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(Politicus USA)   Federal judge orders Orly to prove she isn't insane and explain why she put her own personal taintz on the computers of people who visited her website   (politicususa.com) divider line 92
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2013-01-25 01:33:15 PM  
As much as I'd like to see that lunatic lady get her crazy ass handed to her by the justice system, I'm not going to get my hopes up. She's nothing if not persistent.
 
2013-01-25 01:39:03 PM  
Has she at least been disbarred at this point?
 
2013-01-25 01:56:18 PM  
do NOT f*ck around with the court system.  if you lie to a judge and they find out, they will make your life extremely uncomfortable.
 
2013-01-25 01:58:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-25 02:22:58 PM  
F*ckin Ryssä. Always stirring up crap.
 
2013-01-25 02:28:46 PM  
I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.
 
2013-01-25 02:30:17 PM  
She should hook up with the Sovereign Citizens movement. Together they could write the most insane court document possible.
 
2013-01-25 02:33:08 PM  

Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?


I wish...Then maybe she and Jack "Grand Douchebag Gaming" Thompson can hook up...

/eeeeeeeuuugh...wish I hadn't given myself the mental image...
 
2013-01-25 02:33:26 PM  
Isn't that "innocent until proven guilty"?

/yeah, I know
 
2013-01-25 02:34:01 PM  
I can much sooner prove I'm banging Anne Hathaway.
 
2013-01-25 02:35:23 PM  

Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-01-25 02:36:35 PM  
It'd be interesting if a Farker could hit her site in a VM to see if it is dropping spyware.
 
2013-01-25 02:38:20 PM  

error 303: Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.

Pics or it didn't happen.


It's your funeral...

img41.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-25 02:39:53 PM  

Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?


Not only has she not been disbarred, she does not have any public record of discipline.  Kind of insane.
 
2013-01-25 02:42:41 PM  

error 303: Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.

Pics or it didn't happen.


I'll have to do that next time. Maybe a video? It didn't go very well this time. It squirted out onto the table and she stepped in it. I had to was her foot when I got home. At least I didn't have to clean the fur around her butt like I normally do. Pomeranian's have hairy butts. I have to keep it trimmed down or it gets poop stuck in it.
 
2013-01-25 02:43:38 PM  
Look, not that I am defending her, but she is obviously dumb enough to not realize that her web provider or advertisers where attaching viruses to her users.
 
2013-01-25 02:44:38 PM  
The fact that this is coming out of the RONALD REAGAN Memorial Courthouse, I find delicious.

/just how many things have we already named after Saint Ronnie, anyway?
 
2013-01-25 02:48:02 PM  
If she could prove that her colon takes up 95% of her body, the judge might let her off.
 
2013-01-25 02:49:28 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

Not only has she not been disbarred, she does not have any public record of discipline.  Kind of insane.


Ridiculous.

I can understand not wanting to lend credence to her "if you're against me you're part of the conspiracy" crap.  To a limit.  She's way beyond that limit and needs to be disciplined or punished.
 
2013-01-25 02:49:34 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: She should hook up with the Sovereign Citizens movement. Together they could write the most insane court document possible.


The sovereigns already have the belief that black people aren't natural born citizens because the 14th amendment made everyone citizens, not natural citizens. This one they don't talk about as much because it disqualifies black people from being SCs, which they're happy to add to their crazy.

Oftentimes I wonder if a chunk of the Birther rhetoric is actually just a dog whistle for SCs.
 
2013-01-25 02:52:56 PM  

Diogenes: The Onion is prophetic: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

Not only has she not been disbarred, she does not have any public record of discipline.  Kind of insane.

Ridiculous.

I can understand not wanting to lend credence to her "if you're against me you're part of the conspiracy" crap.  To a limit.  She's way beyond that limit and needs to be disciplined or punished.


Failure for her to show cause could result in a contempt ruling.
 
2013-01-25 03:00:21 PM  

Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?


?? I thought she was a dentist.
 
2013-01-25 03:01:13 PM  

mksmith: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

?? I thought she was a dentist.


Lawyer / dentist / real estate agent.
 
2013-01-25 03:02:02 PM  

error 303: Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Geez man, be specific for what you're asking for with this article about Orly. One would be pics of a greasy, disgusting, foul, shiat-laced dank pit. And the other would be pics of his dog's anal glands.
 
2013-01-25 03:05:25 PM  

buckler: mksmith: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

?? I thought she was a dentist.

Lawyer / dentist / real estate agent / loony.


FTFY
 
2013-01-25 03:08:11 PM  
We don't give the crazy urine-soaked bums on the street too much camera time, if the only difference is the lack of urine, why are we paying attention to her?
 
2013-01-25 03:13:41 PM  

lohphat: We don't give the crazy urine-soaked bums on the street too much camera time, if the only difference is the lack of urine, why are we paying attention to her?


well, in this case because watching her defend against a perjury charge is going to be f*cking hilarious.  plus there's a good chance she'll walk away with a nice 'contempt of court' citation as a bonus prize.
 
2013-01-25 03:17:54 PM  

buckler: Lawyer / dentist / real estate agent.


Lawyer / dentist / real estate agent / court jester
 
2013-01-25 03:18:55 PM  

lohphat: We don't give the crazy urine-soaked bums on the street too much camera time, if the only difference is the lack of urine, why are we paying attention to her?


So you're saying we should urinate on her? I'm on it.
 
2013-01-25 03:19:23 PM  

Diogenes: The Onion is prophetic: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

Not only has she not been disbarred, she does not have any public record of discipline.  Kind of insane.

Ridiculous.

I can understand not wanting to lend credence to her "if you're against me you're part of the conspiracy" crap.  To a limit.  She's way beyond that limit and needs to be disciplined or punished.


Imagine, if you will, you are back to your childhood. You and your mother are at the supermarket. Your mother tries to buy chicken, pasta, vegetables, but YOU want ice cream. Nothing but icecream. For every meal. You throw a temper tantrum, but your mother stays firm. But it's not over....oooohhhhh no. You see, your mother isn't doing what's best for you. No. She HATES you. It's an EVIL PLAN. So you tell your friends...and, for some reason, despite being children, they are highly organized. All of a sudden, every morning, your mother starts getting threats in the mail. Malicious rumors are being posted on the community board at the shopping center. Every morning, she goes outside to find the roses torn up and the house/car egged.

Right wingers are organized, angry, vengeful lunatics.
 
2013-01-25 03:20:05 PM  
Fools! You're just pulling the wool over your own eyes. This is Obama's government trying to silence perfectly valid, reasonable criticism!
 
2013-01-25 03:29:11 PM  

Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?


You pretty much have to unethically fark over your client to get disbarred, which is almost impossible when representing yourself.
 
2013-01-25 03:30:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-25 03:36:30 PM  
For someone who's supposed be a lawyer, dentist AND a real estate agent, she sure seems to have a lot of spare time to go on this nutty crusade of her's.

Imagine buying a house from this woman, or have her handling your legal work, or her holding a drill in your mouth.
 
2013-01-25 03:39:25 PM  

Citrate1007: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

You pretty much have to unethically fark over your client to get disbarred, which is almost impossible when representing yourself.


Or be Bill Clinton.
 
2013-01-25 03:40:29 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Diogenes: Has she at least been disbarred at this point?

The Onion is prophetic - Not only has she not been disbarred, she does not have any public record of discipline.  Kind of insane



The problem is that someone has to actually file a complaint with the California Bar in the first place. They aren't going to take actions sua sponte (on their own) and in order for the complaint to be valid, my understanding is that if it arrives from an individual, that person has to show some kind of duty on the part of Taitz to them (via contract, etc.) and harm.

Now, if a court were to find her lying (which is most likely in this case) they could very well sanction her and forward their findings to the Cal Bar Assoc., which could then find her in violation of the "Model Rules of Professional Conduct" (statutory law) a violation of which could lead to her losing her license.

Hopefully at some point, someone comes forward who is in a position to sustain a complaint against Taitz and/or a court/judge somewhere forwards information to prosecutors and the state bar, where the issue may not just be her losing her license, but facing some jail time (substantial fines) for what appears could be perjury.
 
2013-01-25 03:41:37 PM  

Granny_Panties: error 303: Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'll have to do that next time. Maybe a video? It didn't go very well this time. It squirted out onto the table and she stepped in it. I had to was her foot when I got home. At least I didn't have to clean the fur around her butt like I normally do. Pomeranian's have hairy butts. I have to keep it trimmed down or it gets poop stuck in it.

www.robinbal.com
 
2013-01-25 03:44:00 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: Philip Francis Queeg: She should hook up with the Sovereign Citizens movement. Together they could write the most insane court document possible.

The sovereigns already have the belief that black people aren't natural born citizens because the 14th amendment made everyone citizens, not natural citizens. This one they don't talk about as much because it disqualifies black people from being SCs, which they're happy to add to their crazy.

Oftentimes I wonder if a chunk of the Birther rhetoric is actually just a dog whistle for SCs.


Most of their crap has a definite anti-Semitic tone to it, usually involving secret cabals of Jewish bankers, or their "legal personhood" being sold to Israel as collateral.
 
2013-01-25 03:44:59 PM  
As much as I would love for the judge to throw the book at her on all charges, people getting malware when they visit her website probably isn't her fault.  Sounds like her website got hacked.
 
2013-01-25 03:46:44 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Granny_Panties: error 303: Granny_Panties: I had my dog's anal glands emptied today.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'll have to do that next time. Maybe a video? It didn't go very well this time. It squirted out onto the table and she stepped in it. I had to was her foot when I got home. At least I didn't have to clean the fur around her butt like I normally do. Pomeranian's have hairy butts. I have to keep it trimmed down or it gets poop stuck in it.
[www.robinbal.com image 607x851]


Clicked for funny.

And maybe this has been asked before...but what the hell kind of name is Orly Taitz, and why would you want to take her seriously at all? Every time I see her, my BS detector pings harder than Marko Ramius looking to defect.
 
2013-01-25 03:51:01 PM  

GiantRex: As much as I'd like to see that lunatic lady get her crazy ass handed to her by the justice system, I'm not going to get my hopes up. She's nothing if not persistent.


I don't want her locked up because she is some of the best entertainment available in this country. She easily beats out most of the crap they're putting on the TV these days.
 
2013-01-25 03:51:55 PM  

corronchilejano: Isn't that "innocent until proven guilty"?

/yeah, I know


The evidence shows she's guilty, she's being asked to refute it.
 
2013-01-25 03:52:20 PM  

DaSwankOne: Look, not that I am defending her, but she is obviously dumb enough to not realize that her web provider or advertisers where attaching viruses to her users.


And they got Capone on tax evasion. What's your point?
 
2013-01-25 03:59:48 PM  
Can we just farking deport her?
 
2013-01-25 04:06:43 PM  

Sgt Otter: bigbadideasinaction: Philip Francis Queeg: She should hook up with the Sovereign Citizens movement. Together they could write the most insane court document possible.

The sovereigns already have the belief that black people aren't natural born citizens because the 14th amendment made everyone citizens, not natural citizens. This one they don't talk about as much because it disqualifies black people from being SCs, which they're happy to add to their crazy.

Oftentimes I wonder if a chunk of the Birther rhetoric is actually just a dog whistle for SCs.

Most of their crap has a definite anti-Semitic tone to it, usually involving secret cabals of Jewish bankers, or their "legal personhood" being sold to Israel as collateral.


This is why you rarely run into a Sovereign Citizen named Herschel! Abromowitz-.
 
2013-01-25 04:07:29 PM  
Why do those goddamned Teabaggers listen to a RUSSIAN for f*ck's sake!?
 
2013-01-25 04:11:09 PM  

corronchilejano: Isn't that "innocent until proven guilty"?

/yeah, I know


These aren't charges brought against her by an accuser. This is actual fugging with the court.
 
2013-01-25 04:13:57 PM  

Kittypie070: Why do those goddamned Teabaggers listen to a RUSSIAN for f*ck's sake!?


upload.wikimedia.org
I have no idea.
 
2013-01-25 04:14:06 PM  
As much as I hate people like her, the judge is accusing her of lying. The burden of proof is on him to show that she lied. She doesn't have to prove a thing, That is how our justice system works and as much as it sucks that she has the same rights as the rest of us, this is a GOOD thing.
 
2013-01-25 04:21:44 PM  

Warlordtrooper: As much as I hate people like her, the judge is accusing her of lying. The burden of proof is on him to show that she lied. She doesn't have to prove a thing, That is how our justice system works and as much as it sucks that she has the same rights as the rest of us, this is a GOOD thing.


The Judge already has proof she lied to the court. He has merely ordered her to produce her defense by a certain date.
 
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