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(19 Action News)   When most people fail their driver's test, they go practice and try again. The girl in this article is not most people   (19actionnews.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-25 03:14:09 PM
7 votes:

Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black

$1 million says your a racist jagoff.


$1 says you're bad at grammar.
2013-01-25 03:17:47 PM
6 votes:

Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black

$1 million says your a racist jagoff.

$1 says you're bad at grammar.


$5 says all 3 of you are right.
2013-01-25 01:19:51 PM
6 votes:
She deserved to fail

/If the kid had been any good at driving, she wouldn't have missed
2013-01-25 03:27:25 PM
4 votes:
i778.photobucket.com
2013-01-25 06:00:04 PM
2 votes:
I used to work at the DMV and my favorite time was eating my lunch near the drive test area. Teenagers and women from other countries were the best.
2013-01-25 04:37:05 PM
2 votes:
She then blamed the mistake on her instructor.

Ah, she's a Republican.

;)
2013-01-25 03:58:27 PM
2 votes:
My only good driving test story...

A friend of mine needed to take his test, and asked to borrow my car. So, i got ride in the back seat to see this.

He did great. Even the parallel parking in one shot. He was golden.
The very last step of the course is a stop sign, then you make a left and park.

As he is approaching the sign, he asks the instructor, "Do I really need to stop here?" "Oh, no... Don't worry about it."

So, he drove through the sign, and promptly failed the test.

Idiot.
2013-01-25 03:44:46 PM
2 votes:

KangTheMad: GanjSmokr: Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black

$1 million says your a racist jagoff.

$1 says you're bad at grammar.

$5 says all 3 of you are right.

A pound of bacon says you're wrong.


I'd have to take that bet just because there's a chance I'd win bacon.
2013-01-25 03:04:57 PM
2 votes:
If she can't even run over a pedestrian she shouldn't have her license anyways.
2013-01-25 07:44:00 PM
1 votes:

lendog: Wteylix: GanjSmokr: Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black

$1 million says your a racist jagoff.

$1 says you're bad at grammar.

$5 says all 3 of you are right.

I will not be taking up this bet.

/First thought was she's black too

I was thinking white and handed everything she ever wanted from her daddy.


It's not an affluent city. The news articles say she lives in Mayfield Hts., she probably lives in an apartment. I took my last drivers test at the same place, I was 38 as I had lived in another state and let that license lapse so I had to take the test again. It's in a shopping plaza, I had to drive around the plaza and park in back, took about 35 seconds. The tester was maybe 21, kind of biatchy but smokin hot. Probably got the gig through relatives, like most of them did.
2013-01-25 06:22:29 PM
1 votes:
My Csb...

In jersey you get your permit automatically by being if age...that's it hit sixteen and they go heres a permit you can drive as long as youre with another licensed driver bada Bing bada boom.
So by the time I go for my real license and test I've been driving for a good while...they have a legit course you drive through and the very first thing is a t intersection so I roll up look both ways and go without stopping. The instructor is dumbfounded...you just ran a stop sign!...n me being a smart ass goes ...well there was no one coming... (On a dmv course built in a parking lot no shiat Sherlock) so for whatever reason he let's me keep going n I get to parallel parking which i suck at...I got in the spot but like three feet away he just goes I think were done...I'm like farkkkk. So we get back round front and he's just shaking his head going why then says that yea passing me anyway
2013-01-25 05:43:53 PM
1 votes:
State police are investigating and plan to contact the woman.

Well good on them.

//passed test first time. Got 2 points off for not looking long enough over my shoulder (which my cop dad told "don't look too long over your shoulder"). Thanks, Dad!
2013-01-25 04:27:04 PM
1 votes:

HelloNeuman: There are no cities in Ohio


That's not true. What about Tiffin River, Fallen Timbers, Wyandot, Commodore Perry, Vermilion Valley, Towpath, Brady's Leap, Glacier Hills, Mahoning Valley, Portage, Great Lakes, Middle Ridge, Erie Islands, Blue Heron, Oak Openings, and Indian Meadow?
2013-01-25 04:23:18 PM
1 votes:

Norfolking Chance: /just you try and pass a Finnish driving test


Because your Finnish before you started!
2013-01-25 03:55:18 PM
1 votes:

r1niceboy: How the hell do you fail a driving test in the US? I had to drive around the block and not cause a fatality. I like to take driving tests in different countries I've stayed in. The Bermuda one was quite practical, the South African was just driving around and not making any manouver more complex than a turn, and the Turkish one was hilariously easy. The British test, on the other hand.... I had a three point turn on a hill like a cliff face, reversing round a corner so sharp you shave with it, parallel parking into a space two yards longer than the length of the car I drove, then it started pouring down so I had to go around a five lane roundabout during rush hour.


Buddy of mine from H.S. failed by slamming on the brakes so hard that the instructor's head hit the dashboard.  That'll do it.

/csb

vudukungfu: One lives in a ritzy neighborhood in SC and one in ritzy neighborhood in VA and when it snows, the neighbor email their grocery lists to them, they go shopping, and get free groceries out of it.
They do know how to drive. Their husbands (Vets, and officers) not so much.


I assume by "vets" you mean veterans, and not animal physicians.  My theory on the direct relationship between the number of idiot drivers and the percentage of military personnel in the area is derived from the assumption that A) the military attracts the dumbest (and by association worst behind the wheel) of us from around the nation and B) subsequently centralizes us into only a few small locations throughout the country.
2013-01-25 03:39:49 PM
1 votes:

r1niceboy: How the hell do you fail a driving test in the US?i>

Hell if I know.

2013-01-25 03:38:24 PM
1 votes:
How the hell do you fail a driving test in the US? I had to drive around the block and not cause a fatality. I like to take driving tests in different countries I've stayed in. The Bermuda one was quite practical, the South African was just driving around and not making any manouver more complex than a turn, and the Turkish one was hilariously easy. The British test, on the other hand.... I had a three point turn on a hill like a cliff face, reversing round a corner so sharp you shave with it, parallel parking into a space two yards longer than the length of the car I drove, then it started pouring down so I had to go around a five lane roundabout during rush hour.
2013-01-25 03:37:00 PM
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: CSB: While studying in London at a school that shared campus space with the London College of Business, I had the chance to sit down with a middle-eastern oil-money (heiress? princess? daughter? was never sure) person. She had a no-joke Hunter Thompson Fear-and-Loathing drug collection suitcase that made her very popular amongst the Americans studying abroad at Regent's College, and I was invited to one of said sessions. Over some of the finest consumables I've ever had, the conversation naturally turned to her opulent lifestyle (she was one of the ones who was upset that the ATM in the lobby would only let her withdraw 1000 GBP/day) and how different things were when money was never, ever, EVER an obstacle to anything she did. Since I'm into cars, and the abundance of $100k cars in the student parking lot was always of great interest to me, I asked her what she drove.

Her: Oh, I don't drive.
Me: Why not? You can afford literally any car in the world; you don't want to?
Her: Not really. My dad offered to buy me a Mercedes SL65 (the V12 TT that ran about $165k) if I attempt my driver's test.
Me; Uh, ATTEMPT? Like, you don't even have to pass it and he'll give you a damn near $200,000 car?
Her: Yeah. Not really interested.
Me: Uh....care to explain why? I'd kill to have a car like that for a DAY.
Her: Well, for one, where I live, you have to take classes for a couple weeks that you can't buy your way out of and they're a pain in the ass and two, I have a man outside, right now, sitting in a Rolls Royce. I pick up my phone, call him, and tell him where I want to go. He's also security, a place-in-line holder, shopping-bag-carrier, and can cook a decent meal if he needs to. So, why would I ever drive myself anywhere when I can ride around in the backseat of a Rolls while texting my friends and drinking a latte, any time, any day, to anywhere? As a bonus, not having to drive myself means I can get as farked up as I want and never have to worry about getting home safely, ...


Sweet Lord. I read the first 2 sentences and the first thing I thought was "Ha, sounds like Regents."

When were you there? I was Spring '09, during the huge snowstorm. Got to see douchy rich Arabs and Russians spin out their fancy cars and hit all the other cars in the parking lot in the snow. The Schadenfreude was delicious.
2013-01-25 03:36:48 PM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: Let's share CSBs on how pathetic our "driving tests" actually were.

Mine? In NH, all that was required at the time was to drive a square mile involving only one stoplight intersection and a single stop sign, then back into a parking space at the DMV. This was at (IIRC) the DMV in Milford.


I got a car when I was 11 years old as a birthday present.
It was a '56 beetle and my dad said I could drive it anywhere on the farm, the only condition was, I had to teach each of my three younger sisters how to drive.

They all had the same final exam: Walk out on the frozen pond, start the cold engine, and then with the bald tires, get it going through the slalom course, and then drive it back straight, do a controlled skid, and a back in park job in the pig pen. All on ice.

They all took their driver's tests in the winter, As they all were born in winter, as was I.
All of us passed first try.
We all had 5 years under our belts, and knew how to check oil, and change tires by then.

One lives in a ritzy neighborhood in SC and one in ritzy neighborhood in VA and when it snows, the neighbor email their grocery lists to them, they go shopping, and get free groceries out of it.
They do know how to drive. Their husbands (Vets, and officers) not so much.
2013-01-25 03:33:34 PM
1 votes:
The instructor said the woman kept yelling, "Why didn't you tell me what I was doing? Where else can I take my test?"

She then blamed the mistake on her instructor. When the instructor got out of the car, the woman tried to run her over. The instructor barely got out of the way


/Its up to YOU to know the traffic laws and rules of driving. It's not the testers job to farking teach you how to drive into a farmers market you twunt. And there is NOWHERE else to take the test. You failed, and now you're going to jail for trying to run over your tester.
2013-01-25 03:28:50 PM
1 votes:
Ohio doesn't have a parallel parking requirement for it's driving test.

The maneuverability test is conducted in two steps. Each step is to be completed in one continuous motion. The examiner will instruct you to steer to the right or left of the point marker.

Step One: You must drive forward through a box (9' by 20') formed by 4 markers. Steer to the right or left of the "point" marker (20' ahead of box in center of course) as directed by the examiner. Steer to a straight ahead course and stop when the rear bumper of your car is even with the "point" marker and generally parallel with the course.

Step Two: From your stopped position at the end of Step One, you must be back past the "point" marker. Straighten your car and back through the box and come to a stop with your front bumper even with the two rear markers and generally parallel with the course. If you stop your vehicle because of striking a marker, you will have to go back to start and begin again (See below).

Step Two Continued: Before the test is complete, your vehicle must be removed from the test area without running over a marker or committing any other dangerous action.

Scoring: Points are deducted for:

Stopping to check progress; minus 5 for each occurrence


Bumping markers; minus 5 for each occurrence


Misjudging stopping distance; minus 5 for each occurrence


Not parallel with test area; minus 10 for each occurrence


Immediate failure=running over or knocking down a marker or other dangerous action.
Passing Score: Applicant will have passed this portion of the examination provided he does not receive a minus score in excess of 25 points.

/Received my DL in Ohio
//Still can't parallel park....
2013-01-25 03:26:15 PM
1 votes:
CSB: While studying in London at a school that shared campus space with the London College of Business, I had the chance to sit down with a middle-eastern oil-money (heiress? princess? daughter? was never sure) person. She had a no-joke Hunter Thompson Fear-and-Loathing drug collection suitcase that made her very popular amongst the Americans studying abroad at Regent's College, and I was invited to one of said sessions. Over some of the finest consumables I've ever had, the conversation naturally turned to her opulent lifestyle (she was one of the ones who was upset that the ATM in the lobby would only let her withdraw 1000 GBP/day) and how different things were when money was never, ever, EVER an obstacle to anything she did. Since I'm into cars, and the abundance of $100k cars in the student parking lot was always of great interest to me, I asked her what she drove.

Her: Oh, I don't drive.
Me: Why not? You can afford literally any car in the world; you don't want to?
Her: Not really. My dad offered to buy me a Mercedes SL65 (the V12 TT that ran about $165k) if I attempt my driver's test.
Me; Uh, ATTEMPT? Like, you don't even have to pass it and he'll give you a damn near $200,000 car?
Her: Yeah. Not really interested.
Me: Uh....care to explain why? I'd kill to have a car like that for a DAY.
Her: Well, for one, where I live, you have to take classes for a couple weeks that you can't buy your way out of and they're a pain in the ass and two, I have a man outside, right now, sitting in a Rolls Royce. I pick up my phone, call him, and tell him where I want to go. He's also security, a place-in-line holder, shopping-bag-carrier, and can cook a decent meal if he needs to. So, why would I ever drive myself anywhere when I can ride around in the backseat of a Rolls while texting my friends and drinking a latte, any time, any day, to anywhere? As a bonus, not having to drive myself means I can get as farked up as I want and never have to worry about getting home safely, OR being accosted by an undesireable.
Me: I suppose you have a point.

/tried to bang her
//she banged some asshole from Jersey instead
///he got sent home early for punching out a window and nearly severing tendons in his arm; confirmed in my mind everything I'd ever heard about kids from Jersey
////best 5 months of my life? Quite possibly.
2013-01-25 03:25:13 PM
1 votes:
I ran a red light on my first driver's test, can you believe they failed me for that? It was an old part of downtown and I thought it was a four way intersection, didn't even see the light.
2013-01-25 03:19:42 PM
1 votes:
Police say a 21-year-old woman tried to run over her instructor with her car after she failed her driving test.

I'm going to need a picture of said woman to pass any judgement.
2013-01-25 03:17:45 PM
1 votes:
How on gods green earth do you fail an American driving test?

If you have the brain power to chew gum and walk at the same time you can pass it.

/just you try and pass a Finnish driving test
//if you can't drift you can't pass
2013-01-25 03:09:54 PM
1 votes:

hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black


$1 million says your a racist jagoff.
2013-01-25 03:05:32 PM
1 votes:
$500 says this girl was black
2013-01-25 01:24:45 PM
1 votes:
 
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