Diogenes: When he was reminded about the proper use of 911, the man became even angrier.Sounds like the lady in question avoided a nice case of date rape.
abhorrent1: I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her./is that weird?//why can't I get a date?
Fark her Friend.....or her MOM if you're really nasty.
tbhouston: but what if she got hurt on the way to the bar..its the only way to explain why she didnt show up!
WhiskeySticks: He should be lucky some guy didn't pick him up at the bus station then take him to a Leafs game. Sure he'll get you drunk, but what comes next...you're gonna need more beer.
ChipNASA: Fark her Friend.....or her MOM if you're really nasty.I, am going to FARK your MOM/linky pops.
AbbeySomeone: Diogenes: When he was reminded about the proper use of 911, the man became even angrier.Sounds like the lady in question avoided a nice case of date rape.My guess is she caught a glimpse of him and stayed in the shadows.
Mock26: abhorrent1: I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her./is that weird?//why can't I get a date?I cannot say that I approve of your plan, but at least you got everything in the correct order. I cannot fault you for that.
Heathen: Personally I would have done a shot of jack, walked up to the first good looking woman and said "I hear your sister farks like a goat." Then I would turn around, pay for my bill and I could leave with the knowledge that I probably messed her night up something fierce trying to figure out what I meant. Then I would go home, take another shot, run one out, fart, and laugh myself to sleep.
Mind of the North Star: People seriously underestimate the "solo mission". Going to the bar alone can work out.
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