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(Oddity Central)   Creepy: Ultra-realistic "Reborn Baby" dolls. Fark: Vampire Reborn babies   (odditycentral.com) divider line 18
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2013-01-25 06:07:21 PM  
2 votes:

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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2013-01-25 05:51:00 PM  
2 votes:
Breast feeding is not recommened.
2013-01-25 05:42:44 PM  
2 votes:
I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.
2013-01-25 05:36:21 PM  
2 votes:
If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....
2013-01-25 07:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
One of these would look great in the back of my refrigerator. Just imagine the look on the face of your guests when they go to get something to drink!
2013-01-25 06:37:36 PM  
1 votes:

Nogrhi: At least they don't sparkle.


That's until you coat them liberally in powdered magnesium and light it on fire.
2013-01-25 06:31:30 PM  
1 votes:

maram500: hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?


Looking at the hips, I'd say so, or it's a very slender-hipped wench, or someone "different" (i.e. XXX or XXY or XYY even)
2013-01-25 06:25:50 PM  
1 votes:
Why would a reborn baby vampire have fangs before it had teeth? Don't even baby vampires have to wait till their milk fangs come in?
2013-01-25 06:11:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'd go for this Reborn baby, personally.

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2013-01-25 06:01:22 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-25 05:59:59 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.


I like the cut of your jib!

That gives me an idea, I should get one of those things and act like one of those crazy women who treat them like a real baby, and then sign up for one of those "mommy and me" groups just to see the reactions. Would they ask me to leave, or would they be too afraid of breaking my obviously fragile psyche? I'm picturing a room full of perfectly coiffed Summerlin soccer moms awkwardly avoiding eye contact as I bounce little Lestat on my knee.
2013-01-25 05:58:36 PM  
1 votes:

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


We're sick of you not being into our weird shiat. At least our weird shiat stays weird without trying to change other people
2013-01-25 05:54:26 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-25 05:44:32 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-25 05:42:19 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....


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2013-01-25 05:34:52 PM  
1 votes:
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Pediophobia. Your word for the day.
2013-01-25 03:44:14 PM  
1 votes:
At least they don't sparkle.
2013-01-25 02:43:49 PM  
1 votes:
Goods as advertised.  Holy shiat that's messed up.
 
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