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2013-01-25 07:44:07 PM  

maram500: WhippingBoy: maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...

You mean to tell me there are actually sane, rational parents out there? Holy crap.

Also: my fellow thespians thank you.


I am proud to be a member of that group as well. Until my first was old enough to sit quietly and color, play with her things, or keep her voice to a respectable level, we kept the kids at home. The younger one was much easier however. As long as she was in her car seat and could people- did not matter who-- she would sit very quietly grinning and watching the show. As they got older, they would camp out at the edge of the table with a few toys or coloring books and be on their best behavior which was generally long enough for us to comlete a meal without incident. They were also taught not to grab food or snacks at buffet style eateries and kept most of their commentary in japanese as they were raised bi-lingual. Kids do say the darnedest things so wouldn't you prefer they sounded cute by doing it in another language?

I like these creepy dolls- the fun would never end for all the places these dolls could pop up at. Anywhere you have nosy people you'ld find me and my doll...
 
2013-01-25 07:53:16 PM  
This is brilliant! I mean, think about it. The planet is already at x7 it's sustainable limit for a human population. Hand these out to kids as children and you just may mentally scar enough of them into never wanting children that we could save the planet after all!
 
2013-01-25 08:01:35 PM  

maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying


You were once a "crotch stain." Bad parenting aside, I think you have far greater issues to deal with other than poor concentration whilst performing.


You're a bad human being and you should feel bad.
 
2013-01-25 08:07:22 PM  

OneManArmy: You're a bad human being and you should feel bad.


No, he is absolutely right.
 
2013-01-25 08:12:55 PM  
I dunno, I kinda like the dolls. Besides, the freakiest doll ever is still Cricket.

/like Teddy Ruxpin, but not fuzzy, just eerie
 
2013-01-25 08:15:26 PM  

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.


My favorite is entitled moms who stick the stroller/pram way out in front of them and into the line of oncoming traffic, daring the pilots of gleaming steel to send their evil spawn to a better world. Women like that are among the sickest most vile things I know. These are the same coonts who regret their personal decisions and bring their screaming brats where you are trying to dine or take in a movie so you too can experience the sheer suck that is motherhood.
 
2013-01-25 08:19:10 PM  

Gergesa: OneManArmy: You're a bad human being and you should feel bad.

No, he is absolutely right.


As another parent, agreed. If parents of infants want to see a movie and don't yet trust a babysitter, that's what drive ins are for.

And jumbo strollers are f***ing ridiculous. Man up and wear your baby or else get an umbrella stroller.
 
2013-01-25 08:21:42 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: [basementrejects.com image 600x453]


Leave Britney Alone!
 
2013-01-25 08:33:45 PM  

OneManArmy: maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

You were once a "crotch stain." Bad parenting aside, I think you have far greater issues to deal with other than poor concentration whilst performing.


You're a bad human being and you should feel bad.


Thanks Zoidberg. And when small children are brought to performances, it doesn't matter if you have the concentration of a chess grandmaster, a screaming infant will make you fumble. Hell, the only reason I did a face-plant from three feet above the stage in the middle of a monologue was because a cast member's wife brought their four-month-old to the last performance (oddly enough, the one my friends and family attended).

Don't bring kids to plays, damnit.
 
2013-01-25 08:35:44 PM  

clowncar on fire: maram500: WhippingBoy: maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...

You mean to tell me there are actually sane, rational parents out there? Holy crap.

Also: my fellow thespians thank you.

I am proud to be a member of that group as well. Until my first was old enough to sit quietly and c ...


So your kids are special, right? That's great. That is exactly what I'm arguing against.
 
2013-01-25 08:47:36 PM  
Can somebody post the Farnsworth pic for me? I'm using my phone

/seriously, burn it with fire
 
2013-01-25 09:04:12 PM  
"Skin football"?
 
2013-01-25 09:08:11 PM  
I thought it was against the rules to turn ones so young? Somebody needs the true death.
 
2013-01-25 09:32:56 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: One of these would look great in the back of my refrigerator. Just imagine the look on the face of your guests when they go to get something to drink!


So you're looking to replace the real baby you've got there now?
 
2013-01-25 10:00:40 PM  

Mugato: The dolls they sell at Cracker Barrel are creepier in their own way. I couldn't find a picture that does them justice but they're just regular dolls but they're in what they call the "uncanny valley"....just real enough to not look like a toy Cabbage Patch Doll but not quite real enough to look human.


Much like the clientele.
If I had the the money to do so, I'd buy a dozen of the one that has the glazed over, dead eyes and leave them in snow drifts all around town.
 
2013-01-25 10:36:36 PM  

Nogrhi: At least they don't sparkle.


I'm sure it's only a matter of time...
 
2013-01-25 11:19:45 PM  
This crazy lady has an AWESOME way of punishing her real kids. Stick them in the room filled with dead doll babies.
 
2013-01-25 11:30:37 PM  

maram500: The one in the green outfit with the bright-blue eyes looks...goddamn it, what's the PC word for "retarded?"


There are actually two.

Liberal, Conservative.
 
2013-01-25 11:34:30 PM  
Did any of you see the link on the page to the pencil drawing that looks like a photo? Link
 
2013-01-25 11:41:35 PM  
www.bradford.co.uk

Or if humanoid babies are too uncanny valley for you ...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-26 01:00:00 AM  
Also fairly farked up of an idea

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Have a good time trying to get your kids to sleep after seeing this shiat.
 
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