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(Sun News Network)   Your date has just stood you up. Do you: A) go home disappointed, B) get drunk at the bar by yourself, or C) call the police?   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 43
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2013-01-25 12:41:38 PM
He should be lucky some guy didn't pick him up at the bus station then take him to a Leafs game. Sure he'll get you drunk, but what comes next...you're gonna need more beer.
 
2013-01-25 01:08:05 PM
D.) All of the above, plus cry yourself to sleep
 
2013-01-25 01:34:52 PM
When he was reminded about the proper use of 911, the man became even angrier.

Sounds like the lady in question avoided a nice case of date rape.
 
2013-01-25 01:37:30 PM
Dumbass woman missed out on a real prize there
 
2013-01-25 01:46:59 PM

Diogenes: When he was reminded about the proper use of 911, the man became even angrier.

Sounds like the lady in question avoided a nice case of date rape.


My guess is she caught a glimpse of him and stayed in the shadows.
 
2013-01-25 02:12:21 PM
His date was diverted by a burglary-in-progress call.
 
2013-01-25 02:28:26 PM
I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her.

/is that weird?
//why can't I get a date?
 
2013-01-25 02:31:15 PM

abhorrent1: I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her.

/is that weird?
//why can't I get a date?


No, that would only be weird if you said 'kill and then rape'...

/wait what?
 
2013-01-25 02:31:17 PM
Heh, when I was single I was stood up at a rate of nearly 2:1 for the broads that showed up. Every single one of them are still single some 3 years later. Funny how that works.
 
2013-01-25 02:32:34 PM

abhorrent1: I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her.

/is that weird?
//why can't I get a date?


I cannot say that I approve of your plan, but at least you got everything in the correct order. I cannot fault you for that.
 
2013-01-25 02:32:36 PM
He should be flattered, he's not even a football player.
 
2013-01-25 02:34:19 PM
People seriously underestimate the "solo mission". Going to the bar alone can work out.
 
2013-01-25 02:34:22 PM
but what if she got hurt on the way to the bar..its the only way to explain why she didnt show up!
 
2013-01-25 02:37:38 PM

Fark her Friend.....or her MOM if you're really nasty.




I, am going to FARK your MOM
/linky pops.
 
2013-01-25 02:38:09 PM
I have this weird feeling he is going to be lonely for a long time as I suspect he would be really controlling and clingy and everyone loves that.
 
2013-01-25 02:38:15 PM
Really,call the police?

I only do that when my drug dealer shorts me.
 
2013-01-25 02:39:33 PM

tbhouston: but what if she got hurt on the way to the bar..its the only way to explain why she didnt show up!


this is pretty much how my brain would work in that situation - flopping between "what if I got stood up" and "what if she's injured". But calling the police would pretty much require proof that she had gotten hurt.
 
2013-01-25 02:39:49 PM
The love bus soon will be making another run.
 
2013-01-25 02:42:38 PM
Guy sounds like a tard, but what if the only reason she didn't show up is because she is hurt, kidnapped, or dead?

That would suck. Maybe calling 911 was the right thing to do if he thought she didn't show because she was in distress.
 
2013-01-25 02:43:58 PM
bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com
 
2013-01-25 02:44:22 PM
Can there be more than one right answer?
 
2013-01-25 02:45:05 PM
It is a verbal contract.
 
2013-01-25 02:45:49 PM
Y'know, if my date stood me up after knowing her online for months/years and we finally both saved enough cash to go somewhere neutral to meet up, and she didn't show, I would call the police, because I'd be worried about her safety, sort of as an fyi, so-and-so might be hurt/broken down on the highway.

Of course, that could also be a good alibi if you're a date-rapist("sorry, officer, didn't see her; I even called you guys, just in case.). ... O.o what?
 
2013-01-25 02:47:33 PM
Personally I would have done a shot of jack, walked up to the first good looking woman and said "I hear your sister farks like a goat." Then I would turn around, pay for my bill and I could leave with the knowledge that I probably messed her night up something fierce trying to figure out what I meant. Then I would go home, take another shot, run one out, fart, and laugh myself to sleep.
 
2013-01-25 02:54:14 PM
Perhaps his lady friend was actually a basement bound 354LB mail man named Doug. You never know who's on the other keyboard.
 
2013-01-25 02:57:06 PM
a woman he met online

All we need to know. Case solved.
 
2013-01-25 02:57:33 PM
B then C?
 
2013-01-25 02:58:05 PM
Getting stood up sucks. It's humiliating and enraging. That having been said, if you get stood up on a first date you've gotten off cheaply - this is a person who would only have wasted your time and caused you grief.

Also, unless the person who stood you up can provide proof that he/she was undergoing emergency surgery or being held captive by terrorists at the time you were supposed to meet up, do NOT give them a second chance.
 
2013-01-25 02:59:12 PM
Sir, is this the woman you met online:

www.everyjoe.com
 
2013-01-25 03:00:42 PM

WhiskeySticks: He should be lucky some guy didn't pick him up at the bus station then take him to a Leafs game. Sure he'll get you drunk, but what comes next...you're gonna need more beer.


Heh. Happens every time I come to this city...
 
2013-01-25 03:02:23 PM
I got stood up once on a first date. We were introduced weirdly by a family member and in hindsight I realized that it was the easiest way out of a uncomfortable situation for her. Oddly enough I didn't have the urge to call the police.
 
2013-01-25 03:04:00 PM

ChipNASA: Fark her Friend.....or her MOM if you're really nasty.


I, am going to FARK your MOM

/linky pops.


OK. That was pretty funny.
 
2013-01-25 03:07:24 PM
I got stood up last Saturday. Was pretty pragmatic about it; I simply resolved that if she didn't show up by the time I finished my beer, I was out, and kept to that resolution. A little embarassing, but not that big a deal.

The next morning, I checked my phone and discovered a message sent at 2:00 AM, in which the girl apologized and claimed that she'd somehow thought we had planned on Sunday.

I think I dodged a bullet there.
 
2013-01-25 03:14:24 PM

AbbeySomeone: Diogenes: When he was reminded about the proper use of 911, the man became even angrier.

Sounds like the lady in question avoided a nice case of date rape.

My guess is she caught a glimpse of him and stayed in the shadows.


That's my guess too. That's why they met at a downtown bus station. Obviously a crowded place so she could duck into the crowd. She saw him, realized his online pictures were 25 years old and didn't want to go out with a fat, old, hairy basement dweller.
 
2013-01-25 03:24:25 PM
d. go home and get drunk, I am not paying bar prices if it's not getting me laid
 
2013-01-25 03:40:18 PM
Approves...

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2013-01-25 03:45:59 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

are not amused.
 
2013-01-25 04:00:04 PM
Slipped her mind
 
2013-01-25 04:23:16 PM
Got stood up once, was embarrassed, got over it 20 minutes later. This guy has serious problems though.
 
2013-01-25 04:38:40 PM

Mock26: abhorrent1: I would hunt her down, then rape and kill her.

/is that weird?
//why can't I get a date?

I cannot say that I approve of your plan, but at least you got everything in the correct order. I cannot fault you for that.


That's the correct order? I wondered why they weren't struggling... I'm doing it wrong...
 
2013-01-25 04:38:50 PM

Heathen: Personally I would have done a shot of jack, walked up to the first good looking woman and said "I hear your sister farks like a goat." Then I would turn around, pay for my bill and I could leave with the knowledge that I probably messed her night up something fierce trying to figure out what I meant. Then I would go home, take another shot, run one out, fart, and laugh myself to sleep.


So, just another Friday night then?
 
2013-01-25 06:19:11 PM

Mind of the North Star: People seriously underestimate the "solo mission". Going to the bar alone can work out.


This.
 
2013-01-25 08:50:55 PM
Being a flake is its own reward.

Also, seeing as it was Canada, what else were the police going to be doing?
 
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