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(Opposing Views)   Why North Korea hates America: New iPhone app says their men have world's smallest penises   (opposingviews.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-25 09:22:48 AM  
As Spock once said, "It would explain a great many things."
 
2013-01-25 09:26:13 AM  
Is anyone named "Long Dong" in that country?


/hi-ho Silver and away!

//too much coffee already
 
2013-01-25 09:30:22 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Is anyone named "Long Dong" in that country?


/hi-ho Silver and away!

//too much coffee already


Their missiles are named "No Dong," for what it's worth.
 
2013-01-25 09:33:57 AM  
So, does this mean that Kim Jong Un is undersized even by Best Korea standards: Un meaning one inch?
 
2013-01-25 09:34:42 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Beats dragons to death with his HUGE meat-hammer! Honest!
 
2013-01-25 09:36:32 AM  
Nice to see I'm above average.....
In the Congo!

/happily driving railroad spikes through a 2x4
 
2013-01-25 09:38:10 AM  
Is this a thread where we humble brag about being "too big" for the women of our respective regions? Cause if so, I have a CSB locked and loaded
 
2013-01-25 09:39:16 AM  
The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

Well, which is it?!  This is important.
 
2013-01-25 09:39:38 AM  
Endemic malnutrition will do that to you.
 
2013-01-25 09:42:12 AM  

blatz514: The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

Well, which is it?!  This is important.


Ah dammit!!!


/never mind my OP. Going to hang with the Koreans.
 
2013-01-25 09:44:44 AM  
According to the study -- Africans: Big, Asians: Small. Stereotypes are stereotypes because they are true.
 
2013-01-25 09:45:08 AM  
The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

If you can measure it with only one phone, you'll be disappointed in how you stack up.
 
2013-01-25 09:46:23 AM  
Dear Best Korea,

This is what I will be having for dinner... yes just me. I will not have to share it with my family over a 3 week time period.

img4-1.myrecipes.timeinc.net

This is why they hate us.
 
2013-01-25 09:47:57 AM  
luckily my man has some Icelandic blood
 
2013-01-25 09:50:22 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Dear Best Korea,

This is what I will be having for dinner... yes just me. I will not have to share it with my family over a 3 week time period.

[img4-1.myrecipes.timeinc.net image 300x300]

This is why they hate us.


The "photos of food" thread is about a dozen down from here.
 
2013-01-25 09:51:26 AM  
Great, now when "Best Korea" nukes Seoul, we'll be able to throw the American Sexual Health Association in jail as a scapegoat to pacify them.

markhumphrys.com

/we will all be guilty of blasphemy some day
//if you think you'll be able to draw the line at your own free speech, you'll just be less prepared for the day your progressive friends feed you to the savages to save themselves
 
2013-01-25 09:51:39 AM  

Farxist Marxist: So, does this mean that Kim Jong Un is undersized even by Best Korea standards: Un meaning one inch?


I'm not sure if his name is really a reference to his penor size - but if it is, mind you, they are using the metric system. That makes it 1 cm.
 
2013-01-25 09:52:33 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

If you can measure it with only one phone, you'll be disappointed in how you stack up.


Also, I am never touching another man's phone ever again.
 
2013-01-25 09:52:42 AM  

Le Grand Inquisitor: Is this a thread where we humble brag about being "too big" for the women of our respective regions? Cause if so, I have a CSB locked and loaded


My internet penis is huge.
www.speedtest.net
 
2013-01-25 09:52:55 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

If you can measure it with only one phone, you'll be disappointed in how you stack up.


THIS
 
2013-01-25 09:54:14 AM  
What a huge internet penis looks like.
www.speedtest.net
 
2013-01-25 09:55:48 AM  
"American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

i1151.photobucket.com
A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!
 
2013-01-25 10:01:05 AM  
everyone hates America except America.

oh and England..
 
2013-01-25 10:04:07 AM  

traylor: Farxist Marxist: So, does this mean that Kim Jong Un is undersized even by Best Korea standards: Un meaning one inch?

I'm not sure if his name is really a reference to his penor size - but if it is, mind you, they are using the metric system. That makes it 1 cm.


Tough to be him. The legacy of being ronery will follow.
 
2013-01-25 10:04:08 AM  

lockers: BraveNewCheneyWorld: The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

If you can measure it with only one phone, you'll be disappointed in how you stack up.

THIS


Yeah, I'm not claiming to be John Holmes here but this doesn't make sense. Are we sure it's not an iPad app?
 
2013-01-25 10:05:50 AM  
Penii?
 
2013-01-25 10:11:49 AM  

kendelrio: Nice to see I'm above average.....
In the Congo!

/happily driving railroad spikes through a 2x4


The first time I saw that movie (as a very young kid) I spent weeks feeling in adequate because I was afraid to try whacking a nail with my johnson. I wound up and thwacked it against a board just to try though. Hurt like hell.

I was...a dumb kid.
 
2013-01-25 10:12:40 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: What a huge internet penis looks like.


You think that's big? Typical American
 
2013-01-25 10:14:12 AM  
This must be the reason why the phones are getting bigger. I will need a nexus 10 optimized version of the app.
 
2013-01-25 10:18:18 AM  
Not impressed StoPPermobile...

www.speedtest.net
 
2013-01-25 10:19:11 AM  
Makes sense
 
2013-01-25 10:19:25 AM  
In related news, the next Fark ready headline...."His iphone gave me herpes"
 
2013-01-25 10:20:36 AM  
I didn't realize that there were enough men with iPhones in Best Korea to make a survey like this accurate.
 
2013-01-25 10:21:19 AM  

oldfarthenry: "American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

[i1151.photobucket.com image 500x300]
A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!


I see you prefer a bit of Yank, behind, you.

NTTAWWT.
 
2013-01-25 10:21:33 AM  

auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...


Are you using your companies speed test results? That's like using a dildo and saying you have a huge penis.
 
2013-01-25 10:21:55 AM  

auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...

[www.speedtest.net image 300x135]


You are the 1%.
 
2013-01-25 10:24:04 AM  

JrNeutron: auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...

Are you using your companies speed test results? That's like using a dildo and saying you have a huge penis.


So we are not measuring from the base of the balls?
 
2013-01-25 10:24:29 AM  
Their small penises are ronery.
 
2013-01-25 10:26:58 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: oldfarthenry: "American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

[i1151.photobucket.com image 500x300]
A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!

I see you prefer a bit of Yank, behind, you.


Kinda used to it after two world wars. Lead the charge - keep going - we're right behind you.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:04 AM  

JrNeutron: auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...

Are you using your companies speed test results? That's like using a dildo and saying you have a huge penis.


That test was from work. Although, from home I will have the same results since I am sitting on a virtual private ethernet.
 
2013-01-25 10:28:16 AM  
so ronrey
 
2013-01-25 10:39:12 AM  
No wonder asian women love white meat...
 
2013-01-25 10:42:38 AM  
Hang on. Let me wipe my dick all over my phone.
 
2013-01-25 10:43:08 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: JrNeutron: auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...

Are you using your companies speed test results? That's like using a dildo and saying you have a huge penis.

So we are not measuring from the base of the balls?


i thought we had to go from the far side of the taint?
 
2013-01-25 10:46:18 AM  

auguy: JrNeutron: auguy: Not impressed StoPPermobile...

Are you using your companies speed test results? That's like using a dildo and saying you have a huge penis.

That test was from work. Although, from home I will have the same results since I am sitting on a virtual private ethernet.


Awesome! Downloading porn at the speed of light with company resources. I'd be worried about getting sued one day. Embezzlement possibly fits too.

Enjoy your porn.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:56 AM  
img156.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-25 10:51:34 AM  
No, actually I pay for the fiber to my home. Nothing embezzled and nothing to sue over.
 
2013-01-25 10:51:41 AM  
Holy crap... 3.8 inches? Really? That's just sad!! I am huge in Korea!

Also... epeen threed...

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-25 10:51:52 AM  

Tatterdemalian: markhumphrys.com


So, if his work wasn't responsible for Ben Ghazi, did they release him?
 
2013-01-25 10:57:33 AM  

oldfarthenry: "American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

[i1151.photobucket.com image 500x300]
A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!


The numbers are skewed... I was over in the U.K. around that time on vacation.

Let me calculate your new numbers... 3.0 inches... well, good luck old chap.
 
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