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		AW spends taxpayers money on nearly 300,000 fake followers to boost his profile on Twitter. Because one must be famous (pics will explain everything) (thesun.co.uk)		116
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Pocket Ninja		2013-01-25 01:08:23 PM

Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

jehovahs witness protection		2013-01-25 01:08:39 PM

WTF is that thing?

Tarkus		2013-01-25 01:17:41 PM

That's the face of a future mass murderer.

Nabb1		2013-01-25 01:20:01 PM

I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.

Shostie		2013-01-25 01:23:44 PM

Is that what the gay kid from Glee would look like if he didn't have any talent?

Diogenes		2013-01-25 01:42:12 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.

Why do you hate Tin Tin?

cgraves67		2013-01-25 01:46:11 PM

The picture captioned "Unemployed" says more than everything else in the article.

ProfessorOhki		2013-01-25 01:46:30 PM

Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

^ Seriously. We'll put his pictures everywhere! That'll show him to not look for attention!

FarkinHostile		2013-01-25 01:46:41 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.

Some folks need punching.

indarwinsshadow		2013-01-25 01:47:03 PM

Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.

t1.gstatic.com

Yeah, we had our own version here in Canada. Luka Rocco Magnotta. Crazy f*cking narcissistic nut job.

PluckYew		2013-01-25 01:47:24 PM

He can be famous for going to jail for fraud.

/knows nothing about being on the dole in the UK

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-25 01:47:42 PM

I'm thinking that kid might be a little gay. Someone should tell him.

arghyematey		2013-01-25 01:48:05 PM

I'm thinking future child molester. Creep-face.

deanis		2013-01-25 01:48:10 PM

That picture nearly made me throw up my gas station chef salad.

Infernalist		2013-01-25 01:49:25 PM

So, if he gets a job from this exposure....Is he still a bad person?

Habitual Cynic		2013-01-25 01:49:25 PM

I believe this is exactly what the British term wanker was invented for.

Sheesh...

oldfarthenry		2013-01-25 01:49:57 PM

We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...

Diogenes		2013-01-25 01:49:59 PM

indarwinsshadow: Tarkus: That's the face of a future mass murderer.

[t1.gstatic.com image 280x180]

Yeah, we had our own version here in Canada. Luka Rocco Magnotta. Crazy f*cking narcissistic nut job.

Ironically, I would watch the movie if they made one about him. Reminds me a bit of the guy who killed Versace.

mootmah		2013-01-25 01:50:29 PM

Shostie: Is that what the gay kid from Glee would look like if he didn't have any talent?

I thought that was all of them.

ChrisDe		2013-01-25 01:51:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm thinking that kid might be a little gay. Someone should tell him.

A little?

Rich Cream		2013-01-25 01:51:16 PM

Either he is unaccustomed to applying nail polish or he needs to color better with Sharpies.

/not just for eyebrows anymore

UsikFark		2013-01-25 01:52:49 PM

Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.

Badafuco		2013-01-25 01:53:03 PM

Well, you're now Fark famous. For being a massive douche bag. Enjoy!

blatz514		2013-01-25 01:54:52 PM

UsikFark: Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.

Ice Road Suckers?

Brubold		2013-01-25 01:54:58 PM

Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

Heh, glad to see this was pointed out and in the Boobies even. Instead of just using the money to simply exist, he invested it in an idea. An idea that seems to have worked.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-25 01:55:18 PM

halleyscomet		2013-01-25 01:55:20 PM

Oh my God, it's not an Onion article. When I read it I was SURE it had to be a parody piece. No REAL human being could be this inane and useless. clearly, I overestimated humanity again.

Now that the waste of skin has had his 15 minutes of fame, I hope he drifts back into oblivion.

unfarkingbelievable		2013-01-25 01:55:30 PM

He's no different than most teenage girls.

unchellmatt		2013-01-25 01:56:07 PM

oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...

web.mit.edu

Citrate1007		2013-01-25 01:56:18 PM

The SUN is conservative rubbish where they make up shiat........its like the onion but people don't realize its fake.

UsikFark		2013-01-25 01:56:31 PM

Badafuco: Well, you're now Fark famous. For being a massive douche bag. Enjoy!

cache.gawker.com

Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

blatz514		2013-01-25 01:56:57 PM

Brubold: Pocket Ninja: Actually, between being profiled on the Sun and making the main page of Fark, I'd say he's doing a reasonable job. Maybe you should inquire about being his press agent, subby.

Heh, glad to see this was pointed out and in the Boobies even. Instead of just using the money to simply exist, he invested it in an idea. An idea that seems to have worked.

Wow, the filterpwn is working overtime today.

groppet		2013-01-25 01:57:49 PM

He said: "All I want to be is famous. And I don't care how. Ideally, I'd like to be the next big reality TV star."

Ok I think that is all the reason we need to kill him and turn him into fertilizer. So he dropped out of nursing school to become "famous"? Good job kid itll work out fine for you.

UsikFark		2013-01-25 01:58:41 PM

blatz514: UsikFark: Next month he spends 300 pounds to buy into a gay-for-pay reality series blowing truckers. Look at those DSLs.

Ice Road Suckers?

Sounds hard.

Satanic_Hamster		2013-01-25 01:59:07 PM

unchellmatt: oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...

[web.mit.edu image 850x639]

media.animevice.com

ConConHead		2013-01-25 02:00:05 PM

He looks like Honey Boo Boo's soul mate to me.

pute kisses like a man		2013-01-25 02:01:50 PM

oldfarthenry: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x609]
We meet again, Mr. Bond.
MWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU...

i have a suspicion that this picture might become a regular on fark

fireclown		2013-01-25 02:02:48 PM

UsikFark: Some farkers speculated that the pictured cash was from a stimulus check.

That would have been a good stimulus check. It isn't like THAT guy saved any of it.

GameSprocket		2013-01-25 02:04:13 PM

When does he start on his BBC talk show?

venturefans.org

It's completely gay. That is coming from a guy that voluntarily has sex with men!

Rich Cream		2013-01-25 02:04:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [imageshack.us image 800x760]

That is evil.

/thanks for not rotating.

vinnydoz007		2013-01-25 02:04:23 PM

"I want to be on celebrity big brother"

This kid, may be the dumbest person on the planet. I really dont know what to say, but im fairly certain the government should intervene, and STOP GIVING HIM MONEY.

toraque		2013-01-25 02:05:00 PM

Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.

chevydeuce		2013-01-25 02:06:08 PM

Is the 329th trimester too late for his "mum" to have an abortion?

slackananda		2013-01-25 02:07:32 PM

Nabb1: I've never, ever posted this kind of thing before, but that guy has an extremely punchable face.

So what you're trying to say is that you would hit it?

bighairyguy		2013-01-25 02:08:06 PM

Reminds me of someone:
img560.imageshack.us

Flakeloaf		2013-01-25 02:08:24 PM

halleyscomet: Oh my God, it's not an Onion article. When I read it I was SURE it had to be a parody piece. No REAL human being could be this inane and useless

But enough about the Kardashians.

Rich Cream		2013-01-25 02:08:46 PM

"I don't know if I can sing, dance or act or nothing, but it probably won't stop me.

No, that is exactly what will stop you.

billybobtoo		2013-01-25 02:10:41 PM

He's got some pretty lips though!

FarkinHostile		2013-01-25 02:11:12 PM

toraque: Maybe I'm a terrible person, but it's articles like this that make me think that perhaps one or two of Hitler's ideas might not have been so bad.

Except he's a blue eyed blonde. Aryan. The "right" race.

Natale Portman would have been killed for being a jew, and he would have been spared.

Chew on that for a while.