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(WTKR)   Department of Defense police officer busted for soliciting a minor via text sports the rare 'reverse hari krishna' haircut. Bonus: Is also a Cleveland Browns fan   (wtkr.com ) divider line
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2013-01-25 06:46:58 AM  
His mugshot is very rapetastic, to be sure, but I think the bigger question is: Why does the DoD have a civilian police force at all? Wouldn't you think they could just use MPs for that?
 
2013-01-25 06:52:03 AM  
What are text sports? What are grammar?
 
2013-01-25 07:04:05 AM  
FTA: "...17-year-old victim..."

Ummm... a 17-year old who willingly sends nude photos to strangers isn't a victim.
 
2013-01-25 09:15:48 AM  
A 17 year old, really? Unless the child porno he possessed had someone younger than that in it, I'm not going to get all into my moral outrage mode here.
 
2013-01-25 09:46:30 AM  
The DoD police force at Norfolk Naval Shipyard are about the same as mall security guards. The main reason military aren't used for security is its cheaper to pay a civilian $12.00 an hour than assign a military asset to act as a security guard for a shipyard.
 
2013-01-25 09:53:13 AM  

Cythraul: A 17 year old, really? Unless the child porno he possessed had someone younger than that in it, I'm not going to get all into my moral outrage mode here.


Yeah but in fairness the guy could have waited a year - actually less apparently (months?). I like the laws we have here in regards to things like this and while I wouldn't call her a victim, because she has some responsibility in this, the law is the law.

Jailbait is jailbait.
 
2013-01-25 10:03:07 AM  
I think this is all a conspiracy to make police look bad. Just ask one, they'll tell you.

/just had a conversation with the cop that patrols our facility.. hhhhahahahhahaha

Sorry dude....if the shoe fits..
 
2013-01-25 10:04:52 AM  
Is there some sort of dress code for child molesters? All these guys look the same.
 
2013-01-25 10:07:10 AM  

MmmmBacon: His mugshot is very rapetastic, to be sure, but I think the bigger question is: Why does the DoD have a civilian police force at all? Wouldn't you think they could just use MPs for that?


contractors? diplomatic security (for the state department) has a uniformed division for domestic sites but, most of the 'watchstanders' are contractors. at my office, there are two federal law enforcement officers and many more contractors (but you wouldn't know it from the uniform).

my balding scalp was headed in that direction. i decided to bypass halfway and become bald white guy.
 
2013-01-25 10:08:09 AM  

MmmmBacon: His mugshot is very rapetastic, to be sure, but I think the bigger question is: Why does the DoD have a civilian police force at all? Wouldn't you think they could just use MPs for that?


That might run afoul of the Posse Comitatus Act. I'm not actually sure if it does, though.
 
2013-01-25 10:08:25 AM  
Godammit! It's not enough we suck every year, gotta keep kicking us when we're down?

How 'bout ragging on the Lakers or something?. At least they were supposed to be good
 
2013-01-25 10:09:13 AM  
17, eh? Sounds like she wanted some mature man dick until she realized the dude was fugly.

HOW DARE HE BE UGLY?!! THROW HIM IN JAIL!!!
 
2013-01-25 10:12:21 AM  

Sofa_king_kewl: The DoD police force at Norfolk Naval Shipyard are about the same as mall security guards. The main reason military aren't used for security is its cheaper to pay a civilian $12.00 an hour than assign a military asset to act as a security guard for a shipyard.


In a lot of places DoD security and DoD police are different.
 
2013-01-25 10:12:55 AM  
If you look like that, you don't solicit 17 year-olds. You solicit 70 year-olds. Either way, your fate is to be a creep of one stripe or another.
 
2013-01-25 10:13:53 AM  
I have male pattern baldness that looks like that, although not that far along yet. So f*ck you, subby.
 
kab
2013-01-25 10:17:48 AM  
1. Start texting some random guy.
2. When things get intimate, say it was your daughters cell phone.
3. Ask the guy for money, or you're going to the cops.
4. ?
5. Profit. Even if he doesn't pay, society is going to instantly assume that he was guilty, and just making up the blackmail part.

Seems brilliant, anyone want to get in on this?
 
2013-01-25 10:18:35 AM  
cgraves67: I have male pattern baldness that looks like that, although not that far along yet. So f*ck you, subby.

So shave your head, grow a goatee, get an earring, and start working out like all the other baldies. Duh.

/Not subby
 
2013-01-25 10:20:16 AM  
Have you ever been to Norfolk? Where he works is not the best place.

Sailors have gotten shot and stabbed there. One female Sailor was raped a couple months back.

I guess he fits in real well up there.
 
2013-01-25 10:20:24 AM  

cgraves67: I have male pattern baldness that looks like that, although not that far along yet. So f*ck you, subby.


Shave it, or buzz it down to the skin. You'll look better, even sexy to some, trust me.

Unless you have a weird shaped head.
 
2013-01-25 10:34:09 AM  
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2013-01-25 10:39:43 AM  
Cythraul

The more I see you post, the more I like the manner in which your jib is cut.
 
2013-01-25 10:49:05 AM  

cgraves67: I have male pattern baldness that looks like that, although not that far along yet. So f*ck you, subby.


When I started going bald I was afraid of it looking like that.
I vowed to shave that front part off if it came down to it.
It didn't. Still bald though.
 
2013-01-25 11:04:03 AM  

m053486: Cythraul

The more I see you post, the more I like the manner in which your jib is cut.


I always try to bring my Fark A game.
 
2013-01-25 11:12:15 AM  
He's got a great porn name: John Steele
 
2013-01-25 11:37:59 AM  

xynix: Cythraul: A 17 year old, really? Unless the child porno he possessed had someone younger than that in it, I'm not going to get all into my moral outrage mode here.

Yeah but in fairness the guy could have waited a year - actually less apparently (months?). I like the laws we have here in regards to things like this and while I wouldn't call her a victim, because she has some responsibility in this, the law is the law.

Jailbait is jailbait.


Yeah, but if he'd done it in most of the surrounding states, it'd have been totally legal. But the picture would still be illegal. Our laws are more about moral outrage than any rational behavior.
 
2013-01-25 11:48:38 AM  
Actually, it kinda looks more like the "George Costanza" cut.

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2013-01-25 12:31:20 PM  

xynix: Cythraul: A 17 year old, really? Unless the child porno he possessed had someone younger than that in it, I'm not going to get all into my moral outrage mode here.

Yeah but in fairness the guy could have waited a year - actually less apparently (months?). I like the laws we have here in regards to things like this and while I wouldn't call her a victim, because she has some responsibility in this, the law is the law.

Jailbait is jailbait.


collider.com
 
2013-01-25 01:56:44 PM  
Further proof the Browns Backers Club is worldwide, one of the largest in the country. Woof Woof.
 
2013-01-25 04:35:01 PM  
DNRTFA but geez, if he's a Cleveland Browns fan, hasn't he suffered enough already?

\Still root for Cleveburg myself, and yes, disappointment is my friend.
 
2013-01-25 05:20:58 PM  
I WISH I could grow the rare 'reverse hari krishna' haircut.
 
2013-01-25 09:08:12 PM  
I'm losing my hair, and my ears are large, and my head is shaped funny! I want fake hair!
 
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