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(Gothamist)   These girls call themselves "sugar babies".............most other people prefer the old fashioned word that describes such girls: Prostitute   (gothamist.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-25 01:09:39 PM
11 votes:
2013-01-25 01:14:53 PM
7 votes:
Didn't study in school, too busy having sex with popular, cute guys.

Now wants a real job and career, can only afford it by having sex with gross, bristly, wrinkly old men.


CIRCLE OF LIFE.
2013-01-25 01:17:48 PM
6 votes:

uncleacid: Can you be a corn syrup daddy?


Just as sweet, but worse in the long run and subsidized by the feds?
2013-01-25 01:04:03 PM
6 votes:
Ah modern feminism. It's empowering to degrade yourself for money.
2013-01-25 01:15:20 PM
5 votes:
Can you be a corn syrup daddy?
2013-01-25 01:07:58 PM
5 votes:
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
2013-01-25 12:41:09 PM
5 votes:
If it flies, farks, or floats: Rent it.
2013-01-25 01:48:30 PM
4 votes:
But Phillips-who wasn't yet born when Nirvana's Nevermind was first released

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So, baby chasing a dollar (boy but whatever).

Smells Like Teen Spirit <- stop giggling
In Bloom <- or no money
Come As You Are <- at his age?
Breed <- with grandkids older?
Territorial Pissings <- that's for the young bucks, he's just saving his incontinence for home
Drain You <- that's understood right?
Lounge Act <- impressive isn't she
Stay Away <- don't listen to your ex wife
2013-01-25 01:11:39 PM
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-25 11:34:21 AM
4 votes:
Sounds like a wife to me..
2013-01-25 01:40:54 PM
3 votes:
That's odd, my financial advisor is usually extremely thorough but he didn't even bring up the "coed poon" facet of my retirement planning.
2013-01-25 01:21:59 PM
3 votes:

bighairyguy: xynix: Sounds like a wife to me..

iq_in_binary: Meh, more like a concubine.

What's the difference between a wife and a concubine?  Concubines don't do windows.


And they're skilled in the Weirding Ways.

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2013-01-25 01:05:23 PM
3 votes:

xynix: Sounds like a wife to me..


Except for the "sex" part.

In any case, I heartily endorse this product and/or service.
2013-01-25 01:49:58 PM
2 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: tricycleracer: rufus-t-firefly: "I am really strict with my sexual partners," Phillips says, "and this is a monogamous relationship."

LOL.

Yeah, exactly.  Like she's not getting plowed by the Columbia rowing team on a regular basis.

Well, that's not a "relationship."

Her relationship is monogamous. Her side-dick from guys who can maintain erections doesn't count as it's not part of a financial transaction relationship.


"I'm faithful to him.  I don't let anyone else buy me presents."
2013-01-25 01:24:45 PM
2 votes:
Hey, if someone was going to pay off all your credit cards and all you had to do was eat some dried up beef jerky, wouldn't you do it?
2013-01-25 01:13:09 PM
2 votes:
Rich men who only date beautiful women, normal. Beautiful women who only date rich men, gold digging whores. Got it
2013-01-25 01:12:49 PM
2 votes:

LemSkroob: all women are whores. The only thing that changes are the terms of the contract.


Why do I get the feeling you have more than one ex-wife?
2013-01-25 06:47:41 PM
1 votes:

Shakespeare's Sister: KiwDaWabbit: Shakespeare's Sister: It is unfortunate that she turned out to be that way. Truthfully, both of our stories are anecdotal, so neither really proves anything.

Thanks. And, true; I was just more saying that things tend to lean a certain way. I second unfarkingbelievable's notion that you do seem pretty awesome, though. So, +1 Internets for you.

Thank you both for your kind words, and, you, KiwDaWabbit for the +1.

It has taken me quite a bit of time, and growing up, to realize what is important in a relationship. I think that my bf likes my age bc of the smarts that come with it. I don't play the games that some women do. I tell him what I am thinking and what I want in bed. He does not have to guess. I do not play the "if you knew me, you would know" game or say "nothing" and pout when he asks what is wrong. I do not give the silent treatment or withhold sex. Those are games of the immature. Besides. . .withholding sex.. . that means I don't get any. Fark that. I want to walk funny the next day and be tired. Besides being better lovers, there is a lot to be said for dating a woman 5+ years older than you.


Do you have a sister?
2013-01-25 05:31:18 PM
1 votes:

zabadu: Fear the Clam: Shakespeare's Sister: I love him, not his wallet. Yeah, he rocks it out in bed. That, not money, is a deal breaker. I am 41 he is 34.

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Is that the only face Courtney Cox can still make?


No, but it takes the Bankin-Rass animation team hours to change her expression.
2013-01-25 04:16:26 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: In a lot of cases, more like a mistress. You don't generally offer a prostitute dinner, a movie, long term support, housing etc.


all mistresses are whores
the label is a matter of how much you pay her, over how long a period of time
slut: a couple of beers, one night stand
crack whore: some drugs, as long as you have drugs
street walker: cheap, quickie in the alley
prostitute: more, motel room, maybe your car or house, by the hour
escort: mid-high, hotel, home, her home, by the hour
porn star: mid-high, legal as long as you record the sex, any where, anytime, by the hour
mistress: high, her own home paid for by you, by the month or year
wife: all you have, live together, eternity, death or divorce, whichever comes first

it is cute how mistresses are not arrested, nor their johns. guess there are different rules for the rich folks
why dont more prostitutes advertise as home amateur porn stars?
2013-01-25 02:59:37 PM
1 votes:

Lord Dimwit: I had an ex-girlfriend like that. She didn't work while she was in college. We agreed that was her "job", but during the summer she didn't go to school and didn't work. She didn't help with the bills. She accused me of being "sexist" any time I asked that she maybe help with chores around the house. Yeah.


My buddy got married to a woman who is a self-proclaimed feminist. She went to Yale. She constantly talks about how women are just as smart and capable as men. She will use any potential opening in conversation to shoe-horn in feminist discussions, and goad people into arguments. Meanwhile, she has not had a job since graduating 8 years ago. They do not have children. She stays at home and tells him she is "trying to figure out the next phase of her life." She asks him to give her some tuition money to take some courses, and he said no, not until you know exactly what you want to do. This caused a firestorm of an argument that he was trying to "keep her at home and in 'her place' like a good wife." He said no, he just didn't want to spend a lot of money without having a clear understanding that she was not going to be a career student. After a few months of indecision she ended up getting pregnant and now all she talks about is how her place is in the home and a true feminist can accept the role of motherhood like any other career.
2013-01-25 02:08:41 PM
1 votes:
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2013-01-25 02:05:45 PM
1 votes:

Southern100: And if you don't think that guys & girls go to bars for the explicit reason of "hooking up", then I don't know what to tell ya.


What? I went for the music!

/Was I doing it wrong? DAMMIT!
2013-01-25 01:54:24 PM
1 votes:
Close2TheEdge: "How about this? Who gives a fark? If the woman is not being abused, is benefiting financially and is comfortable with the arrangement, then farking leave well enough alone. Don't we have far bigger problems in this country than worrying about whether two consenting adults are farking for love, or money? Or maybe it's love of money. The point is, I don't care and so shouldn't anybody else."

Hmm, sounds like a normal, non-judgmental, thoroughly reasonable approach. Are you sure you want to be commenting here on fark?

In the immortal words of the lovely and talented Kelly Bundy, "We're all liars and you're all idiots. The prostitution rests."
2013-01-25 01:50:37 PM
1 votes:

tricycleracer: LazerFish: As a guy who lost a gorgeous 24 year old girlfriend to a 58 year old guy on sugardaddyforme.com, I say fark these sites and anyone who uses them.
I told her it was prostitution, she didn't see it that way...

And, honestly, I am in favor of legalizing prostitution, but still these sites suck. They turn normal girls into prostitutes by calling them "sugar babies" and "sugar daddies" instead of "hoes" and "pervs".

Rest easy knowing that she has lost track of how many times his wrinkly balls have been in her mouth.


But there's a bonus for her - she doesn't have to be anywhere near his asshole for him to teabag her.

/low-hanging fruit
2013-01-25 01:47:58 PM
1 votes:
If receiving some degree of financial security in a relationship is prostitution, then likely 90% of all marriages are prostitution.
2013-01-25 01:39:54 PM
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Hopefully I have the money to get that kind of setup going in my 60's+


My favorite story, probably not a true one, was the millionaire who left it in his will, and made it publicly known, that his estate would go to the last woman he slept with. He guaranteed not only quantity but quality as well (I think foul play was considered a disqualifier).
2013-01-25 01:38:50 PM
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: "I am really strict with my sexual partners," Phillips says, "and this is a monogamous relationship."

LOL.


Yeah, exactly.  Like she's not getting plowed by the Columbia rowing team on a regular basis.
2013-01-25 01:37:35 PM
1 votes:
"I am really strict with my sexual partners," Phillips says, "and this is a monogamous relationship."

LOL.
2013-01-25 01:35:55 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: The 60 yr old and the 20 yr old are both consenting adults. Why would anyone care? The author of the article sounds like he has a chip on his shoulder.


Because it is wrong, if we allow people to get away with such relationships where both partners are happy, mutually agree to a relationship, and are not obligated to get married for sex then where will it end!? Why, why next thing you know we will allow homosexuals to marry, adults will be farking turtles.

No, the only relationship that is allowed is the one sanctified by god through marriage with out the relief of divorce, got to protect the sanctity of marriage, and both people end up miserable.
2013-01-25 01:34:28 PM
1 votes:
HOORS
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2013-01-25 01:24:56 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: No equivalent service for male students, I take it?


Most young males hook up with old crones because they (the young males) are horny and the crones are giving it away for free. There's not a lot of forward planning going on in the mind of a young man.
2013-01-25 01:23:36 PM
1 votes:
It's a good bang for your buck.
2013-01-25 01:21:21 PM
1 votes:
"And to be honest, I like being independent."

Me thinks you do not understand the concept.
2013-01-25 01:17:58 PM
1 votes:

kombat_unit: WTF Indeed: LemSkroob: all women are whores. The only thing that changes are the terms of the contract.

Why do I get the feeling you have more than one ex-wife?

That doesn't make him wrong.


If you have any wives, ex or not, it pretty much makes you always wrong
2013-01-25 01:17:38 PM
1 votes:

groppet: Im sure they do it for the love.......of money


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2013-01-25 01:08:15 PM
1 votes:
whoo-weres
2013-01-25 01:07:28 PM
1 votes:
No equivalent service for male students, I take it?
2013-01-25 01:07:17 PM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Ah modern feminism. It's empowering to degrade yourself for money.


8/10. This hook will be swallowed.
2013-01-25 01:06:49 PM
1 votes:
Im sure they do it for the love.......of money
2013-01-25 01:06:30 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: xynix: Sounds like a wife to me..

Except for the "sex" part.

In any case, I heartily endorse this product and/or service.


Also, you don't lose half your shiat when you get a new one.
2013-01-25 01:06:26 PM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Ah modern feminism. It's empowering to degrade yourself for money.


not sure if trolling, or just stupid.
 
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