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(The Onion)   2013 Puppy Bowl teams to be coached by two dogs from the same litter   (theonion.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-25 01:52:17 PM
Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?
 
2013-01-25 02:35:48 PM

SuperT: Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?



I've already got some pretty heavy bets down on it.
 
2013-01-25 02:43:41 PM
Heh, that would have been a cool gimmick if they actually did this.

/But they can't
//Puppy Bowl is taped months in advance
 
2013-01-25 02:45:51 PM
I hear they already fined one puppy for wearing an unauthorized flea collar.
 
2013-01-25 02:52:16 PM

SuperT: Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?


*raises hand*

Although I have to admit I'm really turned off by that story about the Somoan's fake biatch.
 
2013-01-25 03:08:10 PM
I hear one of them got four meals instead of three, because it was being taken care of the dog sitter instead of the real owners.

/reaching
 
2013-01-25 04:15:35 PM

downstairs: Heh, that would have been a cool gimmick if they actually did this.

/But they can't
//Puppy Bowl is taped months in advance


Yeah... it is too bad, although with as close as that came last year, too bad they didn't think about just filming some stuff for that, and they could stick it in if it did (and has) happened.
 
2013-01-25 04:35:28 PM
Looking forward to the kitten half time.
 
2013-01-25 06:40:52 PM
Puppy Bowl is ALWAYS awesome.
 
2013-01-25 07:04:07 PM
One of the puppies shived a couple of dachshunds back in the day . . . .
 
2013-01-25 07:10:42 PM
And the 2013 Lingerie Bowl teams will be coached by the Coors Light twins.

/And I...love you toooooooo!
//HERE'S TO FOOTBALL!
 
2013-01-25 07:11:53 PM

SuperT: Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?


I'm really looking forward to it and I'm not a Ravens or a 49ers fan. It would've been unbearable if the Patriots made it, so thank goodness for that.
 
2013-01-25 07:18:07 PM
AliceBToklasLives:
One of the puppies shived a couple of dachshunds back in the day . . . .

I knew this old story would come back up again. For the last time, the puppy didn't shiv anyone - it was the puppy's friends that did it. Since then, he's been a model littermate.
 
2013-01-25 07:18:11 PM

IlGreven: And the 2013 Lingerie Bowl teams will be coached by the Coors Light twins.

/And I...love you toooooooo!
//HERE'S TO FOOTBALL!


Is the Lingerie Bowl associated with the Lingerie League? Cause if it is this may be the last year for a traditional Lingerie Bowl.
 
2013-01-25 07:18:34 PM
Well now I have to post this.

/"...he will more than likely never frolic on his own again"
 
2013-01-25 07:21:54 PM

Blink: I'm really looking forward to it and I'm not a Ravens or a 49ers fan.


Speaking in my capacity as a Seahawks fan, I'd have to agree with you there.
 
2013-01-25 07:37:58 PM
someone in the deadspin article about this mentioned that a majority of the puppehs this year were mixed with pit bulls and german shepards and chow chows. They said they were the Bengals of puppy bowl line ups destined for run ins with law enforcement.
 
2013-01-25 08:02:09 PM

Blink: SuperT: Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?

I'm really looking forward to it and I'm not a Ravens or a 49ers fan.


I look forward to the Super Bowl every year. Some parts of it annoy me, granted, it's still the NFL's championship game. I feel like sports fans just like to sometimes be contrarians and tell everyone how they're not going to watch it. I find that much more annoying than the game itself. Thanks for telling the world and trust me, they don't need you.

As for the Puppy Bowl, I always flip over to that as well. Who doesn't like puppies?
 
2013-01-25 08:07:44 PM

KiwDaWabbit: I look forward to the Super Bowl every year. Some parts of it annoy me, granted, it's still the NFL's championship game.


Exactly that.

Wouldn't miss it for the world (even if the Eagles were to be involved)!
 
2013-01-25 08:33:32 PM

jdjoker: AliceBToklasLives:
One of the puppies shived a couple of dachshunds back in the day . . . .

I knew this old story would come back up again. For the last time, the puppy didn't shiv anyone - it was the puppy's friends that did it. Since then, he's been a model littermate.


Still was an accessory. He did the crime, he should get his nose rubbed in it. No mercy.
 
2013-01-25 08:54:32 PM
I still am disappointed that they didn't get a Bassett hound named Norv to coach one of the teams.
 
2013-01-25 08:57:31 PM
I've never watched puppy bowl. Do they do the Key & Peele style intro for the puppies?
 
2013-01-25 09:43:12 PM
Key and Peele?
 
2013-01-25 10:23:40 PM

libranoelrose: Key and Peele?


Link
 
2013-01-25 10:34:46 PM
Puppy Bowl is the single biggest stupid cute thing in the world.
puppytoob.toobnetwork.com

America! F*ck Yeah....
 
2013-01-25 10:45:41 PM

CipollinaFan: libranoelrose: Key and Peele?

Link


In their AMA on Reddit a few months ago, they said they ended up leaving a really good one out - "www.Barnibuster McBiscuitHead, M.D."

KiwDaWabbit: I look forward to the Super Bowl every year. Some parts of it annoy me, granted, it's still the NFL's championship game. I feel like sports fans just like to sometimes be contrarians and tell everyone how they're not going to watch it. I find that much more annoying than the game itself. Thanks for telling the world and trust me, they don't need you.


I've been watching the Super Bowl since XXI, and there have only been two I didn't watch.

XXIX: Everyone outside of the hard-core Charger fanbase knew this was going to be a blowout on the scale of what the 49ers did to the Broncos five years before. I believe I ended up watching a Next Generation marathon.

XXXV: I had zero interest in watching Kerry Collins or the Ravens. I called the Domino's I worked for part-time during the summer and asked if they didn't mind me driving back from college and picking up a shift. Made $300 that night, and I didn't have to watch Vodka Collins shiat the bed.

Hell, I even sat through XXXIX, rooting for a power failure so we didn't have to see either the Pats or the Eagles win a Super Bowl.
 
2013-01-25 11:52:21 PM

Blink: SuperT: Is anyone else looking forward to the puppy bowl more than the actual super bowl this year?

I'm really looking forward to it and I'm not a Ravens or a 49ers fan. It would've been unbearable if the Patriots made it, so thank goodness for that.


But if the Patriots made the Super Bowl, were heavy favorites and lost again. That would be kind of awesome.

/eagles fan. Looking forward to it.
//no cable. No puppy bowl.
 
2013-01-26 02:01:43 AM
The harbaurks....
 
2013-01-26 08:48:47 AM
WARNING: The kittens have pre-taped purring for half time show.
 
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