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(WTOP)   Wait, you mean I wasn't allowed to order my staff to drive me to my sexual trysts with my mistress? That was wrong? I shouldn't have done that?   (wtop.com) divider line 2
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2013-01-25 02:25:14 PM  
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ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true


Wait... some dude with a colostomy bag is banging two women and I'm... I'm...

Damn. WTF is wrong with me?
2013-01-25 03:31:21 PM  
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Ah, Maryland politicians. Nothing has changed in decades. One memorable UVa Pep Band halftime show during an away game at College Park featured some character wearing a black-and-white striped prison suit, dragging a ball and chain out to the mike stand at midfield, as the announcer said, "Ladies and Gentleman, fans of the University of Maryland Terrapins, may I introduce our master of ceremonies for the halftime activities, Governor Marvin Mandel!"

Yeah, they raised a stink, and UVa did eventually apologize. Eventually.
 
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