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(The Sun)   AW spends taxpayers money on nearly 300,000 fake followers to boost his profile on Twitter. Because one must be famous (pics will explain everything)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-01-25 05:23:48 PM
England needs more gun violence for this reason.

/window seat please.
 
2013-01-25 05:28:42 PM

jehovahs witness protection: WTF is that thing?


This x 10
 
2013-01-25 05:32:15 PM

blatz514: I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.

You forgot Canada


Well I HAD forgotten about Nickelback. Thanks for reminding me, jerk.

;-)

Though truthfully, my issue isn't with bands like Nickelback. I may dislike their music but at least they're doing *something* besides being famous for the sake of being famous.
 
2013-01-25 05:36:23 PM
You know what's farked up, if he keeps doing this and news outlets keep giving him attention, he'll probably get his 15 minutes. And at minute 16 he'll blow his brains out.
 
2013-01-25 05:52:35 PM
No abilities, no talent, looks weird, really nothing but a desire to be famous. He could try Hollywood, they have a demand for that sort of people.
 
2013-01-25 06:16:38 PM
That girl has issues.

Seriously...how many red flags does this set off?
 
2013-01-25 06:35:30 PM
Whatever it is, I'm positive it has a strong odor...
 
2013-01-25 06:42:19 PM

DreamSnipers: No abilities, no talent, looks weird, really nothing but a desire to be famous. He could try Hollywood, they have a demand for that sort of people.


They have a huge, huge surplus of those sort of people. In fact most people who go there who have actual talent wind up going home. The reality show thing is like winning the lottery.
 
2013-01-25 06:56:47 PM

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


*applause*

Oh man, what an awful way to die.

But seriously. Anyone else notice he lives with his unemployed mother? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

WASTE. OF. SPACE.
 
2013-01-25 07:13:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: mooseyfate: crotchgrabber:

But seriously. Anyone else notice he lives with his unemployed mother? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

WASTE. OF. SPACE.


I know, right? There's alot of gold in the last section:

- "I hardly ever go out - my life is online, trying to make it big."
- "I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me."
- "I've been dreaming of this since I was 16, and nothing will stop me."
[he's 19]
- Kieran, who lives with his unemployed mum Kelly Miller, 37, says his goal is to be like Real Housewives Of New Jersey star Danielle Staub.
- "I want to be famous more than anything else."
- ...describes himself as a TV personality despite having made only one on-screen appearance on a youth politics show four years ago.
- He said: "I spend hours looking at star websites, applying for all the reality jobs I can find."
- "I really want to get on Celebrity Big Brother. I'd be great at it, and people would love me."
- "I'm not really looking for work. I put all my efforts into becoming famous."


/facepalm x1000000
 
2013-01-25 09:09:52 PM
I think we all can tell he's headed for the big time.
 
2013-01-25 09:36:58 PM
FTFA: Lad blows dole handouts on buying fake Twitter followers

From the look of him, that's not the only thing he blows.
 
2013-01-26 01:14:03 AM
He needs a tat of a vagina cause that's all he's gonna get
 
2013-01-26 05:18:32 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

That's a lot of freakin Root Beer~
 
2013-01-26 08:55:28 AM
He is the only gay in the villiage?
 
2013-01-26 10:40:12 AM
I think he has a chance for fame. That is, If ITV or BBC launch a show called Britain's Got Vain Pouty Twatfaced Narcissist Talentless Tits.
 
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