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(The Sun)   AW spends taxpayers money on nearly 300,000 fake followers to boost his profile on Twitter. Because one must be famous (pics will explain everything)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-01-25 01:08:23 PM
Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.
 
2013-01-25 01:08:39 PM
WTF is that thing?
 
2013-01-25 01:17:41 PM
That's the face of a future mass murderer.
 
2013-01-25 01:20:01 PM
I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.
 
2013-01-25 01:23:44 PM
Is that what the gay kid from Glee would look like if he didn't have any talent?
 
2013-01-25 01:42:12 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.


Why do you hate Tin Tin?
 
2013-01-25 01:46:11 PM
The picture captioned "Unemployed" says more than everything else in the article.
 
2013-01-25 01:46:30 PM

Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.


^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!
 
2013-01-25 01:46:41 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.



Some folks need punching.
 
2013-01-25 01:47:03 PM

Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.


t1.gstatic.com

Yeah, we had our own version here in Canada. Luka Rocco Magnotta. Crazy f*cking narcissistic nut job.
 
2013-01-25 01:47:24 PM
He can be famous for going to jail for fraud.

/knows nothing about being on the dole in the UK
 
2013-01-25 01:47:42 PM
I'm thinking that kid might be a little gay. Someone should tell him.
 
2013-01-25 01:48:05 PM
I'm thinking future child molester. Creep-face.
 
2013-01-25 01:48:10 PM
That picture nearly made me throw up my gas station chef salad.
 
2013-01-25 01:49:25 PM
So, if he gets a job from this exposure....Is he still a bad person?
 
2013-01-25 01:49:25 PM
I believe this is exactly what the British term wanker was invented for.


Sheesh...
 
2013-01-25 01:49:57 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...
 
2013-01-25 01:49:59 PM

indarwinsshadow: Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.

[t1.gstatic.com image 280x180]

Yeah, we had our own version here in Canada. Luka Rocco Magnotta. Crazy f*cking narcissistic nut job.


Ironically, I would watch the movie if they made one about him.  Reminds me a bit of the guy who killed Versace.
 
2013-01-25 01:50:29 PM

Shostie: Is that what the gay kid from Glee would look like if he didn't have any talent?


I thought that was all of them.
 
2013-01-25 01:51:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm thinking that kid might be a little gay. Someone should tell him.


A little?
 
2013-01-25 01:51:16 PM
Either he is unaccustomed to applying nail polish or he needs to color better with Sharpies.

/not just for eyebrows anymore
 
2013-01-25 01:52:49 PM
Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.
 
2013-01-25 01:53:03 PM
Well, you're now Fark famous. For being a massive douche bag. Enjoy!
 
2013-01-25 01:54:52 PM

UsikFark: Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.


Ice Road Suckers?
 
2013-01-25 01:54:58 PM

Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.


Heh, glad to see this was pointed out and in the Boobies even. Instead of just using the money to simply exist, he invested it in an idea. An idea that seems to have worked.
 
2013-01-25 01:55:18 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-25 01:55:20 PM
Oh my God, it's not an Onion article. When I read it I was SURE it had to be a parody piece. No REAL human being could be this inane and useless. clearly, I overestimated humanity again.

Now that the waste of skin has had his 15 minutes of fame, I hope he drifts back into oblivion.
 
2013-01-25 01:55:30 PM
He's no different than most teenage girls.
 
2013-01-25 01:56:07 PM

oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...


web.mit.edu
 
2013-01-25 01:56:18 PM
The SUN is conservative rubbish where they make up shiat........its like the onion but people don't realize its fake.
 
2013-01-25 01:56:31 PM

Badafuco: Well, you're now Fark famous. For being a massive douche bag. Enjoy!


cache.gawker.com
Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.
 
2013-01-25 01:56:57 PM

Brubold: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

Heh, glad to see this was pointed out and in the Boobies even. Instead of just using the money to simply exist, he invested it in an idea. An idea that seems to have worked.


Wow, the filterpwn is working overtime today.
 
2013-01-25 01:57:49 PM
He said: "All I want to be is famous. And I don't care how. Ideally, I'd like to be the next big reality TV star."

Ok I think that is all the reason we need to kill him and turn him into fertilizer. So he dropped out of nursing school to become "famous"? Good job kid itll work out fine for you.
 
2013-01-25 01:58:41 PM

blatz514: UsikFark: Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.

Ice Road Suckers?


Sounds hard.
 
2013-01-25 01:59:07 PM

unchellmatt: oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...

[web.mit.edu image 850x639]


media.animevice.com
 
2013-01-25 02:00:05 PM
He looks like Honey Boo Boo's soul mate to me.
 
2013-01-25 02:01:50 PM

oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...


i have a suspicion that this picture might become a regular on fark
 
2013-01-25 02:02:48 PM

UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.


That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.
 
2013-01-25 02:04:13 PM
When does he start on his BBC talk show?


venturefans.org
It's completely gay. That is coming from a guy that voluntarily has sex with men!
 
2013-01-25 02:04:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [imageshack.us image 800x760]


That is evil.

/thanks for not rotating.
 
2013-01-25 02:04:23 PM
"I want to be on celebrity big brother"


This kid, may be the dumbest person on the planet. I really dont know what to say, but im fairly certain the government should intervene, and STOP GIVING HIM MONEY.
 
2013-01-25 02:05:00 PM
Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.
 
2013-01-25 02:06:08 PM
Is the 329th trimester too late for his "mum" to have an abortion?
 
2013-01-25 02:07:32 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.


So what you're trying to say is that you would hit it?
 
2013-01-25 02:08:06 PM
Reminds me of someone:
img560.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-25 02:08:24 PM

halleyscomet: Oh my God, it's not an Onion article. When I read it I was SURE it had to be a parody piece. No REAL human being could be this inane and useless


But enough about the Kardashians.
 
2013-01-25 02:08:46 PM
"I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me.

No, that is exactly what will stop you.
 
2013-01-25 02:10:41 PM
He's got some pretty lips though!
 
2013-01-25 02:11:12 PM

toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.



Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.
 
2013-01-25 02:11:47 PM

billybobtoo: He's got some pretty lips though!


He's a cute little pink-mouthed manbud.

/obscure
 
2013-01-25 02:12:16 PM

fireclown: UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.


Not really... it's like 500 bucks. Almost anyone people could do that photo if they went to the bank before rent is due.
 
2013-01-25 02:12:34 PM

toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


If Hell was real, I'd be going there for laughing.
 
2013-01-25 02:12:46 PM
Has Mick Jaggers lips. Is he missing his lips?
 
2013-01-25 02:13:20 PM
Boy you got a purty mouth....

llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2013-01-25 02:13:27 PM
I know it's lazy, but I'm going to recycle a post I made in the thread a few days ago about a 14 year old shooting a lady dead over a cigarette:

Gas Chamber. Next!
 
2013-01-25 02:13:42 PM
Ask the kartrashians. They'll tell you all about how to get famous without doing anything.
 
2013-01-25 02:14:25 PM
I bet he is much more interesting than a Kardashian.
 
2013-01-25 02:15:04 PM
Fabulous
 
2013-01-25 02:18:11 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [imageshack.us image 800x760]


...that's going to haunt my dreams.
 
2013-01-25 02:22:26 PM

ProfessorOhki: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!


He's just about to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention. Just go pop some popcorn and sit back.
 
2013-01-25 02:22:44 PM

FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.


Well, that's okay, as long as Natalie Portman is safe.

This guy would have been sent to the eastern front fairly quickly, blonde or not.
 
2013-01-25 02:23:42 PM

Quinzy: fireclown: UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.

Not really... it's like 500 bucks. Almost anyone people could do that photo if they went to the bank before rent is due.


It's $600.00. Those picture came out right after that $600.00 "stimulus check" that GW Bush had sent out. (And someone counted it all up IIRC.)
 
2013-01-25 02:26:02 PM
What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.
 
2013-01-25 02:33:11 PM

WeenerGord: What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.


Sausage casings?
 
2013-01-25 02:34:15 PM

Rich Cream: "I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me.

No, that is exactly what will stop you.


He wants to be a reality star. None of those are pre-requisites.
 
2013-01-25 02:34:30 PM
Wants to get famous and doesnt care how? Become the next Mr. Hands, for everyone's sake.
 
2013-01-25 02:35:11 PM
It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.
 
2013-01-25 02:36:24 PM
See what happens in Fartbongo's Amurika!
 
2013-01-25 02:37:22 PM
Vapid douche-bag
 
2013-01-25 02:38:42 PM
You can get a thousand twitter followers for £1? What a deal!
 
2013-01-25 02:39:14 PM

LavenderWolf: ProfessorOhki: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!

He's just about to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention. Just go pop some popcorn and sit back.


I dunno, I looked at this fool's Twitter, he's still rampantly self promoting, linking to the Sun article, and tweeting at people with tons of followers in the hopes they mention him back and drive more traffic his way. Say what you will about AW's, but if there's one thing it's good at, it's being opportunistic.

/Just watch
//He'll have a 'fragrance' by 2017
 
2013-01-25 02:45:55 PM

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.


You forgot Canada

campusbasement.com
 
2013-01-25 02:49:45 PM
I knew Conan was desperate, but I didn't realize he was this bad off. So sad.
 
2013-01-25 02:50:45 PM

Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.


Probably a serial killer. We play the long game and it pays off with bigger fame.
 
2013-01-25 02:51:20 PM

alabasterblack: Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.

Probably a serial killer. We They play the long game and it pays off with bigger fame.


...
 
2013-01-25 02:51:38 PM

bighairyguy: Reminds me of someone:
[img560.imageshack.us image 316x316]


Me, too:
sleevage.com
 
2013-01-25 03:13:48 PM
He's smart to hide in the house. The local pimp would have him blowing lorry drivers so fast his puckered bum would spin.
 
2013-01-25 03:16:08 PM

UsikFark: WeenerGord: What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.

Sausage casings?



Temporary ones.
 
2013-01-25 03:24:48 PM
Nuclear Weapons grade F*ckwit. Or Final Boss of the Internets. I can't decide.
 
2013-01-25 03:30:09 PM

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.



Instead of wasting time hating on small fry like this guy, might want to look at the very few media conglomerates who are the ones deciding that this is what you should see. No doubt it is a plot to make the whole world dumber.
 
2013-01-25 03:31:58 PM
A bullet and his head need to meet
 
2013-01-25 03:35:42 PM
Gunther Hessenheffer has really let himself go...BAYYBEEE!!!
www.family.ca
 
2013-01-25 03:48:50 PM
Quickly everyone, vote Republican! Cut entitlements! Throw your parents and grandparents out in the snow! It's the only way to prevent Rupert Murdoch from digging up more assholes in Britain!
 
2013-01-25 03:51:01 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.


Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser....
 
2013-01-25 03:52:49 PM

dv-ous: FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.

Well, that's okay, as long as Natalie Portman is safe.

This guy would have been sent to the eastern front fairly quickly, blonde or not.


The Nazis killed homosexuals too, didn't they? I know it's speculation (because I didn't read TFA), but this dude would not likely have escaped just because he's got blue eyes and (potentially) blonde hair.
 
2013-01-25 04:01:21 PM
Why has no one yet posted about this AW's farked-up eyes?

/disappointed
 
2013-01-25 04:04:49 PM
Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.
 
2013-01-25 04:13:38 PM

madcan34: Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.


It used to require good looks and talent. Then the Real World thing happened. I would like to know what talent you perceive in any of the cast of Jersey Shore?
 
2013-01-25 04:15:03 PM

blatz514: I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.

You forgot Canada

[campusbasement.com image 850x637]


How the hell'd we wind up like this?
 
2013-01-25 04:16:36 PM
Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.
 
2013-01-25 04:24:25 PM

crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.


Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.
 
2013-01-25 04:28:26 PM
First thing I thought of...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-25 04:29:59 PM

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


That's a little harsh. I would go with...

"i hope you have to work a soul crushing job flipping burgers and mopping piss off the bathroom floor on the graveyard shift at whatever fast food place would put up with your stupidity."
 
2013-01-25 04:30:43 PM
Guy blows the equivalent of $475 on something dumb. Cue the outrage.

/If you don't want people on the dole to occasionally spend money on stupid things, don't give them cash
 
2013-01-25 04:41:24 PM

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


Ew, that's disgusting: lb. shouldn't be pluralized.
 
2013-01-25 04:42:07 PM

FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.


Hitler wasn't all about race. Some of the inmates at concentration camps, especially in the early days, were classified as "asocials." They were "Aryan," but they were also petty criminals, prostitutes, and the "work-shy." The way they determined who belonged in these categories was often very farked up and a complete travesty of justice, which is probably inevitable, but I do understand the feeling behind it, even if I don't approve.
 
2013-01-25 04:43:10 PM
at a cost of nearly £300

Shut. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
 
2013-01-25 04:47:07 PM

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


Clearly we need better laxative control laws if this kind of violence is rampant amongst us.
 
2013-01-25 05:06:44 PM

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.


Depends on who you talk to.
 
2013-01-25 05:09:03 PM

madcan34: Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.


I blame all of this on "reality TV" and shiatty, indulgent parents.
 
2013-01-25 05:23:48 PM
England needs more gun violence for this reason.

/window seat please.
 
2013-01-25 05:28:42 PM

jehovahs witness protection: WTF is that thing?


This x 10
 
2013-01-25 05:32:15 PM

blatz514: I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.

You forgot Canada


Well I HAD forgotten about Nickelback. Thanks for reminding me, jerk.

;-)

Though truthfully, my issue isn't with bands like Nickelback. I may dislike their music but at least they're doing *something* besides being famous for the sake of being famous.
 
2013-01-25 05:36:23 PM
You know what's farked up, if he keeps doing this and news outlets keep giving him attention, he'll probably get his 15 minutes. And at minute 16 he'll blow his brains out.
 
2013-01-25 05:52:35 PM
No abilities, no talent, looks weird, really nothing but a desire to be famous. He could try Hollywood, they have a demand for that sort of people.
 
2013-01-25 06:16:38 PM
That girl has issues.

Seriously...how many red flags does this set off?
 
2013-01-25 06:35:30 PM
Whatever it is, I'm positive it has a strong odor...
 
2013-01-25 06:42:19 PM

DreamSnipers: No abilities, no talent, looks weird, really nothing but a desire to be famous. He could try Hollywood, they have a demand for that sort of people.


They have a huge, huge surplus of those sort of people. In fact most people who go there who have actual talent wind up going home. The reality show thing is like winning the lottery.
 
2013-01-25 06:56:47 PM

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


*applause*

Oh man, what an awful way to die.

But seriously. Anyone else notice he lives with his unemployed mother? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

WASTE. OF. SPACE.
 
2013-01-25 07:13:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: mooseyfate: crotchgrabber:

But seriously. Anyone else notice he lives with his unemployed mother? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

WASTE. OF. SPACE.


I know, right? There's alot of gold in the last section:

- "I hardly ever go out - my life is online, trying to make it big."
- "I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me."
- "I've been dreaming of this since I was 16, and nothing will stop me."
[he's 19]
- Kieran, who lives with his unemployed mum Kelly Miller, 37, says his goal is to be like Real Housewives Of New Jersey star Danielle Staub.
- "I want to be famous more than anything else."
- ...describes himself as a TV personality despite having made only one on-screen appearance on a youth politics show four years ago.
- He said: "I spend hours looking at star websites, applying for all the reality jobs I can find."
- "I really want to get on Celebrity Big Brother. I'd be great at it, and people would love me."
- "I'm not really looking for work. I put all my efforts into becoming famous."


/facepalm x1000000
 
2013-01-25 09:09:52 PM
I think we all can tell he's headed for the big time.
 
2013-01-25 09:36:58 PM
FTFA: Lad blows dole handouts on buying fake Twitter followers

From the look of him, that's not the only thing he blows.
 
2013-01-26 01:14:03 AM
He needs a tat of a vagina cause that's all he's gonna get
 
2013-01-26 05:18:32 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

That's a lot of freakin Root Beer~
 
2013-01-26 08:55:28 AM
He is the only gay in the villiage?
 
2013-01-26 10:40:12 AM
I think he has a chance for fame. That is, If ITV or BBC launch a show called Britain's Got Vain Pouty Twatfaced Narcissist Talentless Tits.
 
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