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(KIKN 100.5 Sioux Falls)   5,000 people watch the horror unfold as beer chugging college kids take to the ice at a minor league hockey game. What could possibly go wrong? [PHOTOS]   (kikn.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-25 10:14:23 AM
That was incredible! I need to retweet it and post it to facebook so all my friends can see the horror unfold!
 
2013-01-25 10:19:42 AM
Is the guy spilling a little bit of his beer in the second photo supposed to be the horror?
 
2013-01-25 10:27:29 AM
I fail to see the "horror". Must be that poor childrens were made witness to "adults" acting stupid. "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving. The horror... the horror..."
 
2013-01-25 10:28:22 AM

TheSlothAlive: Is the guy spilling a little bit of his beer in the second photo supposed to be the horror?


That right there is considered alcohol abuse around here.
 
2013-01-25 10:42:57 AM

soopey: TheSlothAlive: Is the guy spilling a little bit of his beer in the second photo supposed to be the horror?

That right there is considered alcohol abuse around here.


Mitigating factor: Coors Light.

/Shudder
 
2013-01-25 10:45:26 AM
I cannot imagine viewing a bunch of college students spinning around an ice rink and vomiting as anything other than hilarious. I feel like most of those 5000 would agree.
 
2013-01-25 10:51:58 AM
That's the least embarrassing and horrible article I've ever seen that involved college students, drinking, and Rush.
 
2013-01-25 10:56:44 AM
Wrong? They could have been butt chugging at center ice
 
2013-01-25 10:59:48 AM

groppet: I fail to see the "horror". Must be that poor childrens were made witness to "adults" acting stupid. "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving. The horror... the horror..."


the child friendly version of apocalypse now:

- "Things felt much better, and smelled much better over there." How do they smell to you?

- for about five miles you'd think that heaven just fell on the earth in the form of gardenias.
 
2013-01-25 11:57:35 AM
I'm not all that familiar with ice hockey but the consuming of beer and drunken debauchery seems reasonable enough for the sport to me.
 
2013-01-25 12:04:50 PM
Honestly, I think this is exactly the sort of "shot-in-the-arm" that the sport needs in order to appeal to a broader audience.

/Or should that be "puke-on-the-rink"?
 
2013-01-25 12:12:54 PM
Somebody puked on the ice. The horror!

At least there was no blood shed or teeth lost, which I figured would have happened when you mix drunks, beer and an ice rink.
 
2013-01-25 12:14:40 PM

theurge14: I'm not all that familiar with ice hockey but the consuming of beer and drunken debauchery seems reasonable enough for the sport to me.


As a hockey fan, it's on par and expected.


Unless you're in Vancouver, then it's riots and tears because your team will never win the Cup.
 
2013-01-25 12:27:12 PM
So what the fark went wrong? Sounded like a good time.
 
2013-01-25 12:36:21 PM
I'm guessing a lot of vomitting
 
2013-01-25 12:42:43 PM
I'd think this would be a pretty good anti-binge drinking ad to your kid.
 
2013-01-25 01:01:24 PM

robertus: soopey: TheSlothAlive: Is the guy spilling a little bit of his beer in the second photo supposed to be the horror?

That right there is considered alcohol abuse around here.

Mitigating factor: Coors Light.

/Shudder


They're college kids. They have no farking clue what good beer is.
 
2013-01-25 01:05:31 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: robertus: soopey: TheSlothAlive: Is the guy spilling a little bit of his beer in the second photo supposed to be the horror?

That right there is considered alcohol abuse around here.

Mitigating factor: Coors Light.

/Shudder

They're college kids. They have no farking clue what good beer is.


True. Back in college, my expensive, fancy beer was Killians Irish Red.
 
2013-01-25 01:29:18 PM
And I'm sure the team ID'd all of these kids to make sure they were over 21.

/the "outrage" probably came from the bull gang who had to scrape the puke off the ice before the Zambonis came out
 
2013-01-25 01:35:17 PM
Stuuuuupid!!!

/-1 Subby
 
2013-01-25 03:58:49 PM

puckrock2000: And I'm sure the team ID'd all of these kids to make sure they were over 21.

/the "outrage" probably came from the bull gang who had to scrape the puke off the ice before the Zambonis came out


Shouldn't be too hard. Let it freeze, it'll peel up in one piece. Allegedly Philly had to do it with Mike Richards and Jeff Carter all the time at morning skate.
 
2013-01-25 07:15:29 PM
Congrats, Subby. Everyone who has ever had a decent headline redlighted wants to stab you now.
 
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2013-01-25 07:19:07 PM
That's the best pictures anyone could come up with?

CSB time

When I was in high school we went to a marching band competition at the old round Busch Stadium. A bunch of our band realized that the beer tappers were on and proceeded to start drinking, the next thing you know obscenities are being spelled in the stands behind the performances by flipping the seats down and others were riding the carts down the ramps and crashing them into each other. I'm sure there was vomiting involved too.

I think half the band ended up getting suspended from school and we didn't do another competition for a long time.
 
2013-01-25 09:19:07 PM
The headline suggested a fail, but turns out it was awesome.
 
2013-01-26 12:11:42 AM

ongbok: Somebody puked on the ice. The horror!

At least there was no blood shed or teeth lost, which I figured would have happened when you mix drunks, beer and an ice rink.


i puked on the ice once. tried to tell my coach i wasnt feeling well, but he sent me out there anyway.

long story short, i was battling for a puck in the corner, and all of a sudden i tossed my supper. it was pretty embarassing for an eight year old.

csb
 
2013-01-26 07:15:29 AM
Splat Trick!
 
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