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(MyFox Twin Cities)   News: Dad points AK-47 at daughter for getting two B's instead of straight A's on her report card. Fark: He just bought the AK-47 because he feared the gub'mint would ban them   (myfoxtwincities.com) divider line 66
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2013-01-25 02:14:48 PM
37 votes:
Well, if the daughter (and the mom) had been carrying their own guns, this wouldn't have happened, now would it? He probably only felt empowered to do this because he knew they WEREN'T armed and were therefore easy victims. Remember: an armed society is a polite society. I'm glad we can have situations like this crop up every now and then to serve as just illustrations of that very important point.
2013-01-25 02:31:28 PM
18 votes:
She got two B's? She's just starting to fill out.
2013-01-25 02:33:26 PM
8 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Watch the libbies try to punish this patriot for using second amendment solutions to raise his kids.



images2.opticsplanet.com

What a "Second Amendment Solution" might look like
2013-01-25 02:28:09 PM
7 votes:
Watch the libbies try to punish this patriot for using second amendment solutions to raise his kids.
2013-01-25 04:15:00 PM
6 votes:
Sure, this gets greenlit, yet there's no post about the fifteen different tyrants who tried to overthrow America today but were stopped thanks to a hero with a machine gun.
2013-01-25 03:02:24 PM
5 votes:
This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?
2013-01-25 03:27:14 PM
4 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: Not all gun related products are bad.

[www.desertknightnews.com image 400x374]


So you say.  I was with someone who was rubbing his piece down with that stuff and the damned thing went off in my face!
2013-01-25 02:37:35 PM
4 votes:
Gun Owners of PeaceTM strike again
2013-01-25 04:26:21 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Or I point rifle at you.
2013-01-25 04:23:07 PM
3 votes:
It's assholes like this that make the two or three dozen responsible gun owners in this country look bad.
2013-01-25 04:16:50 PM
3 votes:

muck4doo: BunkoSquad: This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?

fark you


See!!!
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-25 03:26:59 PM
3 votes:
muck4doo:

So government can have them. It's donkey and cart for you.

Well, if you are crazy enough to think you are going to overthrow the government or that anyone would want gun nuts to overthrow the government then you probably shouldn't be trusted with a donkey and cart either.
2013-01-25 03:23:18 PM
3 votes:

muck4doo: A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-25 03:00:42 PM
3 votes:

BronyMedic: At any rate, and in all seriousness, this is insane. What responsible gun owner, let alone decent human parent, would threaten their OWN CHILD with a rifle. Period. At the very least, it's the basic definition of emotional abuse, and probably an indicator that something else non-kosher is going on in the house.



You think he's been porking his daughter?
2013-01-25 02:26:55 PM
3 votes:

ajgeek: Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

Asian REDNECK dad. It's the only explanation.


Name sounds Russian, so he's not a redneck, he's just red.


/aisle seat please.
2013-01-25 04:33:50 PM
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: [25.media.tumblr.com image 407x405]

Or I point rifle at you.


That took entirely too long.
ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-01-25 04:23:43 PM
2 votes:

gameshowhost: Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM assign all blame to the impudent brat whose glib remarks forced a concerned parent/True PatriotTM to take drastic action.

She was coming right at him!


Let me rephrase that
2013-01-25 04:23:42 PM
2 votes:
kmsp.images.worldnow.com

Looks like a reasonable guy.
2013-01-25 04:14:58 PM
2 votes:
Bartashevitch admitted having a physical confrontation with his wife and daughter, and admitted to pointing the gun at both of them. He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

Then what's the farking point?  You may as well have pointed a hammer or an alligator at them.
2013-01-25 03:35:43 PM
2 votes:
BronyMedic:


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i.imgur.com
2013-01-25 02:56:42 PM
2 votes:
He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

As we are all likely to do during a heated, physical exchange.
2013-01-25 02:43:11 PM
2 votes:
this is why we can't have nice things.
2013-01-25 02:41:06 PM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.


Bartashevitch could be an Asian name.
2013-01-25 02:29:15 PM
2 votes:
Fool.

He could have pointed a shotgun or a pistol, but no, it had to be an ASSAULT WEAPON, and now he's on Fark.
2013-01-25 02:14:59 PM
2 votes:
Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.
2013-01-26 02:27:31 AM
1 votes:
responsible gun owner

thepirata.com
2013-01-25 11:12:06 PM
1 votes:

clane: bet he wished he had an AK-47
[thepirata.com image 410x599]


thepirata.com
True. He wouldn't have had to lean in as far, possibly soiling his jack boots.
2013-01-25 11:01:24 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
So... you're saying it was a bad day?
2013-01-25 09:04:52 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Is this the thread where Dimensio makes bad analogies with cars and doesn't understand that if gun x is allowed and gun y is allowed and they are both similar, then that's what is called a loophole? (checks)
YEP!


Dimensio is one of the smartest motherfarkers on fark... You shut your whore mouth!
2013-01-25 07:27:02 PM
1 votes:
This man is unhinged, and he should be ashamed of himself!

Clearly, he should have aimed a BB gun.
2013-01-25 06:05:30 PM
1 votes:
Another responsible gun owner
2013-01-25 05:59:56 PM
1 votes:
I'm just glad this guy has some Passionate Defenders in this thread who are brave enough to stand up for an American's right to point a gun at his daughter.
2013-01-25 05:54:11 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-01-25 05:36:55 PM
1 votes:

Lorelle: Another day, another Nutty Raving Asshole doing something stupid with a gun.


I would remind you that this so-called "Nutty Raving Asshole" was a responsible, law-abiding gun owner. Right up to the time he, y'know, threatened his family with the gun.

In fact, wasn't there another guy who was a responsible, law-abiding gun owner in the news lately? Until he, y'know, shot a bunch of schoolkids.

My brother-in-law isn't allowed to buy or own guns because once, a really long time ago, he threatened his wife (my wife's sister) with one of their guns. So now she has to buy all the guns for the household, and he's only allowed to use them whenever he feels like it to do anything he wants to.
2013-01-25 05:34:31 PM
1 votes:

Cpl.D: Fellow employee at work: "If more people were armed, it'd be like the old West. An armed society is a polite society."

Me: "Somalia."


Yeah, I've never gotten that whole "armed society is a polite society" thing. What, are they saying people with guns are likely to shoot people who are rude?

And this is supposed to make me feel better about other gun owners?
2013-01-25 05:24:33 PM
1 votes:
lotta flailing gun nuts in here today.

probably mad that no one died in this latest example of gun nuttery.
2013-01-25 05:11:15 PM
1 votes:
Another day, another Nutty Raving Asshole doing something stupid with a gun.
2013-01-25 04:45:58 PM
1 votes:
Lionel Mandrake: Watch the libbies try to punish this patriot for using second amendment solutions to raise his kids.


What a "Second Amendment Solution" might look like


images2.opticsplanet.com

If he's using that on his daughter, it's not really an improvement.
2013-01-25 04:44:59 PM
1 votes:

xynix: If my son got a B instead of straight As I would simply take his iPhone away. He's not a precious snowflake.. He can have fun technology but he better work for it by doing chores and making academics his top priority. I also think he's a lot more scared about losing his iphone than he would be if someone pointed a gun at him.


If my daughter came home with a B instead of straight A's I'd round a chamber in the high capacity clip and cock the barrell of my 30/30 assault weapon.

/I don't mean to brag, but yeah, I'm pretty hardcore.
2013-01-25 04:39:11 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: Pert: Did anybody else notice that the receipts for guns were both dated AFTER the alleged incident?

I thought that too, but it looks like he sold them after that. Which doesn't make any sense if you think he bought them because of Obama's proposition. It's just the usual derpers trying to bend this story to help their political agenda. As a matter of fact, the whole damn story doesn't make sense unless you put it in a derp agenda format.


You should know all about derp, chico.
2013-01-25 04:33:28 PM
1 votes:
Hey, internet experts...

www.centerfiresystems.com


AK action, chambered for 7.62x54R.
You're welcome.
2013-01-25 04:30:55 PM
1 votes:
If you want people to buy something you make them believe they are losing something.

I love all the people who really think that the White house isn't aware or couldn't calculate exactly what is happening right now.

If the president says he is going to take your guns, you are going to buy more guns and you are going to get mad at people who don't want guns. You are going to go onto Youtube and tell people that you are going to start killing people because Obama is black.

I missed the part where this became a huge brain-buster.
2013-01-25 04:29:33 PM
1 votes:
Pretty typical. "Who's the man NOW?", as he points the gun at a woman and child. Because he wasn't threatening enough toward them before that.
2013-01-25 04:29:02 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's assholes like this that make the two or three dozen responsible gun owners in this country look bad.

No, it's the people that say stupid things like you just did that try to make the millions of responsible gun owners look bad. You should stop posting. You are making the first amendment look bad.


And we have a bite.

//Don't you f*cking look like a gold star earner in Romper Room?
2013-01-25 04:28:47 PM
1 votes:
More importantly "Beeks Pizza goes up in flames in 3 alarm fire"
2013-01-25 04:26:43 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Under existing gun laws you can be sure that this guy will loose his right to own guns. So why punish the rest of society that has done nothing wrong?


Yes, he will lose his right to own guns, but he will still be able to easily buy them because the NRA has spent so much money and time making it difficult (or impossible) for police to enforce "existing gun laws".
2013-01-25 04:22:57 PM
1 votes:

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM assign all blame to the impudent brat whose glib remarks forced a concerned parent/True PatriotTM to take drastic action.


She was coming right at him!
2013-01-25 04:22:06 PM
1 votes:
Gun nuts are nuts who have guns. Who new?
2013-01-25 04:19:08 PM
1 votes:
Sounds about right. My dad is one of the "gubmint gon taek mah guns!" people. It's not about protecting your home, a shotgun can do that, it's about making yourself feel strong, or feared. It's about having some power over another human being for these people.

I once watched him hold a gun to my dog's head because it growled at him. Seriously.

/pro-gun
//anti-crazy people with guns
2013-01-25 04:18:41 PM
1 votes:

Barracuda: I came here to say "WTF, AK's do not chamber the 7.62x54R round..."

Sounds like the guy bought a Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle of Russian make which has been around since the 1800's.  Fixed magazine, 5 total I think, bolt action.  SOOOOOO... not an AK, not even a little.  Well, if you consider them both being Russian make and wood stocks and the same diameter bullet... but holy fark are people pushing this AK / AR / Assault Rifle thing beyond stupid at this point.


Indeed. Hobbyists above reduced violence.

alicia-logic.com

Ok, ok. Spray 30 bullets at 2 invaders.

//only way to be sure.
2013-01-25 04:15:14 PM
1 votes:

dv-ous: fark. I work with this guy.


I wouldn't send him any late TPS reports, bro.
2013-01-25 04:14:15 PM
1 votes:
Ok, now I am convinced that if Obama just proposed like 10 more bills for gun control, the gun nuts will become unhinged and prove Obama's point.
2013-01-25 04:13:57 PM
1 votes:

GreenAdder:

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
2013-01-25 03:55:06 PM
1 votes:

Fark It: St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!


Bolt action rifle that kicks like a mule that holds 54 in the cartridge and 1 in the chamber?

students.cis.uab.edu
2013-01-25 03:44:55 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: I hate floating firing pins. I like to see my firing pin right on the hammer where it belongs.




I don't know about you, but if something makes me drop my weapon I want an extra round fired off when it hits the ground.

Serves the SOB right for shooting me.
2013-01-25 03:44:07 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: You can get an AK for just $150?


Yeah, but you have to mail them 7 box tops as well.
2013-01-25 03:19:36 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!


To be fair, it's a lot harder to get an aortic sheer at 20 miles an hour. Or turn a pedestrian into a buff of pink mist.
2013-01-25 03:18:10 PM
1 votes:

vpb: That's why we need to limit the firepower.

speed.


If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!
2013-01-25 03:09:21 PM
1 votes:
Not all gun related products are bad.

www.desertknightnews.com
2013-01-25 03:03:25 PM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?


fark you
2013-01-25 02:55:10 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: This here is a fine example of someone who is too stupid to own a firearm.  Bought the gun because he thought the "gub'mint" was going to ban it, and pointed it in his daughter's face for bringing home two B's instead of straight A's.

Take THAT man's gun and beat him upside the head with it......then don't give it back.


Something tells me he wasn't a straight A student either.
2013-01-25 02:54:10 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: "terroristic"? Didn't even know that was a word.

Was that really terrorism though? Oh right. Everything is terrorism now.



Terrorism is the new black.
2013-01-25 02:53:21 PM
1 votes:
This here is a fine example of someone who is too stupid to own a firearm.  Bought the gun because he thought the "gub'mint" was going to ban it, and pointed it in his daughter's face for bringing home two B's instead of straight A's.

Take THAT man's gun and beat him upside the head with it......then don't give it back.
2013-01-25 02:50:45 PM
1 votes:
Never use an AK on a teenager

/that's what shotguns are for
2013-01-25 02:50:03 PM
1 votes:

impaler: You know, if we needed to at least pass a licensing exam to get weapon, like we do a car, these guy would know that:
1) A gun is ALWAYS loaded.
2) See # 1
3) Did you see #1 yet? If not, see #1



4) Do you still want to point the gun at someone just to scare them? Don't cause it could be loaded


However a license does not mean that you will get responsible ownership. See car ownership.


img685.imageshack.us
2013-01-25 02:17:14 PM
1 votes:
I get the felling this 'Murikin fears a lot of things.
 
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