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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Woman goes batty in S&M encounter (with mugshot goodness)   (southtownstar.suntimes.com) divider line 15
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2013-01-25 10:42:32 AM  
4 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: This is why you never mix M&Ms with Skittles.


Taste the Painbow
2013-01-25 10:38:06 AM  
3 votes:
...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.
2013-01-25 10:34:07 AM  
3 votes:
This is why you never mix M&Ms with Skittles.
2013-01-25 10:33:35 AM  
3 votes:
A Crete Township woman...

Does that make her a Cretin?
Pud
2013-01-25 10:35:20 AM  
2 votes:
I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right
2013-01-25 12:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
I'd hit that.

/with the bat outlined in TFA
2013-01-25 12:08:58 PM  
1 votes:
Since the headline didn't say "Smoking Hot" I figured it was safe to click the link and....GAHH!!!
2013-01-25 11:48:44 AM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.


The safe word is "harder."
2013-01-25 11:31:25 AM  
1 votes:
A Crete Township woman is out on bond

*smirk*
2013-01-25 11:19:38 AM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.


Apparently they instead established a safe TERM.

Which turned out to be "Please beat me multiple times with a baseball bat"
2013-01-25 11:19:11 AM  
1 votes:
Oblig...

i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-25 11:13:48 AM  
1 votes:
50 shades of stupid
2013-01-25 10:49:43 AM  
1 votes:
Yikes! I hope she was wearing the gimp mask.
2013-01-25 10:41:59 AM  
1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.


Her name is Mud.
2013-01-25 10:35:01 AM  
1 votes:
Just like nude beaches, the ugly people just ruin the scene for everybody.
 
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