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(The Scottish Sun)   Office girl has raunchy email chat with fiancé about their sex life - then sends to colleagues by mistake   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-01-25 10:12:14 AM  
"I fancy you"... is 'raunchy'??
 
2013-01-25 10:12:59 AM  
Better talk about your sex life now--after you're married there will be no talk
 
2013-01-25 10:13:06 AM  
People have sex. They also hit the wrong button on their computers. Is there really a need for this to be an international story?

I mean, unless she's really hot. DNFTFA
 
2013-01-25 10:13:44 AM  
Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.
 
2013-01-25 10:14:11 AM  
She is British hot and this is a non-story. I was expecting this story to contain saucier emails and a firing.

/Boring
 
2013-01-25 10:14:38 AM  
And this is news because...?
 
2013-01-25 10:16:38 AM  
I'm assuming "session" is farking right?

/I imagine that read in Mary Poppin's voice
 
2013-01-25 10:16:40 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


It involves extra organs?
 
2013-01-25 10:16:49 AM  
She "sent a brief message to colleagues at Integrated Subsea Services in Aberdeen to tell them the sandwich van had arrived."

Indeed, the sandwich van had arrived.
 
2013-01-25 10:17:08 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Me arse is still killin' me! I won't be able to sh*te right fer a feckin' week! I still got yer spunk in me hair!
 
2013-01-25 10:17:13 AM  
yep, boring.
 
2013-01-25 10:17:18 AM  

Bijin: And this is news because...?


It's not news, it's Fark.com
 
2013-01-25 10:17:30 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


Actual Scottish, or Americans' idea of Scottish? Because the latter would probably be okay, but the former would be cold and taste like shiat.
 
2013-01-25 10:18:33 AM  

jbhall3636: Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.

Actual Scottish, or Americans' idea of Scottish? Because the latter would probably be okay, but the former would be cold and taste like shiat sheep.


/FTFY
 
2013-01-25 10:18:48 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


i1151.photobucket.com
Just woon round! The feckin' coondooms cost me 75P a piece!
 
2013-01-25 10:20:05 AM  
graphic

blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-01-25 10:20:11 AM  
The session was describes as "ace"

Really, WTF?
 
2013-01-25 10:20:39 AM  
British raunchy is apparently the same as British hot.
 
2013-01-25 10:20:53 AM  
Claire Swire?

http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/swire.asp
 
2013-01-25 10:21:21 AM  
Fancy a gob-job guvna?
 
2013-01-25 10:22:27 AM  
It must be a victorian thing.

/at least there was no smoking hot reference.
 
2013-01-25 10:22:29 AM  
I will be in my bunk..

**clicks link***
/never mind
 
2013-01-25 10:22:46 AM  
blog.katania.be
 
2013-01-25 10:23:05 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-25 10:26:54 AM  
I did not fancy that story.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:04 AM  
If your computer does not belong to you, do not use it to do anything you don't want everyone to know you did.
 
2013-01-25 10:27:10 AM  

abhorrent1: graphic

[blog.angelatung.com image 330x282]


You sound edumacated.
 
2013-01-25 10:30:14 AM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


If it's not Scottish, it's crap?
 
2013-01-25 10:30:18 AM  
Corner-pub alcoholism - because British procreation needs beer goggles.

/am British so I can joke about it
//no lip or I'll break all your clocks by looking at them
 
2013-01-25 10:31:13 AM  
The only thing this story will do is make every married couple jealous that they actually like each other.
 
2013-01-25 10:32:13 AM  

redly1: [static.fjcdn.com image 780x616]


Relationship status is "engaged" yet she hasn't had sex in months? Hopefully that was the fiance she farked?
 
2013-01-25 10:33:25 AM  
Well, that was disappointing. Slow news day if this type of boring banter between an engaged couple is considered "raunchy".
 
2013-01-25 10:36:16 AM  

wichitaleaf: British r


This.
 
2013-01-25 10:37:55 AM  

sure haven't: "I fancy you"... is 'raunchy'??


This is the British we are taking about.
 
Bf+
2013-01-25 10:39:31 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Ow, my freakn' ears!
 
2013-01-25 10:40:36 AM  
That was ace.
 
2013-01-25 10:41:37 AM  
Almost... almost... almost...
 
2013-01-25 10:44:10 AM  
Zarquon's flat tire: "Is there really a need for this to be an international story?"

Absolutely. Repressed people won't read titillating content unless they can do so while still under the guise of being Above All That.
But even repressed people deserve an outlet.

I mean, sure, it's cynically calculated, almost surely fabricated, nonsense designed to do nothing more than line Murdoch's pockets.
But in the process he's delivering naughtiness to those who need it the most. Surely that's God's Own Work.
 
2013-01-25 10:44:14 AM  

redly1: [static.fjcdn.com image 780x616]


LOL every time I see this.....Silly whore......
 
2013-01-25 10:44:45 AM  
Ive gotten hotter emails from my roomate.
 
2013-01-25 10:50:36 AM  
How the hell does this get to be big news? So what? She had sex and sent it to the wrong person / people. Big deal. I sort of feel bad for her.
 
2013-01-25 10:51:55 AM  

H31N0US: That was ace.


No.

media.sfx.co.uk
What a guy!
 
2013-01-25 10:52:07 AM  
She looks like KD Lang.
 
2013-01-25 10:53:38 AM  

AgentBang: How the hell does this get to be big news? So what? She had sex and sent it to the wrong person / people. Big deal. I sort of feel bad for her.


No it's dangerous for the people involved and society at large. We must shine light on this deviant and dangerous situation or we all will perish.

Heep the shame on as if they were smokers.
 
GBB
2013-01-25 10:54:16 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I'm assuming "session" is farking right?

/I imagine that read in Mary Poppin's voice


t3.gstatic.com

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It's a horrible liver disease, but fun to say!

/And you probably have it.
 
2013-01-25 10:57:07 AM  
Well, the problem is obvious: she used hotmail.
 
2013-01-25 11:04:40 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

Dear Sexy Knickers: I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside at five-thirty and we'll get it together.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:44 AM  
My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.
 
2013-01-25 11:07:55 AM  
Saw the photo and lost all interest in the story.

I'm sure it was swell.
 
2013-01-25 11:13:29 AM  
never use internal resources for personal communication.

It's not that hard.
 
2013-01-25 11:20:21 AM  
But the amorous pair were left "absolutely mortified" when Melanie accidentally fired off the whole conversation to their co-workers

Ummm - so mortified that they had their faces and the messages published on an international news site? WTF?

When attention whores complain about being embarrassed, isn't that like dividing by zero?
 
2013-01-25 11:21:34 AM  

Jorn the Younger: never use internal resources for personal communication.

It's not that hard.


So I shouldn't browse Fark on my work computer?

/what else am I supposed to do for 8h a day, do my job?
 
2013-01-25 11:21:38 AM  

Jorn the Younger: It's not that hard.


That's what she said.
 
2013-01-25 11:28:30 AM  
I'd fire them both immediately.

Not for the content of the email, but because I don't want anyone working for me who is too stupid to set up a gmail (or other independent) email account for when they goof off at work.
 
2013-01-25 11:30:38 AM  
Came for Tracy's love-cave. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-25 11:30:56 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: H31N0US: That was ace.

No.

[media.sfx.co.uk image 431x300]
What a guy!


I see you, and raise you:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-25 11:40:56 AM  

T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.


Accident, yeah right.
 
2013-01-25 11:41:51 AM  

AxL sANe: But the amorous pair were left "absolutely mortified" when Melanie accidentally fired off the whole conversation to their co-workers

Ummm - so mortified that they had their faces and the messages published on an international news site? WTF?

When attention whores complain about being embarrassed, isn't that like dividing by zero?


No, it's like multiplying by potato.
 
2013-01-25 11:57:10 AM  
Dammitsomuch, I HATE it when I do that !

/jk
 
2013-01-25 12:00:49 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.


Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.
 
2013-01-25 12:02:21 PM  

T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.


*insert qualifications* Yep, I'm not buying it.
 
2013-01-25 12:21:07 PM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


Based around a dare?
 
2013-01-25 12:37:38 PM  
Read, "I fancy you," and immediately thought of Eddie Izzard. Surprised not to see the reference in the thread.
 
2013-01-25 12:38:31 PM  

Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.


Preferably free
 
2013-01-25 12:41:26 PM  

ringersol: Zarquon's flat tire: "Is there really a need for this to be an international story?"

Absolutely. Repressed people won't read titillating content unless they can do so while still under the guise of being Above All That.
But even repressed people deserve an outlet.

I mean, sure, it's cynically calculated, almost surely fabricated, nonsense designed to do nothing more than line Murdoch's pockets.
But in the process he's delivering naughtiness to those who need it the most. Surely that's God's Own Work.


Keep up the good work.
 
2013-01-25 12:45:51 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.

*insert qualifications* Yep, I'm not buying it.



She used to be a nude model so anything is possible. But I am pretty confident it was not intentional for a number of reasons. The least of which is she is a gorgeous 24 year old hipster and I am a middle aged troll.
 
2013-01-25 12:48:55 PM  

rushthatspeaks: https://www.facebook.com/tracy.t.brooks


wow, I can't believe that dumbass still has an account

I would have crawled into a hole somewhere and done everything I could to get off the grid
 
2013-01-25 12:51:24 PM  
Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish

The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots
 
2013-01-25 01:02:56 PM  
barfblog.com
 
2013-01-25 01:09:25 PM  

T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.

*insert qualifications* Yep, I'm not buying it.


She used to be a nude model so anything is possible. But I am pretty confident it was not intentional for a number of reasons. The least of which is she is a gorgeous 24 year old hipster and I am a middle aged troll.


www.dailyhaha.com
 
2013-01-25 01:15:35 PM  
I have the weirdest semi right now.
 
2013-01-25 01:28:03 PM  

miscreant: Well, that was disappointing. Slow news day if this type of boring banter between an engaged couple is considered "raunchy".


Maybe the news-y bit is that they were engaged to one another.

Like catching a politician having sex... with his wife.

/man bites dog
 
2013-01-25 01:29:38 PM  

SuperChuck: Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.

If it's not Scottish, it's crap?


Exactly. Like Jameson Whiskey. Now that's some fine whiskey. Non Scottish whiskey sucks
 
2013-01-25 01:35:32 PM  
British slang makes makes me flaccid.
 
2013-01-25 01:41:19 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: SuperChuck: Tangenital: Scottish sex is like everything else Scottish.

If it's not Scottish, it's crap?

Exactly. Like Jameson Whiskey. Now that's some fine whiskey. Non Scottish whiskey sucks


You know what this great whiskey needs? Dirt!
 
2013-01-25 01:42:16 PM  

T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.


Umm... what? That's certainly not true on my iPhone. Are you one of the folks that has to start a new message from a previous one?

I had a student that insisted on replying to the last email I'd sent, even if her new message had nothing to do with the last one. Really annoying, and then hard to find relevant messages once they're buried deep in a thread. It can only be sheer laziness re typing in a new subject line, since email addresses are practically autofilled.
 
2013-01-25 01:43:49 PM  

Lydia_C: T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.

Umm... what? That's certainly not true on my iPhone. Are you one of the folks that has to start a new message from a previous one?

I had a student that insisted on replying to the last email I'd sent, even if her new message had nothing to do with the last one. Really annoying, and then hard to find relevant messages once they're buried deep in a thread. It can only be sheer laziness re typing in a new subject line, since email addresses are practically autofilled.


Some mobile email client hide the subject line when replying. Usually you need to click a button to change it. So that might not be obvious to some.
 
2013-01-25 01:53:06 PM  
I worked for a company in the IT section and the administrative assistant for the president of the company had the man in our imaging department take some nudes of her for a portfolio. They were using the email system to transfer the photos between them as they finalized which photos would be in the portfolio. In the final email which contained all the back and forth including all the pictures some of which were not merely nudes she had mistakenly selected all of the office distribution list. Everyone in the office received the email and we all were able to tell that she was a true red head. She was very embarrassed even though most of the office was female and trust me she had nothing to be embarrassed about. Some of the men did make some jokes on the matter and she took it well. Thankfully she came to us in the IT department shortly after it happened and we were able to ensure her that they had been removed from the general network into a secured location (we had to keep them in case the company was going to seek to terminate her or him) and no one had copied them. I told her that I saw them and complemented her on her beauty in a respectful way saying that I wished I could have a copy of the set. A few days later a package arrived in the mail with all the photos, a nice note, some extra pictures and a video. I still have all of it to this day.
 
2013-01-25 01:55:30 PM  

Profedius: I worked for a company in the IT section and the administrative assistant for the president of the company had the man in our imaging department take some nudes of her for a portfolio. They were using the email system to transfer the photos between them as they finalized which photos would be in the portfolio. In the final email which contained all the back and forth including all the pictures some of which were not merely nudes she had mistakenly selected all of the office distribution list. Everyone in the office received the email and we all were able to tell that she was a true red head. She was very embarrassed even though most of the office was female and trust me she had nothing to be embarrassed about. Some of the men did make some jokes on the matter and she took it well. Thankfully she came to us in the IT department shortly after it happened and we were able to ensure her that they had been removed from the general network into a secured location (we had to keep them in case the company was going to seek to terminate her or him) and no one had copied them. I told her that I saw them and complemented her on her beauty in a respectful way saying that I wished I could have a copy of the set. A few days later a package arrived in the mail with all the photos, a nice note, some extra pictures and a video. I still have all of it to this day.


Share, or it didn't happen.

/dirty old man
 
2013-01-25 02:12:50 PM  

Guadior42: Profedius: I worked for a company in the IT section and the administrative assistant for the president of the company had the man in our imaging department take some nudes of her for a portfolio. They were using the email system to transfer the photos between them as they finalized which photos would be in the portfolio. In the final email which contained all the back and forth including all the pictures some of which were not merely nudes she had mistakenly selected all of the office distribution list. Everyone in the office received the email and we all were able to tell that she was a true red head. She was very embarrassed even though most of the office was female and trust me she had nothing to be embarrassed about. Some of the men did make some jokes on the matter and she took it well. Thankfully she came to us in the IT department shortly after it happened and we were able to ensure her that they had been removed from the general network into a secured location (we had to keep them in case the company was going to seek to terminate her or him) and no one had copied them. I told her that I saw them and complemented her on her beauty in a respectful way saying that I wished I could have a copy of the set. A few days later a package arrived in the mail with all the photos, a nice note, some extra pictures and a video. I still have all of it to this day.

Share, or it didn't happen.

/dirty old man


Sorry can't do that I gave my word that I would not share them or show them to anyone. I am pretty sure you can find pictures of her on the internet she did end up doing some modeling then opened a dance studio for a time before returning to an administrative assistant role.
 
2013-01-25 02:22:18 PM  

Profedius: Guadior42: Profedius: I worked for a company in the IT section and the administrative assistant for the president of the company had the man in our imaging department take some nudes of her for a portfolio. They were using the email system to transfer the photos between them as they finalized which photos would be in the portfolio. In the final email which contained all the back and forth including all the pictures some of which were not merely nudes she had mistakenly selected all of the office distribution list. Everyone in the office received the email and we all were able to tell that she was a true red head. She was very embarrassed even though most of the office was female and trust me she had nothing to be embarrassed about. Some of the men did make some jokes on the matter and she took it well. Thankfully she came to us in the IT department shortly after it happened and we were able to ensure her that they had been removed from the general network into a secured location (we had to keep them in case the company was going to seek to terminate her or him) and no one had copied them. I told her that I saw them and complemented her on her beauty in a respectful way saying that I wished I could have a copy of the set. A few days later a package arrived in the mail with all the photos, a nice note, some extra pictures and a video. I still have all of it to this day.

Share, or it didn't happen.

/dirty old man

Sorry can't do that I gave my word that I would not share them or show them to anyone. I am pretty sure you can find pictures of her on the internet she did end up doing some modeling then opened a dance studio for a time before returning to an administrative assistant role.


She's from Canada, anyway.
 
2013-01-25 03:39:15 PM  

Lydia_C: T.M.S.: StoPPeRmobile: T.M.S.: My new personal assistant accidentally IM'd me a fantastic boob shot on her second day. It was more amusing than awkward.

Accident, yeah right.

Iphones are wonderful things. But the way they send your outgoing message directly to the last person who sent you incoming can create awkward moments.

Umm... what? That's certainly not true on my iPhone. Are you one of the folks that has to start a new message from a previous one?



No. But I have just been informed she had an Android (whatever that is) cause the problem.
 
2013-01-25 03:59:08 PM  
An IT guy at one of our sister companies got fired because he accidentally printed out porn on the company color printer... FROM HIS HOUSE. Note to self, always disconnect from VPN first.
 
2013-01-25 04:40:17 PM  
That was like my roommates stories about what he and the girls in his group of friends growing up did during sexy time. All nice and hot until you get a mental picture of the girls involved...


/300 lbs!
 
2013-01-25 05:19:36 PM  

IAMBOB: That was like my roommates stories about what he and the girls in his group of friends growing up did during sexy time. All nice and hot until you get a mental picture of the girls involved...


/300 lbs!


Total? That's not so bad if there are three girls.
 
2013-01-25 08:04:57 PM  
Profedius

i942.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-25 10:14:13 PM  
They just need to go have a fancy session to themselves
 
2013-01-26 08:39:27 AM  

geek_mars: Read, "I fancy you," and immediately thought of Eddie Izzard. Surprised not to see the reference in the thread.


Do you like bread?
 
2013-01-26 09:48:36 AM  
damn...i didn't know my slut-whore ex wife was in GB. Hey England! might wanna bag it...that one's a sespool of venereal soup. complete with a side of chronic vaginosis......slut
 
2013-01-26 11:49:39 PM  
I hate it when this happens to me.
 
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