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2013-01-25 03:32:40 PM
I don't want to talk about the second amendment or gun control right now. I think I'm just going to go to the store. Maybe I'll get a bottle of pop and some junk food. Then I'm going to sit down and play some video games. That sounds like fun.

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?
 
2013-01-25 03:33:44 PM

GreenAdder: I don't want to talk about the second amendment or gun control right now. I think I'm just going to go to the store. Maybe I'll get a bottle of pop and some junk food. Then I'm going to sit down and play some video games. That sounds like fun.

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


I could enjoy a bag of Ruffles Natural potato chips. I really should reduce my intake, however.
 
2013-01-25 03:34:08 PM
BRAKE lights, muck.

/politely offers a celery to Mr Toitle
 
2013-01-25 03:34:47 PM

muck4doo: A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.




Just need more donkeys and more carts. Anyway truck dont have to go over 20 miles an hour. Truth be told if you limited them to that speed they could pull doubles and triples and save the environment will all the fuel you'll save.

Mugato: Yes. Especially in emergencies. More so than we need assault rifles.

/not for gun control
//stupid argument



Exactly, it is a stupid argument. As is saying all we need is gun will smaller mags or "less firepower". What does that even mean? Smaller bullets with less powder behind them? We as a country need to take responsibility for the real issue and stop trying to blame inanimate objects. Gun violence over all is down and the only reason we are having these debates 5 times a day is because of mentally ill people getting their hands on weapons (not just guns). There are billions and billions of weapons of every shape and size, why not focus our efforts on the relatively few mentally ill people?
 
2013-01-25 03:35:06 PM

GreenAdder: I don't want to talk about the second amendment or gun control right now. I think I'm just going to go to the store. Maybe I'll get a bottle of pop and some junk food. Then I'm going to sit down and play some video games. That sounds like fun.

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


Some hay for the donkey. Other than that I think I'm set. Found THIS next to the donkey cart video. I'm happy, but these chicks would be hotter with some Mini-14s.
 
2013-01-25 03:35:09 PM

GreenAdder: I don't want to talk about the second amendment or gun control right now. I think I'm just going to go to the store. Maybe I'll get a bottle of pop and some junk food. Then I'm going to sit down and play some video games. That sounds like fun.

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


A couple of MexiCokes would do it for kittay, thanks :3
 
2013-01-25 03:35:43 PM
BronyMedic:


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i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-25 03:38:57 PM

vpb: We already do regulate cars. They have to have things like break lights for instance. Cars manufactured after certain dates must have airbags, anti-lock brakes and such.

We need to regulate guns too.



You dont think we currently regulate guns? Do you think that all firearms have a safety because adding parts always makes a better product? Do you think they all weapons come with a trigger lock because the manufacture just had them laying around and though you'd like one?

When was the last time you bought a firearm?
 
2013-01-25 03:39:54 PM

Kittypie070: BRAKE lights, muck.

/politely offers a celery to Mr Toitle


His heat/uv light went out about an hour ago. :(

/Got a year and a half out of it. Hadn't planned on a trip to Petsmart today
 
2013-01-25 03:41:40 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: vpb: We already do regulate cars. They have to have things like break lights for instance. Cars manufactured after certain dates must have airbags, anti-lock brakes and such.

We need to regulate guns too.


You dont think we currently regulate guns? Do you think that all firearms have a safety because adding parts always makes a better product? Do you think they all weapons come with a trigger lock because the manufacture just had them laying around and though you'd like one?

When was the last time you bought a firearm?


I hate floating firing pins. I like to see my firing pin right on the hammer where it belongs.
 
2013-01-25 03:44:07 PM

Blues_X: You can get an AK for just $150?


Yeah, but you have to mail them 7 box tops as well.
 
2013-01-25 03:44:55 PM

muck4doo: I hate floating firing pins. I like to see my firing pin right on the hammer where it belongs.




I don't know about you, but if something makes me drop my weapon I want an extra round fired off when it hits the ground.

Serves the SOB right for shooting me.
 
2013-01-25 03:46:55 PM
St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!
 
2013-01-25 03:53:20 PM

muck4doo: BronyMedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

To be fair, it's a lot harder to get an aortic sheer at 20 miles an hour. Or turn a pedestrian into a buff of pink mist.

A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.



www.redletterchristians.org

I'll see your Donkey, and raise you an Elephant.
 
2013-01-25 03:53:40 PM
In before the Outraged RightTM assign all blame to the impudent brat whose glib remarks forced a concerned parent/True PatriotTM to take drastic action.
 
2013-01-25 03:55:06 PM

Fark It: St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!


Bolt action rifle that kicks like a mule that holds 54 in the cartridge and 1 in the chamber?

students.cis.uab.edu
 
2013-01-25 03:58:12 PM

Nadie_AZ: Fark It: St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!

Bolt action rifle that kicks like a mule that holds 54 in the cartridge and 1 in the chamber?


Mistyped?
 
2013-01-25 03:58:20 PM

Amos Quito: I'll see your Donkey, and raise you an Elephant.



img62.imageshack.us
Likes where your head is at.

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM assign all blame to the impudent brat whose glib remarks forced a concerned parent/True PatriotTM to take drastic action.


Well you could have waited a few more hours then.
 
2013-01-25 03:59:00 PM

timujin: Nadie_AZ: Fark It: St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!

Bolt action rifle that kicks like a mule that holds 54 in the cartridge and 1 in the chamber?

Mistyped?


Dammit. I meant 4 ...
 
2013-01-25 04:05:14 PM

muck4doo: Kittypie070: BRAKE lights, muck.

/politely offers a celery to Mr Toitle

His heat/uv light went out about an hour ago. :(

/Got a year and a half out of it. Hadn't planned on a trip to Petsmart today


Dude, buy some spares too. ;3
 
2013-01-25 04:05:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: timujin: Nadie_AZ: Fark It: St. Paul police searched the Bartashevitch home and found ammunition and receipts for two gun purchases. One receipt was for Bill's Gun Shop, dated Jan. 22, 2013. An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

Mosin-Nagants are now AK-47 style guns. They have wood and originated in Russia!

Bolt action rifle that kicks like a mule that holds 54 in the cartridge and 1 in the chamber?

Mistyped?

Dammit. I meant 4 ...


In that case, I would have gotten it wrong too, I thought it was five.
 
2013-01-25 04:09:57 PM

Amos Quito: muck4doo: BronyMedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

To be fair, it's a lot harder to get an aortic sheer at 20 miles an hour. Or turn a pedestrian into a buff of pink mist.

A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.


[www.redletterchristians.org image 451x480]

I'll see your Donkey, and raise you an Elephant.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Who needs a bus?
 
2013-01-25 04:13:26 PM
fark. I work with this guy.
 
2013-01-25 04:13:57 PM

GreenAdder:

You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
 
2013-01-25 04:14:15 PM
Ok, now I am convinced that if Obama just proposed like 10 more bills for gun control, the gun nuts will become unhinged and prove Obama's point.
 
2013-01-25 04:14:30 PM
$150 for an AK? Hmmm... sounds too cheap.
 
2013-01-25 04:14:58 PM
Bartashevitch admitted having a physical confrontation with his wife and daughter, and admitted to pointing the gun at both of them. He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

Then what's the farking point?  You may as well have pointed a hammer or an alligator at them.
 
2013-01-25 04:15:00 PM
Sure, this gets greenlit, yet there's no post about the fifteen different tyrants who tried to overthrow America today but were stopped thanks to a hero with a machine gun.
 
2013-01-25 04:15:14 PM

dv-ous: fark. I work with this guy.


I wouldn't send him any late TPS reports, bro.
 
2013-01-25 04:15:55 PM
Sounds like we'd ought to stop talking about banning them and farkING BAN THEM.
 
2013-01-25 04:16:19 PM

vpb: Blues_X: You can get an AK for just $150?

7.62x54R is a type of ammunition.

I think he paid $375 for the AK.clone


I went over that part of TFA several times. Bottom line; too loose, weak details.
 
2013-01-25 04:16:27 PM

dv-ous: fark. I work with this guy.


Not anymore.
 
2013-01-25 04:16:28 PM
I came here to say "WTF, AK's do not chamber the 7.62x54R round..."

Sounds like the guy bought a Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle of Russian make which has been around since the 1800's.  Fixed magazine, 5 total I think, bolt action.  SOOOOOO... not an AK, not even a little.  Well, if you consider them both being Russian make and wood stocks and the same diameter bullet... but holy fark are people pushing this AK / AR / Assault Rifle thing beyond stupid at this point.
 
2013-01-25 04:16:32 PM
I really hope some enterprising prisoners beat the sh*t out of this guy. If only because the gun is ALWAYS LOADED.

/Farking dipshiat.
 
2013-01-25 04:16:50 PM

muck4doo: BunkoSquad: This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?

fark you


See!!!
 
2013-01-25 04:17:27 PM
"The daughter said she wasn't scared because she didn't think the gun was loaded."

So many obituaries contain a similar sentence.
 
2013-01-25 04:17:49 PM

Barracuda: I came here to say "WTF, AK's do not chamber the 7.62x54R round..."

Sounds like the guy bought a Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle of Russian make which has been around since the 1800's.  Fixed magazine, 5 total I think, bolt action.  SOOOOOO... not an AK, not even a little.  Well, if you consider them both being Russian make and wood stocks and the same diameter bullet... but holy fark are people pushing this AK / AR / Assault Rifle thing beyond stupid at this point.


Look here
VVVVVVVVVV

JesusJuice: Sounds like we'd ought to stop talking about banning them and farkING BAN THEM.

 
2013-01-25 04:18:25 PM
Uh, wow, that's the most stupid article I've seen in some time.

An employee of the gun shop confirmed Bartashevitch sold an AK-47 style gun -- specifically a 7.62X54R -- for $150.

There is no "AK-47 style gun" chambered in 7.62x54R.

The fact the gun is 7.62x54R, and cost $150, almost certainly means it was a Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle that hold five rounds, not an AK-47.

Holy shiat, that is a golden article.
 
2013-01-25 04:18:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!


Fortunately cars were not invented solely for taking human life.
 
2013-01-25 04:18:41 PM

Barracuda: I came here to say "WTF, AK's do not chamber the 7.62x54R round..."

Sounds like the guy bought a Mosin Nagant, a bolt action rifle of Russian make which has been around since the 1800's.  Fixed magazine, 5 total I think, bolt action.  SOOOOOO... not an AK, not even a little.  Well, if you consider them both being Russian make and wood stocks and the same diameter bullet... but holy fark are people pushing this AK / AR / Assault Rifle thing beyond stupid at this point.


Indeed. Hobbyists above reduced violence.

alicia-logic.com

Ok, ok. Spray 30 bullets at 2 invaders.

//only way to be sure.
 
2013-01-25 04:19:08 PM
Sounds about right. My dad is one of the "gubmint gon taek mah guns!" people. It's not about protecting your home, a shotgun can do that, it's about making yourself feel strong, or feared. It's about having some power over another human being for these people.

I once watched him hold a gun to my dog's head because it growled at him. Seriously.

/pro-gun
//anti-crazy people with guns
 
2013-01-25 04:19:12 PM
Something isn't right. In the beginning they say he bought a rifle ( because the gub'mint, yeah, whatever, where'd that come from?) yet later they cite the sales receipts of two rifles that he sold, not bought. So.... che?


/it's not a toy you idiot
 
2013-01-25 04:19:16 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Sure, this gets greenlit, yet there's no post about the fifteen different tyrants who tried to overthrow America today but were stopped thanks to a hero with a machine gun.


This gun saved two people's lives.
 
2013-01-25 04:19:25 PM
Ironic that the actions of the people most scared they government is coming for their guns are giving more and more fodder to those that they claim are "comin' fer my guns".

It's a vicious cycle.
 
2013-01-25 04:19:26 PM

GreenAdder: You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?


Can you get me some Skittles?
 
2013-01-25 04:20:50 PM

theorellior: GreenAdder: You guys don't have to hang out in this thread either if you don't want. Anyone want anything at the store?

Can you get me some Skittles?


I'll take an iced tea.
 
2013-01-25 04:21:01 PM

dv-ous: fark. I work with this guy.


Wouldn't it be a shame if he fell out of a window?
 
2013-01-25 04:21:11 PM
Now he's all alone, except for his precious, precious gun.

[shoots out light]
 
2013-01-25 04:21:20 PM

Coco LaFemme: This here is a fine example of someone who is too stupid to own a firearm.  Bought the gun because he thought the "gub'mint" was going to ban it, and pointed it in his daughter's face for bringing home two B's instead of straight A's.

Take THAT man's gun and beat him upside the head with it......then don't give it back.


Oh, he's not getting it back. If convicted he will never be able to own a gun again.
 
2013-01-25 04:21:55 PM
This is why background checks aren't as effective as they could be. People change and sometimes for the worse.
 
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