Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black$1 million says your a racist jagoff.
Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black$1 million says your a racist jagoff.$1 says you're bad at grammar.
KangTheMad: GanjSmokr: Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black$1 million says your a racist jagoff.$1 says you're bad at grammar.$5 says all 3 of you are right.A pound of bacon says you're wrong.
lendog: Wteylix: GanjSmokr: Mad Scientist: Marshal805: hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black$1 million says your a racist jagoff.$1 says you're bad at grammar.$5 says all 3 of you are right.I will not be taking up this bet./First thought was she's black tooI was thinking white and handed everything she ever wanted from her daddy.
HelloNeuman: There are no cities in Ohio
Norfolking Chance: /just you try and pass a Finnish driving test
r1niceboy: How the hell do you fail a driving test in the US? I had to drive around the block and not cause a fatality. I like to take driving tests in different countries I've stayed in. The Bermuda one was quite practical, the South African was just driving around and not making any manouver more complex than a turn, and the Turkish one was hilariously easy. The British test, on the other hand.... I had a three point turn on a hill like a cliff face, reversing round a corner so sharp you shave with it, parallel parking into a space two yards longer than the length of the car I drove, then it started pouring down so I had to go around a five lane roundabout during rush hour.
vudukungfu: One lives in a ritzy neighborhood in SC and one in ritzy neighborhood in VA and when it snows, the neighbor email their grocery lists to them, they go shopping, and get free groceries out of it.They do know how to drive. Their husbands (Vets, and officers) not so much.
r1niceboy: How the hell do you fail a driving test in the US?i>Hell if I know.
grinding_journalist: CSB: While studying in London at a school that shared campus space with the London College of Business, I had the chance to sit down with a middle-eastern oil-money (heiress? princess? daughter? was never sure) person. She had a no-joke Hunter Thompson Fear-and-Loathing drug collection suitcase that made her very popular amongst the Americans studying abroad at Regent's College, and I was invited to one of said sessions. Over some of the finest consumables I've ever had, the conversation naturally turned to her opulent lifestyle (she was one of the ones who was upset that the ATM in the lobby would only let her withdraw 1000 GBP/day) and how different things were when money was never, ever, EVER an obstacle to anything she did. Since I'm into cars, and the abundance of $100k cars in the student parking lot was always of great interest to me, I asked her what she drove.Her: Oh, I don't drive.Me: Why not? You can afford literally any car in the world; you don't want to?Her: Not really. My dad offered to buy me a Mercedes SL65 (the V12 TT that ran about $165k) if I attempt my driver's test.Me; Uh, ATTEMPT? Like, you don't even have to pass it and he'll give you a damn near $200,000 car?Her: Yeah. Not really interested.Me: Uh....care to explain why? I'd kill to have a car like that for a DAY.Her: Well, for one, where I live, you have to take classes for a couple weeks that you can't buy your way out of and they're a pain in the ass and two, I have a man outside, right now, sitting in a Rolls Royce. I pick up my phone, call him, and tell him where I want to go. He's also security, a place-in-line holder, shopping-bag-carrier, and can cook a decent meal if he needs to. So, why would I ever drive myself anywhere when I can ride around in the backseat of a Rolls while texting my friends and drinking a latte, any time, any day, to anywhere? As a bonus, not having to drive myself means I can get as farked up as I want and never have to worry about getting home safely, ...
Killer Cars: Let's share CSBs on how pathetic our "driving tests" actually were.Mine? In NH, all that was required at the time was to drive a square mile involving only one stoplight intersection and a single stop sign, then back into a parking space at the DMV. This was at (IIRC) the DMV in Milford.
hbk72777: $500 says this girl was black
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