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(WWL)   Man dies doing what he loved...selecting cold craft brews from convenience store Beer Cave   (wwl.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-25 01:38:33 PM  
He died and was already in heaven
 
2013-01-25 01:38:53 PM  
Maybe he died from from shock after looking at the price tags.
 
2013-01-25 01:39:08 PM  
Went for a cold one - never came back:
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2013-01-25 01:39:11 PM  
On the bright side, eh left the cooler four times to pee.
 
2013-01-25 01:41:29 PM  
The take away: Employees don't check the Beer Cave before locking up at night.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to find my long underwear. I have a cold night ahead of me.
 
2013-01-25 01:45:39 PM  
at a convenient store

Well, good thing it wasn't at a difficult to get to store. They may never have found him.
 
2013-01-25 01:50:08 PM  
Is the the one on Twilight Zone™ where he doesn't have a bottle opener?
 
2013-01-25 01:51:22 PM  
You know what really grinds my gears? Those goddamn 4-packs! They're just a blatant excuse to charge you 6-pack prices for 4 beeeaaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHH
 
2013-01-25 01:52:36 PM  
Invalid headline. I have never seen a beer cave stocked with anything beyond 30 packs of natty light and high life.
 
2013-01-25 01:52:48 PM  
How drunk do you have to be to climb into a Bear Cave?
 
2013-01-25 01:54:02 PM  
www.badhaven.com
 
2013-01-25 02:00:39 PM  
They are still trying to figure out the drawings on the cave walls.
 
2013-01-25 02:02:47 PM  
This is a beer cave...

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2013-01-25 02:07:15 PM  
FTA: McGregor says surveillance video shows the man clutching his chest in the cooler around 10:30pm last night and then collapsing.

I'm not blaming beer for this guy's death. In Louisiana we fry our strips of fatty pork flesh in a vat of hot animal fat. If you have never eaten Louisiana 'cracklins', you have never experienced true swine ecstasy.
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www.roadfood.com

These bad boys are second only to boiled crawfish for making beer taste more delicious. AND they make your pecker thicker and fatter. And the best part? Even if you eat too much it all turns into 'Ciderella fat'.. at the stroke of midnight all that fat turns into peter!
 
2013-01-25 02:07:19 PM  
FTA "It appears that he had experienced some type of medical problem."...D'ya think?
 
2013-01-25 02:22:45 PM  

Dahnkster: at the stroke of midnight all that fat turns into peter!


Is "peter" Louisiana slang for "runny poops"?
 
2013-01-25 02:36:04 PM  

Dahnkster: FTA: McGregor says surveillance video shows the man clutching his chest in the cooler around 10:30pm last night and then collapsing.

I'm not blaming beer for this guy's death. In Louisiana we fry our strips of fatty pork flesh in a vat of hot animal fat. If you have never eaten Louisiana 'cracklins', you have never experienced true swine ecstasy.
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These bad boys are second only to boiled crawfish for making beer taste more delicious. AND they make your pecker thicker and fatter. And the best part? Even if you eat too much it all turns into 'Ciderella fat'.. at the stroke of midnight all that fat turns into peter!



. . . . jesus . . .
 
2013-01-25 03:18:08 PM  

Dahnkster: FTA: McGregor says surveillance video shows the man clutching his chest in the cooler around 10:30pm last night and then collapsing.

I'm not blaming beer for this guy's death. In Louisiana we fry our strips of fatty pork flesh in a vat of hot animal fat. If you have never eaten Louisiana 'cracklins', you have never experienced true swine ecstasy.
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These bad boys are second only to boiled crawfish for making beer taste more delicious. AND they make your pecker thicker and fatter. And the best part? Even if you eat too much it all turns into 'Ciderella fat'.. at the stroke of midnight all that fat turns into peter!


Oh it's certain to make something fatter.

Also, what the hell is the language you're speaking? It looks like English, but it just slightly off.

/not saying I wouldn't eat them, have before and yes they are DAMN good, as are mudbugs
 
2013-01-25 04:47:06 PM  
What was his FARK handle?
 
2013-01-25 05:38:36 PM  
I bet the poor bastard died from a million to one shot from a bottle of Bud.
 
2013-01-25 05:41:34 PM  
That's one way to quit cold turkey
 
2013-01-26 04:10:06 AM  
Came for Frostilicus. Leaving satisfied.
 
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