tell you this, buddy, but there is 1 group of people in this country that are currently raping the planet and farking over our children's children, and it ain't the people who live in actual human settlements, on moderate-density development with public transit.....


Shhh, let him cry himself to sleep. He'll wake up in the morning, have some Sugar Pops and watch cartoons and forget all about his little tantrum.
 
2013-01-25 08:20:24 PM  
I walked by the Gowanus and didn't see anything. It was beautiful in the fresh snow.
Poor critter.
 
2013-01-25 08:23:41 PM  
Dolphin died.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-25 08:35:44 PM  

Krieghund: Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.


Thank you, I was hoping to find that here.
 
2013-01-25 08:42:14 PM  
Not quite a fish out of water, but closer enough

/water that poor thing is swimming in, it looks worse than anything I had clean out of horse stable wash stalls
//if there's anyone who knows what I'm referring too, you know what i mean
 
2013-01-25 08:48:56 PM  

Prey4reign: Have the rescue crews tried the approved Brooklyn technique by yelling, "you should get outta the fawkin' water before youse fawkin' die?"


www.rexsikes.com

Approves of your methods
/obscure?
 
2013-01-25 08:54:47 PM  

cretinbob: And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 
2013-01-25 08:58:48 PM  
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Gowanus"
"Gowanus who?"
"Gowanus dolphins to stay away from there next time, ok?"
 
2013-01-25 09:08:04 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: cretinbob: And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


When I was a pup the bar I frequented had that Flipper 45 that would play over and over and over again.  For 50 cents you could play it and watch people freak out after about 15 minutes and kick the jukebox.  Good times, good times.
 
2013-01-25 09:26:48 PM  
Haven't seen Flipper around New York in 23 years.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-01-25 09:28:30 PM  

sloshed_again: CruJones: /the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam

You are probably right


May have gotten lost because of some illness, so likely this is true. It's odd that a healthy dolphin would have been that far away from the ocean and its home pod unless something was very wrong.
 
2013-01-25 09:52:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: sloshed_again: CruJones: /the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam

You are probably right

May have gotten lost because of some illness, so likely this is true. It's odd that a healthy dolphin would have been that far away from the ocean and its home pod unless something was very wrong.


Yeah, they tend to beach themselves or otherwise leave the pod when time's up. Like a dog crawling under the porch to die.

/RIP
 
2013-01-25 11:10:12 PM  
How about instead of standing around and gawking, and posting on facebook/twitter, you TRY AND HELP the animal.
 
2013-01-25 11:24:46 PM  

Fissile: Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.


The EPA usually measures water pollution in Parts Per Million. They measure the Gowanus Canal in Parts Per Thousand or even Parts Per Hundred.
 
2013-01-25 11:27:51 PM  

Rustblade: How about instead of standing around and gawking, and posting on facebook/twitter, you TRY AND HELP the animal.


Do they make HAZMAT suits for arctic temperatures?
 
2013-01-25 11:28:01 PM  
Dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.
 
2013-01-26 01:34:48 AM  

Oldiron_79: kd8our: Dolphins, the only animals besides humans known to actively enjoy rape and murder, not always in that order..

Chimps would like a word with you.


And ducks.

/sometimes ducks get the order backwards too
//Michael Leunig take note
///isn't it hilarious how people want to believe animals are better than humans, because humans aren't perfect, so something else must be?
 
2013-01-26 02:45:56 AM  
Oh cape buffalo bulls will often rape to death the loser of a dominance fight.
 
2013-01-26 05:19:33 AM  

Oldiron_79: Oh cape buffalo bulls will often rape to death the loser of a dominance fight.


Reminds me of Christmas with the inlaws...
 
2013-01-26 07:15:27 AM  

aerojockey: Dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.


Glad that public education worked out for you.
 
2013-01-26 12:32:23 PM  

brap: SockMonkeyHolocaust: cretinbob: And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

When I was a pup the bar I frequented had that Flipper 45 that would play over and over and over again.  For 50 cents you could play it and watch people freak out after about 15 minutes and kick the jukebox.  Good times, good times.


Yeah, the first time I played that for my wife she kinda got ...well, you know that look...on her face.
 
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