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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Woman goes batty in S&M encounter (with mugshot goodness)   (southtownstar.suntimes.com) divider line 49
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2013-01-25 09:20:36 AM
Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.
 
2013-01-25 09:32:15 AM
When has anything good come out of a trailer park??

/did not notice her knees
 
2013-01-25 10:33:35 AM
A Crete Township woman...

Does that make her a Cretin?
 
2013-01-25 10:34:07 AM
This is why you never mix M&Ms with Skittles.
 
2013-01-25 10:35:01 AM
Just like nude beaches, the ugly people just ruin the scene for everybody.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-25 10:35:20 AM
I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right
 
2013-01-25 10:38:06 AM
...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.
 
2013-01-25 10:38:28 AM
Pud

I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right

......There are things on the internet that cannot be unseen.....
 
2013-01-25 10:41:59 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.


Her name is Mud.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:03 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

I don't blame her at all. I hate the "ping" of an aluminum bat.


pfft. All the cool kids use composite these days.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:32 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: This is why you never mix M&Ms with Skittles.


Taste the Painbow
 
2013-01-25 10:42:50 AM
First person I thought of...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2528 V W8f1qcabkd.jpg

Now this I can fap to!
 
2013-01-25 10:43:47 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.


The only appropriate safe word here is "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
 
2013-01-25 10:49:18 AM
I was expecting to read that she shot someone under a desk.
 
2013-01-25 10:49:43 AM
Yikes! I hope she was wearing the gimp mask.
 
2013-01-25 10:53:22 AM
Woman goes batty in S&M encounter

Yeah, that song drives me nuts, too.
 
2013-01-25 10:54:05 AM
"Crete township . . . "

All you need to know.
 
2013-01-25 10:57:47 AM

Pud: I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-25 11:10:39 AM
The women met at a restaurant on the night of Jan. 15 before going back to have drinks and talk at Williams' trailer, reports said.

Yup - that expalins it.
 
2013-01-25 11:11:15 AM
I should like to subscribe to that magazine.
 
2013-01-25 11:11:24 AM
explains...
 
2013-01-25 11:13:48 AM
50 shades of stupid
 
2013-01-25 11:19:11 AM
Oblig...

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-25 11:19:38 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.


Apparently they instead established a safe TERM.

Which turned out to be "Please beat me multiple times with a baseball bat"
 
2013-01-25 11:28:21 AM
You can get arrested for that? Oh my! I have practicing S&M illegally all this time.
 
2013-01-25 11:31:25 AM
A Crete Township woman is out on bond

*smirk*
 
2013-01-25 11:33:37 AM
FTFA Kimberly J. Williams, 45, of 97 Partridge Lane was charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said.

Kimberly Williams has really let herself go ...
images.starpulse.com
//hot
 
2013-01-25 11:36:35 AM
"Partridge Lane was charged with one count of aggravated battery for striking the victim more than 20 times with a wooden softball bat, authorities said."

That's pretty kinky.

Giggity.
 
2013-01-25 11:47:54 AM
Since when did S&M start meaning Skanks & Monkeys and who plays softball with a wooden bat.
 
2013-01-25 11:48:44 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Pffft. Amateurs clearly failed to establish a safe word.


The safe word is "harder."
 
2013-01-25 11:52:26 AM

Cheron: Pud: I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right


The reference generator is doing some top notch work today. ( for british eyes only )
 
2013-01-25 11:53:59 AM
'a wooden softball bat'?
I call shenanigans.
 
2013-01-25 12:04:01 PM
And I bet the domme swung overhand like it was whack-a-mole. Amateurs.
 
2013-01-25 12:08:58 PM
Since the headline didn't say "Smoking Hot" I figured it was safe to click the link and....GAHH!!!
 
2013-01-25 12:09:49 PM
I'd hit that.

/with the bat outlined in TFA
 
2013-01-25 12:29:16 PM
This is pretty much what I would imagine an "S&M" girl to look like.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-01-25 12:44:47 PM
i77.photobucket.com
batty batty batty!
 
2013-01-25 12:59:37 PM
Ah, fat lonely desperate women willing to take pics and be a submissive to a "master" Sighs..happens to me all the time.

/adjusts his leash holder.
 
2013-01-25 01:06:56 PM
Ahhhh, The goings on in the trailor-hood, nothing good ever comes from it.
 
2013-01-25 01:32:32 PM

I agree with you: Ahhhh, The goings on in the trailor-hood, nothing good ever comes from it.


You are so narrow-minded.

Plenty of awesome Fark threads have come out of trailer parks.
 
2013-01-25 01:45:33 PM

amindtat: A Crete Township woman...

Does that make her a Cretin?


She lives in a trailer park, so "trash" trumps Cretin.
 
2013-01-25 02:45:45 PM

Mock26: amindtat: A Crete Township woman...

Does that make her a Cretin?

She lives in a trailer park, so "trash" trumps Cretin.


You can't assume that these days.  You can get a pretty decent manufactured home in some "trailer parks".
 
2013-01-25 03:44:58 PM
Police arrested Williams even though she told deputies it was the New Lenox woman who had attacked her.

Which seems more probable to me...
 
2013-01-25 03:56:41 PM

Pud: I shudder to think what the baseball bat was going to be used for if the S&M encounter had gone right


"You're gonna need a safe word for that, and it shouldn't be, 'More.'"
 
2013-01-25 04:54:21 PM
I feel so bad. I got my Blade Runner characters mixed up.
 
2013-01-25 06:34:37 PM
www.eonline.com

Sounds good to us.
 
2013-01-25 07:38:08 PM
Sarah Gilbert is looking rough.
 
2013-01-26 12:42:27 AM
 
2013-01-26 05:21:10 AM

Exception Collection: Mock26: amindtat: A Crete Township woman...

Does that make her a Cretin?

She lives in a trailer park, so "trash" trumps Cretin.

You can't assume that these days.  You can get a pretty decent manufactured home in some "trailer parks".


This is Fark.com. There is no need to assume it because it is fact!
 
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