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(Yahoo)   For the second day, rescuers unable to reach plane that went down while flying over an Antarctic mountain range, officials say that by this time any survivors are likely irreversibly insane or sprouting tentacles   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 15
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2013-01-25 02:38:53 PM
5 votes:
*lights oil lamp, grabs parchment and fountain pen*

Dearest Anabeth:

It was with great trepidation that opened the Commentary section on FARK.com. Being a man of reason and science, I had hoped that the bulwarks of logic and higher learning would shield my psyche from whatever might await.

I was wrong.

All light of civilized thought was overthrown in an onslaught of horrors unimaginable. Irrational Jpegs flitted in and out of vision, encircled with in-jokes and memes that remained stubbornly unfathomable to my perceptions. The intention of comments could not be trusted as grinning and leering faces laughed and japed at those caught in their subtle deceptions.

I managed to hit the 'Back' button, but I fear that I was too late to preserve my faculties of thought. When the lamp goes out, they will come.

I can hear them now.....
2013-01-25 01:55:16 PM
2 votes:
Tekeli-li!
Tekeli-li!
2013-01-25 01:44:29 PM
2 votes:
At the Amundsen-Scott south pole research station, a skeleton crew winters over to maintain the place. When everyone leaves at the end of summer they kick it off by watching a double feature of The Shining and The Thing.
2013-01-25 01:39:46 PM
2 votes:
Whatever you do as you're fleeing the giant blind penguins: never look back, never look back.
2013-01-25 01:37:01 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: "in mountains about 680 kilometers (420 miles) north of the South Pole"

Well that really narrows it down now, doesn't it?
2013-01-25 01:14:39 PM
2 votes:
That non-Euclidian geometry will get you every time.
2013-01-25 02:07:05 PM
1 votes:
l3.yimg.com
Mysterious turn in Chandra Levy case

From the "mysterious" squiggles on the right, Chandra Ftagn?
2013-01-25 01:55:23 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere over the mountains of madness?
2013-01-25 01:51:17 PM
1 votes:

snake_beater: TheSelphie: Is this a D2 reference or is this something slightly less obscure than that that I somehow don't know about? Because it doesn't really fit The Thing, but by god, this is literally the beginning of the plot in D2.


/Dreamcast 4life

HP Lovecraft. That is all.

/tekeli li!


I would not be surprised at all if D2 ripped off Lovecraft wholesale.
2013-01-25 01:50:07 PM
1 votes:

TheSelphie: Is this a D2 reference or is this something slightly less obscure than that that I somehow don't know about? Because it doesn't really fit The Thing, but by god, this is literally the beginning of the plot in D2.


/Dreamcast 4life


HP Lovecraft. That is all.

/tekeli li!
2013-01-25 01:48:54 PM
1 votes:
mockman.com

"I got this. You can head back."
2013-01-25 01:38:20 PM
1 votes:
Well played person, well played.

mimg.ugo.com
2013-01-25 01:37:26 PM
1 votes:
Farking idiots. Everyone knows that you always travel with a rugby team when flying over snow-covered mountain ranges.
2013-01-25 01:34:17 PM
1 votes:
That, or they've burned down the plane so nobody finds out the truth.
2013-01-25 11:06:56 AM
1 votes:
*golfclap*
 
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