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2013-01-25 01:55:05 PM
Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy
 
2013-01-25 02:21:10 PM

Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy


"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true
 
2013-01-25 02:22:19 PM

Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy


To be fair, the Arby's bathroom was occupied.
 
2013-01-25 02:23:39 PM
Human gains power.
Human abuses power, other people.

What a shock.
 
2013-01-25 02:25:14 PM

ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true


Wait... some dude with a colostomy bag is banging two women and I'm... I'm...

Damn. WTF is wrong with me?
 
2013-01-25 02:25:30 PM

ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true


http://www.abc2news.com/dpp/news/region/anne_arundel_county_/aa-coun ty -fop-wants-leopold-police-chief-to-step-down
/linky pops for fun with colostomy bag
 
2013-01-25 02:26:23 PM
It's good to be King
 
2013-01-25 02:28:48 PM
LeopoldLeopoldLeopold
*click*
Knew it. And when I say knew it, I mean, they all do this but no one else is stupid enough to get caught.
 
2013-01-25 02:29:42 PM
As people have proved they cannot handle 10 cents worth of power why don't we have paid baby sitter/shadows to keep these folks in line? If two people run in an election one wins and the other gets paid to keep tabs on Winner you know your fearless leader will most probably be on the straight and narrow.

This is why there are Bookkeepers and there are Accountants.
 
2013-01-25 02:33:33 PM
Leopold staffers lost sleep, feared for jobs

Did they see his ghost?
 
2013-01-25 02:38:12 PM
Blech. I am working as a waitress at the moment, but this story makes me feel better about my job.
 
2013-01-25 02:39:25 PM

ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true


He has been great for laughs around here. He also claimed that they needed to help him empty his bags because he couldnt bend over due to back surgery. Then his asst who was heling him saw him after a year of doing this bend over and tie his shoes. What a scumbag.
 
2013-01-25 02:56:23 PM

groppet: ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true

He has been great for laughs around here. He also claimed that they needed to help him empty his bags because he couldnt bend over due to back surgery. Then his asst who was heling him saw him after a year of doing this bend over and tie his shoes. What a scumbag.


He *IS* a Maryland politician after all.

/MoCo, Howard and Baltimore County Baby!!
 
2013-01-25 03:31:21 PM
Ah, Maryland politicians. Nothing has changed in decades. One memorable UVa Pep Band halftime show during an away game at College Park featured some character wearing a black-and-white striped prison suit, dragging a ball and chain out to the mike stand at midfield, as the announcer said, "Ladies and Gentleman, fans of the University of Maryland Terrapins, may I introduce our master of ceremonies for the halftime activities, Governor Marvin Mandel!"

Yeah, they raised a stink, and UVa did eventually apologize. Eventually.
 
2013-01-25 03:58:55 PM
... but enough about Clinton...
 
2013-01-25 04:23:51 PM
If his security detail is assigned to be with him and drive him around, then it doesn't matter what he's doing as long as it is legal. There isn't some kind of morality clause that they only have to escort him to activities they approve of.

Yeah, that's not the only charge from the article. That's just the one subby mentioned.
 
2013-01-25 05:44:12 PM

dv-ous: ChipNASA: Sybarite: Officers are here to protect the citizens, not to protect John Leopold from his two girlfriends at the hospital or in parking lots of bowling alleys to have sex.

Classy

"Oh yeah, I'm busy, can you empty out my colostomy bog while you're at it????"

/google him, not mentioned in this article but it's true

Wait... some dude with a colostomy bag is banging two women and I'm... I'm...

Damn. WTF is wrong with me?


You're not a sociopath willing to do anything to have sex.
 
2013-01-25 07:15:39 PM

Krieghund: If his security detail is assigned to be with him and drive him around, then it doesn't matter what he's doing as long as it is legal work related. There isn't some kind of morality clause that they only have to escort him to activities they approve of.

Yeah, that's not the only charge from the article. That's just the one subby mentioned.


FTFY. They're not his butler/maid/chauffeur.
 
2013-01-25 07:52:21 PM
"Leopold's defense attorneys have said there may have been unusual requests by the county executive, but his actions don't amount to criminal acts. "

How do some of these people sleep at night? Have they completely eradicated their conscience?
 
2013-01-25 09:37:29 PM
Bugs Bunny approves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1V61S PI_w&sns=tw
 
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