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(The Sun)   AW spends taxpayers money on nearly 300,000 fake followers to boost his profile on Twitter. Because one must be famous (pics will explain everything)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-01-25 02:12:16 PM  

fireclown: UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.


Not really... it's like 500 bucks. Almost anyone people could do that photo if they went to the bank before rent is due.
 
2013-01-25 02:12:34 PM  

toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


If Hell was real, I'd be going there for laughing.
 
2013-01-25 02:12:46 PM  
Has Mick Jaggers lips. Is he missing his lips?
 
2013-01-25 02:13:20 PM  
Boy you got a purty mouth....

llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2013-01-25 02:13:27 PM  
I know it's lazy, but I'm going to recycle a post I made in the thread a few days ago about a 14 year old shooting a lady dead over a cigarette:

Gas Chamber. Next!
 
2013-01-25 02:13:42 PM  
Ask the kartrashians. They'll tell you all about how to get famous without doing anything.
 
2013-01-25 02:14:25 PM  
I bet he is much more interesting than a Kardashian.
 
2013-01-25 02:15:04 PM  
Fabulous
 
2013-01-25 02:18:11 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [imageshack.us image 800x760]


...that's going to haunt my dreams.
 
2013-01-25 02:22:26 PM  

ProfessorOhki: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!


He's just about to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention. Just go pop some popcorn and sit back.
 
2013-01-25 02:22:44 PM  

FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.


Well, that's okay, as long as Natalie Portman is safe.

This guy would have been sent to the eastern front fairly quickly, blonde or not.
 
2013-01-25 02:23:42 PM  

Quinzy: fireclown: UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.

Not really... it's like 500 bucks. Almost anyone people could do that photo if they went to the bank before rent is due.


It's $600.00. Those picture came out right after that $600.00 "stimulus check" that GW Bush had sent out. (And someone counted it all up IIRC.)
 
2013-01-25 02:26:02 PM  
What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.
 
2013-01-25 02:33:11 PM  

WeenerGord: What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.


Sausage casings?
 
2013-01-25 02:34:15 PM  

Rich Cream: "I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me.

No, that is exactly what will stop you.


He wants to be a reality star. None of those are pre-requisites.
 
2013-01-25 02:34:30 PM  
Wants to get famous and doesnt care how? Become the next Mr. Hands, for everyone's sake.
 
2013-01-25 02:35:11 PM  
It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.
 
2013-01-25 02:36:24 PM  
See what happens in Fartbongo's Amurika!
 
2013-01-25 02:37:22 PM  
Vapid douche-bag
 
2013-01-25 02:38:42 PM  
You can get a thousand twitter followers for £1? What a deal!
 
2013-01-25 02:39:14 PM  

LavenderWolf: ProfessorOhki: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!

He's just about to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention. Just go pop some popcorn and sit back.


I dunno, I looked at this fool's Twitter, he's still rampantly self promoting, linking to the Sun article, and tweeting at people with tons of followers in the hopes they mention him back and drive more traffic his way. Say what you will about AW's, but if there's one thing it's good at, it's being opportunistic.

/Just watch
//He'll have a 'fragrance' by 2017
 
2013-01-25 02:45:55 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.


You forgot Canada

campusbasement.com
 
2013-01-25 02:49:45 PM  
I knew Conan was desperate, but I didn't realize he was this bad off. So sad.
 
2013-01-25 02:50:45 PM  

Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.


Probably a serial killer. We play the long game and it pays off with bigger fame.
 
2013-01-25 02:51:20 PM  

alabasterblack: Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.

Probably a serial killer. We They play the long game and it pays off with bigger fame.


...
 
2013-01-25 02:51:38 PM  

bighairyguy: Reminds me of someone:
[img560.imageshack.us image 316x316]


Me, too:
sleevage.com
 
2013-01-25 03:13:48 PM  
He's smart to hide in the house. The local pimp would have him blowing lorry drivers so fast his puckered bum would spin.
 
2013-01-25 03:16:08 PM  

UsikFark: WeenerGord: What's with the damn fat lips everywhere?

I'm sure he could get work putting those lips to good use, especially in England.

Sausage casings?



Temporary ones.
 
2013-01-25 03:24:48 PM  
Nuclear Weapons grade F*ckwit. Or Final Boss of the Internets. I can't decide.
 
2013-01-25 03:30:09 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.



Instead of wasting time hating on small fry like this guy, might want to look at the very few media conglomerates who are the ones deciding that this is what you should see. No doubt it is a plot to make the whole world dumber.
 
2013-01-25 03:31:58 PM  
A bullet and his head need to meet
 
2013-01-25 03:35:42 PM  
Gunther Hessenheffer has really let himself go...BAYYBEEE!!!
www.family.ca
 
2013-01-25 03:48:50 PM  
Quickly everyone, vote Republican! Cut entitlements! Throw your parents and grandparents out in the snow! It's the only way to prevent Rupert Murdoch from digging up more assholes in Britain!
 
2013-01-25 03:51:01 PM  

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.


Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser. Pow! Right in the kisser....
 
2013-01-25 03:52:49 PM  

dv-ous: FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.

Well, that's okay, as long as Natalie Portman is safe.

This guy would have been sent to the eastern front fairly quickly, blonde or not.


The Nazis killed homosexuals too, didn't they? I know it's speculation (because I didn't read TFA), but this dude would not likely have escaped just because he's got blue eyes and (potentially) blonde hair.
 
2013-01-25 04:01:21 PM  
Why has no one yet posted about this AW's farked-up eyes?

/disappointed
 
2013-01-25 04:04:49 PM  
Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.
 
2013-01-25 04:13:38 PM  

madcan34: Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.


It used to require good looks and talent. Then the Real World thing happened. I would like to know what talent you perceive in any of the cast of Jersey Shore?
 
2013-01-25 04:15:03 PM  

blatz514: I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.

You forgot Canada

[campusbasement.com image 850x637]


How the hell'd we wind up like this?
 
2013-01-25 04:16:36 PM  
Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.
 
2013-01-25 04:24:25 PM  

crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.


Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.
 
2013-01-25 04:28:26 PM  
First thing I thought of...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-25 04:29:59 PM  

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


That's a little harsh. I would go with...

"i hope you have to work a soul crushing job flipping burgers and mopping piss off the bathroom floor on the graveyard shift at whatever fast food place would put up with your stupidity."
 
2013-01-25 04:30:43 PM  
Guy blows the equivalent of $475 on something dumb. Cue the outrage.

/If you don't want people on the dole to occasionally spend money on stupid things, don't give them cash
 
2013-01-25 04:41:24 PM  

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


Ew, that's disgusting: lb. shouldn't be pluralized.
 
2013-01-25 04:42:07 PM  

FarkinHostile: toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.


Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.


Hitler wasn't all about race. Some of the inmates at concentration camps, especially in the early days, were classified as "asocials." They were "Aryan," but they were also petty criminals, prostitutes, and the "work-shy." The way they determined who belonged in these categories was often very farked up and a complete travesty of justice, which is probably inevitable, but I do understand the feeling behind it, even if I don't approve.
 
2013-01-25 04:43:10 PM  
at a cost of nearly £300

Shut. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
 
2013-01-25 04:47:07 PM  

mooseyfate: crotchgrabber: Has anyone let this little twitterbator about this thread? I don't twit.

Well, if someone does and he decides to read this thread:

I hope you die pinned beneath the quivering, sweaty asscheeks of Rosie O'Donnell after she wolfed down a 1 lbs. bag of laxatives like they were gummy bears.


Clearly we need better laxative control laws if this kind of violence is rampant amongst us.
 
2013-01-25 05:06:44 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: It's pathetic how in our (US and UK) modern pop culture, people are rewarded with fame and money for no discernible talent, no contributions to the world, nothing. Meanwhile, scientists who may actually, y'know, cure cancer or discover the next big tech advancement are fighting for funding and recognition. Pathetic.


Depends on who you talk to.
 
2013-01-25 05:09:03 PM  

madcan34: Sadly there are simply way too many entitled kids who fully believe that they should be famous simply because they want to be.

No talent, no skills, no personality, no redeeming personal values whatsoever, yet they still believe they deserve to be famous.

"I want it, so I should have it."

I would work for free if I could get a job which would allow me to beat each and every one of them.


I blame all of this on "reality TV" and shiatty, indulgent parents.
 
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