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2013-01-25 06:24:49 AM  
Finally, a JKL worth watching!
 
2013-01-25 10:34:35 AM  
www.morethings.com
 
2013-01-25 10:48:18 AM  
That was an entertaining hour of television.
 
2013-01-25 10:48:24 AM  
Hahaha that's awesome. Man I don't know why but I love when a-listers do these self-awareness bits.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:35 AM  
"Apologies to Matt Damon - we're out of time." Loved it!

/Nicole Kidman Lap Dance is my next band name
 
2013-01-25 10:54:07 AM  
Matt Damon may have the greatest sense of humor of any A-lister out there. It's said that he actually wanted to be the voice of the Matt Damon puppet in Team America.
 
2013-01-25 10:58:44 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel does indeed suck.
 
2013-01-25 11:06:40 AM  
I thought he'd be too busy flying planes.

/3 buttons. Take, cruise, land.
 
2013-01-25 11:10:27 AM  
This joke was funny 3 years ago.

Not as sure about it today.

*clicks links*

Yeah, still chuckle worthy. Not as good as it was though.
 
2013-01-25 11:18:40 AM  
I haven't watched Kimmel since his first episode.

I'm a chocolate dollar man myself!
 
2013-01-25 11:24:45 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: This joke was funny 3 years ago.

Not as sure about it today.

*clicks links*

Yeah, still chuckle worthy. Not as good as it was though.


Ok. So I overreacted.

I looked up the whole show and this is pretty amusing so far.
 
2013-01-25 11:26:39 AM  
Kimmel may just be the funniest man in late night.  Examples:  the Conan/Leno fiasco, Octomom.
 
2013-01-25 11:29:51 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: This joke was funny 3 years ago.

Not as sure about it today.

*clicks links*

Yeah, still chuckle worthy. Not as good as it was though.

Ok. So I overreacted.

I looked up the whole show and this is pretty amusing so far.


Watching it on Demand right now. It's pretty awesome.
 
2013-01-25 11:35:18 AM  

MagSeven: Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: This joke was funny 3 years ago.

Not as sure about it today.

*clicks links*

Yeah, still chuckle worthy. Not as good as it was though.

Ok. So I overreacted.

I looked up the whole show and this is pretty amusing so far.

Watching it on Demand right now. It's pretty awesome.


Siri: "Definetly not Jimmy Kimmel, he's not funny at all.
 
2013-01-25 11:36:46 AM  

Spanky McStupid: "Apologies to Matt Damon - we're out of time." Loved it!

/Nicole Kidman Lap Dance is my next band name


Nicole Kidman lap dance at 1:40
 
2013-01-25 11:46:53 AM  
I don't know who those ladies are, but they are NOT Nicole Kidman or Demi Moore.
 
2013-01-25 11:55:02 AM  
snarkerati.com

MAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMONNNNN!!!
 
2013-01-25 12:31:05 PM  
Nicole Kidman has always been hideous, but WTF happened to Demi Moore?
 
2013-01-25 12:38:32 PM  

TheSup3rN0va: Nicole Kidman has always been hideous, but WTF happened to Demi Moore?


Ashton Kutcher; that's what happened.
 
2013-01-25 12:56:20 PM  
I loved the little details like Nicole Kidman continuing to steal things out of Reese Witherspoon's grocery bags, or Andy Garcia seen riding around on Demi Moore's bicycle.
 
2013-01-25 01:26:26 PM  
This is farking awesome.

Yet another reason to love Matt Damon. Aside from the fact that he leaves giant tips and his kids are well behaved and actually have manners.
 
2013-01-25 01:35:41 PM  
Andy Garcia steals the show for me. Dude is classy and a great actor and him on this shpow acting like he can barely understand English is god damned HILARIOUS.

MAN did I overreact in my Boobies.
 
2013-01-25 01:40:17 PM  
Also, Gary Oldman sat on the couch with Nicole Kidman AND Amy Adams practically on his lap and he just looked like "yeah, it's good to be me".

I always thought he was awesome before... he is damn near gold-like status at this point.
 
2013-01-25 02:05:07 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Matt Damon may have the greatest sense of humor of any A-lister out there. It's said that he actually wanted to be the voice of the Matt Damon puppet in Team America.


I'd heard that he was the voice of the Matt Damon puppet. My world just got a little less awesome.
 
2013-01-25 02:58:55 PM  

Zombie DJ: I thought he'd be too busy flying planes.

/3 buttons. Take, cruise, land.


I'm invoking SKY LAW.
 
2013-01-25 03:51:28 PM  
Best late night event in a long long time. It was several seasons of buildup to a reward that was fun.
 
2013-01-25 04:29:54 PM  
Okay, this is the way late night used to work. People with nothing specific to promote just making fun television.

Nice.
 
2013-01-25 04:33:29 PM  
The intro was funny, Matt Damon actually plays a pretty convincing psychopath.
 
2013-01-25 05:45:26 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Andy Garcia steals the show for me. Dude is classy and a great actor and him on this shpow acting like he can barely understand English is god damned HILARIOUS.


This. He was my favorite part.


Rwa2play: TheSup3rN0va: Nicole Kidman has always been hideous, but WTF happened to Demi Moore?

Ashton Kutcher; that's what happened.


I think you could buy a small country for the amount those two have spent on plastic surgery.
 
2013-01-25 08:53:34 PM  

MmmmBacon: Finally, a JKL worth watching!


This was an episode of JKS, not JKL, that's why it was good.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:24 PM  
Well, I want to fark Nicole Kidman. I mean, I always did, but it was abstract. Like saying I wanted to go to space.

I actually want to now.
 
2013-01-25 11:35:33 PM  

srtpointman: The intro was funny, Matt Damon actually plays a pretty convincing psychopath.


What are the odds that an A-list actor could play a role well?
 
2013-01-26 08:20:51 AM  

Zombie Hitler: Well, I want to fark Nicole Kidman. I mean, I always did, but it was abstract. Like saying I wanted to go to space.

I actually want to now.


2003 Kidman, perhaps. 2013 Kidman has had her face pulled a bit tight.

(same with Demi Moore)
 
2013-01-26 11:50:40 AM  

bluorangefyre: Kimmel may just be the funniest man in late night.  Examples:  the Conan/Leno fiasco, Octomom.


Craig Ferguson invalidates this statement.
 
2013-01-26 04:04:31 PM  
Matt Damon is pretty funny, he did get on the show once, but they ran out of time: Link
 
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