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Pocket Ninja		2013-01-25 02:14:48 PM

Well, if the daughter (and the mom) had been carrying their own guns, this wouldn't have happened, now would it? He probably only felt empowered to do this because he knew they WEREN'T armed and were therefore easy victims. Remember: an armed society is a polite society. I'm glad we can have situations like this crop up every now and then to serve as just illustrations of that very important point.

Sybarite		2013-01-25 02:14:59 PM

Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

gopher321		2013-01-25 02:17:14 PM

I get the felling this 'Murikin fears a lot of things.

Blues_X		2013-01-25 02:17:30 PM

You can get an AK for just $150?

Apos		2013-01-25 02:22:44 PM

Which means that if she had received a few C's or lower, he would have blown her away.

FOTY material, for sure.

ajgeek		2013-01-25 02:25:33 PM

Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

Asian REDNECK dad. It's the only explanation.

SilentStrider		2013-01-25 02:26:55 PM

ajgeek: Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

Asian REDNECK dad. It's the only explanation.

Name sounds Russian, so he's not a redneck, he's just red.

/aisle seat please.

Lionel Mandrake		2013-01-25 02:28:09 PM

Watch the libbies try to punish this patriot for using second amendment solutions to raise his kids.

Amos Quito		2013-01-25 02:29:15 PM

Fool.

He could have pointed a shotgun or a pistol, but no, it had to be an ASSAULT WEAPON, and now he's on Fark.

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-25 02:31:28 PM

She got two B's? She's just starting to fill out.

Amos Quito		2013-01-25 02:33:26 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Watch the libbies try to punish this patriot for using second amendment solutions to raise his kids.

images2.opticsplanet.com

What a "Second Amendment Solution" might look like

Nadie_AZ		2013-01-25 02:34:19 PM

SilentStrider: ajgeek: Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

Asian REDNECK dad. It's the only explanation.

Name sounds Russian, so he's not a redneck, he's just red.

Better dead than red!

_{/death is a preferable alternative ...}

Amos Quito		2013-01-25 02:34:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She got two B's? She's just starting to fill out.

Heh!

No wonder daddy's nervous.

vpb		2013-01-25 02:36:28 PM

Blues_X: You can get an AK for just $150?

7.62x54R is a type of ammunition.

I think he paid $375 for the AK.

Donnchadha		2013-01-25 02:37:35 PM

Gun Owners of Peace^TM strike again

timujin		2013-01-25 02:41:06 PM

Sybarite: Asian dad?

Kirill Bartashevitch

Hm, nope.

Bartashevitch could be an Asian name.

impaler		2013-01-25 02:41:40 PM

Bartashevitch admitted having a physical confrontation with his wife and daughter, and admitted to pointing the gun at both of them. He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

You know, if we needed to at least pass a licensing exam to get weapon, like we do a car, these guy would know that:
1) A gun is ALWAYS loaded.
2) See # 1
3) Did you see #1 yet? If not, see #1

ManateeGag		2013-01-25 02:43:11 PM

this is why we can't have nice things.

Mugato		2013-01-25 02:43:35 PM

"terroristic"? Didn't even know that was a word.

Was that really terrorism though? Oh right. Everything is terrorism now.

Nadie_AZ		2013-01-25 02:44:42 PM

vpb		2013-01-25 02:45:59 PM

Mugato: "terroristic"? Didn't even know that was a word.

Was that really terrorism though? Oh right. Everything is terrorism now.

Threatening to kill someone is a terroristic threat.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-25 02:50:03 PM

impaler: You know, if we needed to at least pass a licensing exam to get weapon, like we do a car, these guy would know that:
1) A gun is ALWAYS loaded.
2) See # 1
3) Did you see #1 yet? If not, see #1

4) Do you still want to point the gun at someone just to scare them? Don't cause it could be loaded

However a license does not mean that you will get responsible ownership. See car ownership.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-25 02:50:45 PM

Never use an AK on a teenager

/that's what shotguns are for

jchic		2013-01-25 02:53:07 PM

impaler: Bartashevitch admitted having a physical confrontation with his wife and daughter, and admitted to pointing the gun at both of them. He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

You know, if we needed to at least pass a licensing exam to get weapon, like we do a car, these guy would know that:
1) A gun is ALWAYS loaded.
2) See # 1
3) Did you see #1 yet? If not, see #1

So. He grabbed his gun during an argument, and made sure it was not loaded (yes, I know they're all loaded, bear with me) and then pointed it at his wife and daughter? What exactly was the point he was trying to make? The whole reason a gun exists is to shoot something so if you make sure that that gun can't shoot, what, exactly, are you trying to convey by pointing an unloaded gun at someone? If you get one more B I'll load this gun and then shoot you?

rev. dave		2013-01-25 02:53:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Never use an AK on a teenager

/that's what shotguns are for

I thought shotguns were used to force the guy who knocked her up to marry her.

Coco LaFemme		2013-01-25 02:53:21 PM

This here is a fine example of someone who is too stupid to own a firearm. Bought the gun because he thought the "gub'mint" was going to ban it, and pointed it in his daughter's face for bringing home two B's instead of straight A's.

Take THAT man's gun and beat him upside the head with it......then don't give it back.

muck4doo		2013-01-25 02:53:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: impaler: You know, if we needed to at least pass a licensing exam to get weapon, like we do a car, these guy would know that:
1) A gun is ALWAYS loaded.
2) See # 1
3) Did you see #1 yet? If not, see #1

4) Do you still want to point the gun at someone just to scare them? Don't cause it could be loaded

However a license does not mean that you will get responsible ownership. See car ownership.

[img685.imageshack.us image 475x307]

LOL! She must have got lessons from my ex. All she needs is some fast food in her left hand.

Amos Quito		2013-01-25 02:54:10 PM

Mugato: "terroristic"? Didn't even know that was a word.

Was that really terrorism though? Oh right. Everything is terrorism now.

Terrorism is the new black.

muck4doo		2013-01-25 02:55:10 PM

Coco LaFemme: This here is a fine example of someone who is too stupid to own a firearm. Bought the gun because he thought the "gub'mint" was going to ban it, and pointed it in his daughter's face for bringing home two B's instead of straight A's.

Take THAT man's gun and beat him upside the head with it......then don't give it back.

Something tells me he wasn't a straight A student either.

BronyMedic		2013-01-25 02:56:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Never use an AK on a teenager

/that's what shotguns are for

You know, Rock Salt won't really kill you, but it'll sure act as an effective behavioral modifier.

At any rate, and in all seriousness, this is insane. What responsible gun owner, let alone decent human parent, would threaten their OWN CHILD with a rifle. Period. At the very least, it's the basic definition of emotional abuse, and probably an indicator that something else non-kosher is going on in the house.

People like this need to be beat upside the head (Sorry, your rights end where my nose begins logic on this one. You do not have the right to threaten a CHILD with a rifle because of their freakin' report card) and be mandated to seek mental health evaluation and care.

Diogenes		2013-01-25 02:56:42 PM

He said the gun was not loaded and that he checked the chamber before pointing it at them.

As we are all likely to do during a heated, physical exchange.

Amos Quito		2013-01-25 03:00:42 PM

BronyMedic: At any rate, and in all seriousness, this is insane. What responsible gun owner, let alone decent human parent, would threaten their OWN CHILD with a rifle. Period. At the very least, it's the basic definition of emotional abuse, and probably an indicator that something else non-kosher is going on in the house.

You think he's been porking his daughter?

BunkoSquad		2013-01-25 03:02:24 PM

This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?

muck4doo		2013-01-25 03:03:25 PM

BunkoSquad: This society just keeps getting more and more polite, doesn't it?

fark you

vpb		2013-01-25 03:03:50 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus:

However a license does not mean that you will get responsible ownership. See car ownership.

That's why we need to limit the firepower.

thismomentinblackhistory		2013-01-25 03:09:21 PM

Not all gun related products are bad.

www.desertknightnews.com

BronyMedic		2013-01-25 03:13:36 PM

Amos Quito: You think he's been porking his daughter?

Okay. That made me laugh. Bravo, Sir. Bravo.

In all seriousness, coming from someone who sees a lot of abused kids come through, if that dad is willing to threaten his daughter at gunpoint for something, he's willing and probably in the current act of harming her in some other fashion, physically or emotionally. It's not really a stretch to assume or intervene with an investigation.

/wonder how many "falls" she's had in the last 5 years.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-25 03:18:10 PM

vpb: That's why we need to limit the ~~firepower~~.speed.

If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

BronyMedic		2013-01-25 03:19:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

To be fair, it's a lot harder to get an aortic sheer at 20 miles an hour. Or turn a pedestrian into a buff of pink mist.

muck4doo		2013-01-25 03:20:45 PM

BronyMedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

To be fair, it's a lot harder to get an aortic sheer at 20 miles an hour. Or turn a pedestrian into a buff of pink mist.

A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.

Mugato		2013-01-25 03:20:53 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?!

Yes. Especially in emergencies. More so than we need assault rifles.

/not for gun control
//stupid argument

muck4doo		2013-01-25 03:21:40 PM

Mugato: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?!

Yes. Especially in emergencies. More so than we need assault rifles.

/not for gun control
//stupid argument

So government can have them. It's donkey and cart for you.

BronyMedic		2013-01-25 03:23:18 PM

muck4doo: A donkey and cart can do the same job as a truck.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

muck4doo		2013-01-25 03:23:46 PM

Donkey and cart being used in a civilized nation

vpb		2013-01-25 03:24:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: vpb: That's why we need to limit the firepower.speed.

If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

We already do regulate cars. They have to have things like break lights for instance. Cars manufactured after certain dates must have airbags, anti-lock brakes and such.

We need to regulate guns too.

Dimensio		2013-01-25 03:26:35 PM

Amos Quito: Fool.

He could have pointed a shotgun or a pistol, but no, it had to be an ASSAULT WEAPON, and now he's on Fark.

Senator Feinstein's proposal classifies many handgun and shotgun models as "assault weapons".

vpb		2013-01-25 03:26:59 PM

muck4doo:

So government can have them. It's donkey and cart for you.

Well, if you are crazy enough to think you are going to overthrow the government or that anyone would want gun nuts to overthrow the government then you probably shouldn't be trusted with a donkey and cart either.

Diogenes		2013-01-25 03:27:14 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Not all gun related products are bad.

[www.desertknightnews.com image 400x374]

So you say. I was with someone who was rubbing his piece down with that stuff and the damned thing went off in my face!

Dimensio		2013-01-25 03:27:39 PM

vpb: The Stealth Hippopotamus: vpb: That's why we need to limit the firepower.speed.

If no car can go over 20 miles an hour than there would be fewer fatalities. I mean do you really need to go 40 miles an hour?! And while we are at it lets limit the gear ratios on bicycles! We really need to limit those as well. If it will just save one life how could we not?!

We already do regulate cars. They have to have things like break lights for instance. Cars manufactured after certain dates must have airbags, anti-lock brakes and such.

We need to regulate guns too.

What specific automobile models are banned by name?

muck4doo		2013-01-25 03:30:24 PM

vpb: muck4doo:

So government can have them. It's donkey and cart for you.

Well, if you are crazy enough to think you are going to overthrow the government or that anyone would want gun nuts to overthrow the government then you probably shouldn't be trusted with a donkey and cart either.

At least I don't think the donkey needs "break lights".

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