I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: This is why you never mix M&Ms with Skittles.
Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.
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